Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club - Page 20 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

jojomima · 03-10-2011, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Oh no no! Don't get me wrong. Shadow doesn't have to gain any weight. She just must not fall below the standard in the next 2 months. Teapotness is a genetic gift, not the result of diet.

Got it.

bellababy08 · 03-10-2011, 07:57 AM

Hello to all my teapot friends

its Bella and I want to warn you teapots that my little brother Harley tipped the scale yesterday at 4.5 lbs and only 6 mos old...He says he is going to be a teapot as well and join my teapot club in 6 mos (he is always trying to steal my thunder

) so keep your eyes on him, he attacks from the back "little stinker" but I over heard Mommy & the Vet talking, ssssssshhhh don't tell Harley...they think Harley will be Standard "teehee"

. I really wanted to tell him cause he was all in my face and jumping on me rubbing it in that he was gonna be a teapot too...but Mommy says I shouldn't tell him, that it would take all his fun alway and hurt his feeling...she said it would be like her telling me "there really is no Santa

"

LeylasMom · 03-10-2011, 02:50 PM

Leyla said that she now MUST eat extra treats and cookies are to be available at all times. She has also said that she will practice her "bull dog pose" and has asked for protien powder supplements in order to gain membership in this sacred club. Bacon has appeared on the grocery list (5 pounds of thick sliced) and since we live alone and I didn't add it, she has obviously learned how to type. She also wants to know the secrets of the much revered paw shake so that she can perform it in her sleep.

alaskayorkie · 03-10-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LeylasMom

Leyla said that she now MUST eat extra treats and cookies are to be available at all times. She has also said that she will practice her "bull dog pose" and has asked for protien powder supplements in order to gain membership in this sacred club. Bacon has appeared on the grocery list (5 pounds of thick sliced) and since we live alone and I didn't add it, she has obviously learned how to type. She also wants to know the secrets of the much revered paw shake so that she can perform it in her sleep.

OK, OK, OK!!!! STOP! Leyla is IN THE TEAPOT CLUB at 8 pounds!

Our benevolent and wise rules committee could not live with themselves if Leyla lost her gorgeous and athletic frame just for one joke.

Incrypted instructions on the secret handshake, along with a decoder ring, will be mailed ASAP. If you don't receive them, PM Concretegurl, the rabble rouser.

alaskayorkie · 03-10-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellababy08

Hello to all my teapot friends

its Bella and I want to warn you teapots that my little brother Harley tipped the scale yesterday at 4.5 lbs and only 6 mos old...He says he is going to be a teapot as well and join my teapot club in 6 mos (he is always trying to steal my thunder

) so keep your eyes on him, he attacks from the back "little stinker" but I over heard Mommy & the Vet talking, ssssssshhhh don't tell Harley...they think Harley will be Standard "teehee"

. I really wanted to tell him cause he was all in my face and jumping on me rubbing it in that he was gonna be a teapot too...but Mommy says I shouldn't tell him, that it would take all his fun alway and hurt his feeling...she said it would be like her telling me "there really is no Santa

"

LeylasMom · 03-10-2011, 03:04 PM

Leyla sends her most sincere thanks and promises not to become a stew pot or drop below the critical 7 pounds. She has asked for a dress with teapots and polkadots to comemorate her inclusion in the club. Does anyone make bows with teapot baubles? She would like to order one and wear it daily so she doesn't get any more comments "(gasp) she is soo big for a Yorkie!" How about a bandana that says "Teapot Club Member"

Buster Brown · 03-10-2011, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LeylasMom

Leyla sends her most sincere thanks and promises not to become a stew pot or drop below the critical 7 pounds. She has asked for a dress with teapots and polkadots to comemorate her inclusion in the club. Does anyone make bows with teapot baubles? She would like to order one and wear it daily so she doesn't get any more comments "(gasp) she is soo big for a Yorkie!" How about a bandana that says "Teapot Club Member"

What a great idea for some of the talented bow makers here. LOL

concretegurl · 03-10-2011, 08:16 PM

TEAPOT BOWS!!!! Someone more creative than I must!
Protein shakes and a tread mill! That's our plan for the Spring grass seeding in the back yard! Three weeks no dogs on the lawn!
So all you borderline Teapots...just sayin' protein shakes and ice cream no treadmills LOL!

Jinger · 03-11-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

OK, OK, OK!!!! STOP! Leyla is IN THE TEAPOT CLUB at 8 pounds!

Our benevolent and wise rules committee could not live with themselves if Leyla lost her gorgeous and athletic frame just for one joke.

Incrypted instructions on the secret handshake, along with a decoder ring, will be mailed ASAP. If you don't receive them, PM Concretegurl, the rabble rouser.

Whhhhhaaaattt??

Der ar rwings??!! I WUV bwing!!

Wuv, Me, Zoe

concretegurl · 03-11-2011, 11:51 AM

Missed that post...

...I know it's so true...

Quote:

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

OK, OK, OK!!!! STOP! Leyla is IN THE TEAPOT CLUB at 8 pounds!

Our benevolent and wise rules committee could not live with themselves if Leyla lost her gorgeous and athletic frame just for one joke.

Incrypted instructions on the secret handshake, along with a decoder ring, will be mailed ASAP. If you don't receive them, PM Concretegurl, the rabble rouser.

jojomima · 03-11-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LeylasMom

Leyla sends her most sincere thanks and promises not to become a stew pot or drop below the critical 7 pounds. She has asked for a dress with teapots and polkadots to comemorate her inclusion in the club. Does anyone make bows with teapot baubles? She would like to order one and wear it daily so she doesn't get any more comments "(gasp) she is soo big for a Yorkie!" How about a bandana that says "Teapot Club Member"

Gee....too bad Shadow is not eligible yet at 7.5 cause.......I sew!!!!!!

concretegurl · 03-11-2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jojomima

Gee....too bad Shadow is not eligible yet at 7.5 cause.......I sew!!!!!!

...harsh!

alaskayorkie · 03-11-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jojomima

Gee....too bad Shadow is not eligible yet at 7.5 cause.......I sew!!!!!!

Upon further reflection, the committee formally accepts Shadow's application. What were we thinking? Welcome, Shadow, to the Teapot Club. However, if you lose that half pound, you will fall to honorary cheerleader status.

jule · 03-11-2011, 02:48 PM

i want to see a pick of your yorkie silky my ella is a yorki silky mix and she weighs 10 lbs!!

ASTPhi877 · 03-12-2011, 08:02 AM

I just wed this entiwer thwed, and you guys awr soooo funny! I know imb not qwite big enuf to be in yoor cwub, cuz my mommy keeps pwaying I make it to "fower pownds won day" (watebber dat means)... but I did hab a suug... A soog... A sug-guest-sh... An idea! Y'awl shub make Miss Awaskayowrki yoor offishall PWESIDENT! I fink she mite hab a shot if yoo awl put yoor big bootiful yowrki booties togeder!!!

P.S. To de wondewful Miss Awaskayowrki: If sumwon tels yoo dis is a bwatant attempt to fwatter my way into dis eggs-salted cwub, pweese don't beweeve themb! I, Lucy Bell Kemp, aka Lucy Boosey, fowrmarly of LooeaseEana, now ob Pinsylbannia (3 pownds 13 ownces, d.o.b. May 9, 2010. Female.) wood neber stoop so low! Tehehehe!

03-10-2011, 07:57 AM	#287
bellababy08 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 1,043	Hello to all my teapot friends its Bella and I want to warn you teapots that my little brother Harley tipped the scale yesterday at 4.5 lbs and only 6 mos old...He says he is going to be a teapot as well and join my teapot club in 6 mos (he is always trying to steal my thunder ) so keep your eyes on him, he attacks from the back "little stinker" but I over heard Mommy & the Vet talking, ssssssshhhh don't tell Harley...they think Harley will be Standard "teehee". I really wanted to tell him cause he was all in my face and jumping on me rubbing it in that he was gonna be a teapot too...but Mommy says I shouldn't tell him, that it would take all his fun alway and hurt his feeling...she said it would be like her telling me "there really is no Santa " __________________ Jennifer R.I.P Bailey Bella Harley Ivy Baby Milo

03-10-2011, 08:16 PM	#293
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	TEAPOT BOWS!!!! Someone more creative than I must! Protein shakes and a tread mill! That's our plan for the Spring grass seeding in the back yard! Three weeks no dogs on the lawn! So all you borderline Teapots...just sayin' protein shakes and ice cream no treadmills LOL! __________________ Shan & 8 kids now! Last edited by concretegurl; 03-10-2011 at 08:17 PM.

03-11-2011, 02:48 PM	#299
jule Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NH Posts: 22	i want to see a pick of your yorkie silky my ella is a yorki silky mix and she weighs 10 lbs!! __________________ Jule Ellas Mommy!!

03-12-2011, 08:02 AM	#300
ASTPhi877 Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Louisiana, USA Posts: 192	I just wed this entiwer thwed, and you guys awr soooo funny! I know imb not qwite big enuf to be in yoor cwub, cuz my mommy keeps pwaying I make it to "fower pownds won day" (watebber dat means)... but I did hab a suug... A soog... A sug-guest-sh... An idea! Y'awl shub make Miss Awaskayowrki yoor offishall PWESIDENT! I fink she mite hab a shot if yoo awl put yoor big bootiful yowrki booties togeder!!! P.S. To de wondewful Miss Awaskayowrki: If sumwon tels yoo dis is a bwatant attempt to fwatter my way into dis eggs-salted cwub, pweese don't beweeve themb! I, Lucy Bell Kemp, aka Lucy Boosey, fowrmarly of LooeaseEana, now ob Pinsylbannia (3 pownds 13 ownces, d.o.b. May 9, 2010. Female.) wood neber stoop so low! Tehehehe! Last edited by ASTPhi877; 03-12-2011 at 08:04 AM.

03-10-2011, 02:50 PM	#288
LeylasMom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Tavernier, FL, USA Posts: 54	Leyla said that she now MUST eat extra treats and cookies are to be available at all times. She has also said that she will practice her "bull dog pose" and has asked for protien powder supplements in order to gain membership in this sacred club. Bacon has appeared on the grocery list (5 pounds of thick sliced) and since we live alone and I didn't add it, she has obviously learned how to type. She also wants to know the secrets of the much revered paw shake so that she can perform it in her sleep.

03-10-2011, 03:04 PM	#291
LeylasMom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Tavernier, FL, USA Posts: 54	Leyla sends her most sincere thanks and promises not to become a stew pot or drop below the critical 7 pounds. She has asked for a dress with teapots and polkadots to comemorate her inclusion in the club. Does anyone make bows with teapot baubles? She would like to order one and wear it daily so she doesn't get any more comments "(gasp) she is soo big for a Yorkie!" How about a bandana that says "Teapot Club Member"