[concretegurl]

INTRUDER ALERT!
THIS MAY BE A FIRST
...calling down the Alaskan guard...

_ELL N_ Z_E <<<me
I'm so evillll!

Originally Posted by Jinger

Hi Teapots,
It's me, Zoe. I fink I am a "teapot". I have to be...I have a friend named Jessie and she's 'fraid of me (she's a cowdog/border collie mix and she's BIIIIG), and my brudder and sister are chubby cavaliers and I tackle dem all da time...and win. AND, I have no fears, at all. I leap like a weally big dog.
So, pwease, pwetty pwease?
Here I am, me, Zoe:
(PS-I fink my mommy lies to me, 'cause she says I'm only 2 1/2 lbs . She says she didn't know how big I'd be 'cuz they rescued me. Whatever DAT means. I just know she wubs we lots.
If she's not lyin' do you need a cute wittle cheerleader for your cwub? I could do dat...me, Zoe, I could.

Originally Posted by Jinger

Hi, it's me, Zoe, again.
Well, dat wittle puppy scale dey weigh me on sez "2.5 lbs". I think that means I weally big...I jes know I am!
Mommy sez I'm too tiny, but she wubs me tons and tons and it's ok wif her.
So, I fink I'm a TEAPOT, wike I sez. BUT, if you fink I'm not, I could be a weally cute cheerleader in case yer cwub needs me, Zoe.