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Originally Posted by concretegurl  |
Concretegurl, you lived up to your name: You did Teapots of the world a solid.
NEVER in the 400 years of the Teapot Club and Secret Society has such a bold and brazen attempt to infiltrate our ranks been launched -- RIGHT HERE IN OUR HALLOWED HALLWAYS!
Our Counter Teacup Unit (CTU,
) believes this is either the act of a multilingual, baby-talking secret agent of the highest regard or the antics of a precocious pup who truly wants to be a Teapot.
There are those in our ranks who think her punishment should be swift and merciless. However, it is my recommendation that such a harsh punishment would merely lower us to the level of the teacups and ordinary size Yorkies, who for years have denied Teapots the right to appear in their exclusive dog shows simply because we're over their magical 7-pound limit.
Nevertheless, punishment is mandated under our bylaws.
To wit:
Infiltrator Zoe has been condemned to serve as cheerleader for the Teapot Club, with honorary member status, until such a time that she either reaches the 7.1 pound minimum limit for full-fledged Teapot status or she proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's as adorable as she comes off in her application.