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Charlies Mamma · 03-01-2011, 08:08 PM

OH MY Zoe... how much do you weigh?????? you look so tiny

Jinger · 03-01-2011, 09:13 PM

Hi, it's me, Zoe, again.

Well, dat wittle puppy scale dey weigh me on sez "2.5 lbs". I think that means I weally big...I jes know I am!
Mommy sez I'm too tiny, but she wubs me tons and tons and it's ok wif her.
So, I fink I'm a TEAPOT, wike I sez.

BUT, if you fink I'm not, I could be a weally cute cheerleader in case yer cwub needs me, Zoe.

concretegurl · 03-01-2011, 09:30 PM

INTRUDER ALERT!
THIS MAY BE A FIRST
...calling down the Alaskan guard...

_ELL N_ Z_E <<<me

I'm so evillll!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinger

Hi Teapots,
It's me, Zoe. I fink I am a "teapot". I have to be...I have a friend named Jessie and she's 'fraid of me (she's a cowdog/border collie mix and she's BIIIIG), and my brudder and sister are chubby cavaliers and I tackle dem all da time...and win. AND, I have no fears, at all. I leap like a weally big dog.
So, pwease, pwetty pwease?
Here I am, me, Zoe:
(PS-I fink my mommy lies to me, 'cause she says I'm only 2 1/2 lbs . She says she didn't know how big I'd be 'cuz they rescued me. Whatever DAT means. I just know she wubs we lots.
If she's not lyin' do you need a cute wittle cheerleader for your cwub? I could do dat...me, Zoe, I could.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinger

Hi, it's me, Zoe, again.
Well, dat wittle puppy scale dey weigh me on sez "2.5 lbs". I think that means I weally big...I jes know I am!
Mommy sez I'm too tiny, but she wubs me tons and tons and it's ok wif her.
So, I fink I'm a TEAPOT, wike I sez. BUT, if you fink I'm not, I could be a weally cute cheerleader in case yer cwub needs me, Zoe.

alaskayorkie · 03-02-2011, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by concretegurl

INTRUDER ALERT!
THIS MAY BE A FIRST
...calling down the Alaskan guard...

_ELL N_ Z_E <<<me

I'm so evillll!

Concretegurl, you lived up to your name: You did Teapots of the world a solid.

NEVER in the 400 years of the Teapot Club and Secret Society has such a bold and brazen attempt to infiltrate our ranks been launched -- RIGHT HERE IN OUR HALLOWED HALLWAYS!

Our Counter Teacup Unit (CTU,

) believes this is either the act of a multilingual, baby-talking secret agent of the highest regard or the antics of a precocious pup who truly wants to be a Teapot.

There are those in our ranks who think her punishment should be swift and merciless. However, it is my recommendation that such a harsh punishment would merely lower us to the level of the teacups and ordinary size Yorkies, who for years have denied Teapots the right to appear in their exclusive dog shows simply because we're over their magical 7-pound limit.

Nevertheless, punishment is mandated under our bylaws.

To wit:

Infiltrator Zoe has been condemned to serve as cheerleader for the Teapot Club, with honorary member status, until such a time that she either reaches the 7.1 pound minimum limit for full-fledged Teapot status or she proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's as adorable as she comes off in her application.

TexasKat08 · 03-02-2011, 05:21 AM

And a mighty cute cheerleader she shall be!! Just what this here teapot club needs!

Jinger · 03-02-2011, 06:07 AM

Yayyyyyy

Yippppeeeee!

Wooooooo Hooooo!

I knowed it, I knowed it, I knowed it. I'm a TEAPOT and I'm BIIIIIIG!

Fank you bewwy much! I will be a bewwy good cheerleader, I pwomise!

Gimme a "T"...
Gimme an "E"...
Gimme an "A"...
Gimmme a "P"...
Gimme an "O"...
Gimme a "T"...
Gimme an "S"...
Whadduz dat spell? TEAPOTS

concretegurl · 03-02-2011, 09:46 AM

Yippy! I'll get you and your lil...ut-oh...

...darn it! Fine! She's in!
^^^^ ^^^^

^^^^ ^^^^
Zoe Elvis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinger;3447923 "Yippppeeeee!"..." Gimme a "T"...
Gimme an "E"...
Gimme an "A"...
Gimmme a "P"...
Gimme an "O"...
Gimme a "T"...
Gimme an "S"...
Whadduz dat spell? [SIZE=3

TEAPOTS[/SIZE]

Elvis, " Darn, she's pretty good too, alright we can be friends!"

concretegurl · 03-02-2011, 09:47 AM

Jinger · 03-02-2011, 12:25 PM

Hi Elvis...

I'm gwad you wanna be fwiends wif me.
From me, Zoe.

Gooooooooooo Elvis!

Charlies Mamma · 03-02-2011, 05:41 PM

welcome to the club Zoe!!

Jinger · 03-02-2011, 08:47 PM

Fank you!

Charlies Mamma · 03-03-2011, 03:55 PM

Ok took Charlie to the vet as he is having a pancreatitis flare. he has not been feeling good the past couple days so I took him this morning and like I feared pancreatitis. BUT..............................

They put Charlie up on the scale and it said 13 pounds THIRTEEN!!

i was AMAZED.

They said that it is a fine weight for him to be but they do not want him to gain anymore because of his body structure.

He had to get some meds and we have to change the diet some but he should be good in a few days.

Just had to share my BIG excitement LOL

Tayluvheryorkie · 03-03-2011, 03:59 PM

After reading this thread, I think my corky belongs in the Teapot club. he weighs 9 lbs

alaskayorkie · 03-04-2011, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tayluvheryorkie

After reading this thread, I think my corky belongs in the Teapot club. he weighs 9 lbs

The Exalted Executive Committee of The Teapot Club and Secret Society regret to inform you that Corky's application has been denied. Your application failed to include age and a picture, so there's no way to verify your claim of weight or ooh and ahh over his cuteness.

You may reapply in 3 years, or 3 minutes -- whichever comes first.

Tayluvheryorkie · 03-04-2011, 07:49 PM

Will be re applyng tomorrow... Taking new pic tomorrow!

03-01-2011, 08:08 PM	#241
Charlies Mamma Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: With CharlieBrown of course! Posts: 1,404	OH MY Zoe... how much do you weigh?????? you look so tiny __________________ Mom to Bug and Charlie-R.I.P my sweet Charlie 2021

03-01-2011, 09:13 PM	#242
Jinger Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 2,213	Hi, it's me, Zoe, again. Well, dat wittle puppy scale dey weigh me on sez "2.5 lbs". I think that means I weally big...I jes know I am! Mommy sez I'm too tiny, but she wubs me tons and tons and it's ok wif her. So, I fink I'm a TEAPOT, wike I sez. BUT, if you fink I'm not, I could be a weally cute cheerleader in case yer cwub needs me, Zoe. __________________ Jen and Zoe

03-02-2011, 05:21 AM	#245
TexasKat08 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 898	And a mighty cute cheerleader she shall be!! Just what this here teapot club needs! __________________ Puppy Hugs & Kisses Kathy & Nicco & Baby Dash

03-02-2011, 06:07 AM	#246
Jinger Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 2,213	Yayyyyyy Yippppeeeee! Wooooooo Hooooo! I knowed it, I knowed it, I knowed it. I'm a TEAPOT and I'm BIIIIIIG! Fank you bewwy much! I will be a bewwy good cheerleader, I pwomise! Gimme a "T"... Gimme an "E"... Gimme an "A"... Gimmme a "P"... Gimme an "O"... Gimme a "T"... Gimme an "S"... Whadduz dat spell? TEAPOTS __________________ Jen and Zoe

03-02-2011, 09:47 AM	#248
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	__________________ Shan & 8 kids now!

03-02-2011, 12:25 PM	#249
Jinger Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 2,213	Hi Elvis... I'm gwad you wanna be fwiends wif me. From me, Zoe. Gooooooooooo Elvis! __________________ Jen and Zoe

03-02-2011, 05:41 PM	#250
Charlies Mamma Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: With CharlieBrown of course! Posts: 1,404	welcome to the club Zoe!! __________________ Mom to Bug and Charlie-R.I.P my sweet Charlie 2021

03-02-2011, 08:47 PM	#251
Jinger Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 2,213	Fank you! __________________ Jen and Zoe

03-03-2011, 03:55 PM	#252
Charlies Mamma Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: With CharlieBrown of course! Posts: 1,404	WoweeeeWowWow Ok took Charlie to the vet as he is having a pancreatitis flare. he has not been feeling good the past couple days so I took him this morning and like I feared pancreatitis. BUT.............................. They put Charlie up on the scale and it said 13 pounds THIRTEEN!! i was AMAZED. They said that it is a fine weight for him to be but they do not want him to gain anymore because of his body structure. He had to get some meds and we have to change the diet some but he should be good in a few days. Just had to share my BIG excitement LOL __________________ Mom to Bug and Charlie-R.I.P my sweet Charlie 2021

03-03-2011, 03:59 PM	#253
Tayluvheryorkie Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Pooler, GA USA Posts: 200	After reading this thread, I think my corky belongs in the Teapot club. he weighs 9 lbs

03-04-2011, 07:49 PM	#255
Tayluvheryorkie Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Pooler, GA USA Posts: 200	Will be re applyng tomorrow... Taking new pic tomorrow!