The love that dare not speak its name

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

I think maybe if you had started with saying it was an "unwanted" behavior instead of a "bad" behavior that would have made a little difference. bc some people don't see it as bad, but perhaps unwanted by some. I personally think it's funny, BUT if I had a great dane, you are right, I probably wouldn't allow it, along with barking as well, bc, well, a great dane is bigger than a yorkie. Our little ones get away with a lot more than the big guys purely bc of their size.

I agree. Animals do not have a sense of good or bad, right or wrong...just what comes natural. Unwanted is so much better....

[livingdustmops]

Had a lot of fun with this thread but here is one response from a vet:

Causes of Excessive Dog Erection

[ladyjane]

I had a biter that had walked in front of my car in 1986. He was a severely traumatized little guy but a darling. He passed in 2006 and I still miss the little
character. He was a sweetheart. Just had some issues.

When Maxwell was frightened by something...loud noises...lots of strangers coming around... things like that, he would grab one of his teddy bears and hump it. There was NO stopping him...and he went so fast he actually toppled over a coupleof times. I always said it was his stress reducer. Who knows?

But....here is something that is on my website that a friend gave me. We named it Maxwell's favorite toys. You must click on it to get the full effect. OK..I must admit...I did laugh out loud a few times over it.

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[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

I had a biter that had walked in front of my car in 1986. He was a severely traumatized little guy but a darling. He passed in 2006 and I still miss the little
character. He was a sweetheart. Just had some issues.

When Maxwell was frightened by something...loud noises...lots of strangers coming around... things like that, he would grab one of his teddy bears and hump it. There was NO stopping him...and he went so fast he actually toppled over a coupleof times. I always said it was his stress reducer. Who knows?

But....here is something that is on my website that a friend gave me. We named it Maxwell's favorite toys. You must click on it to get the full effect. OK..I must admit...I did laugh out loud a few times over it.

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Snort...Snort....Snort...Hysterical!

Actually there are articles on the internet that talk about it being a stress reducer...

[QuickSilver]

I never knew YT could be so dirty. It feels wrong, but at the same time, so right.

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

I never knew YT could be so dirty. It feels wrong, but at the same time, so right.

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

I had a biter that had walked in front of my car in 1986. He was a severely traumatized little guy but a darling. He passed in 2006 and I still miss the little
character. He was a sweetheart. Just had some issues.

When Maxwell was frightened by something...loud noises...lots of strangers coming around... things like that, he would grab one of his teddy bears and hump it. There was NO stopping him...and he went so fast he actually toppled over a coupleof times. I always said it was his stress reducer. Who knows?

But....here is something that is on my website that a friend gave me. We named it Maxwell's favorite toys. You must click on it to get the full effect. OK..I must admit...I did laugh out loud a few times over it.

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Oh that was absolute awesomeness!

Uni topples over sometimes too! She goes with her head down and flips over. I worry about her knees. Is humping bad for LP pups? She only does it when she's in heat during the prime flaggin period LOL. I think she's done this cycle. Hoping to get her spayed before next time.

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Oh that was absolute awesomeness!

Uni topples over sometimes too! She goes with her head down and flips over. I worry about her knees. Is humping bad for LP pups? She only does it when she's in heat during the prime flaggin period LOL. I think she's done this cycle. Hoping to get her spayed before next time.

My Maxwell had LP and never had any major problems humping his teddies.
I really don't think it hurts them....it is like exercise. not really doing something to jar that knee...like jumping off of furniture or something....

It did not make his any worse.

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

My Maxwell had LP and never had any major problems humping his teddies.
I really don't think it hurts them....it is like exercise. not really doing something to jar that knee...like jumping off of furniture or something....

It did not make his any worse.

Ok Uni hump away!!! Ladyjane says it's ok, that's good enough for me! Where's that Johnny blanket?

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Ok Uni hump away!!! Ladyjane says it's ok, that's good enough for me! Where's that Johnny blanket?

Omg .. hahahah you are too funny.

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

Omg .. hahahah you are too funny.

I'm applying to be a foster mom! Foster pups can hump Johnny if they want too! I live vicariously through them!

[Breeze]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

I told him his paws would get hairy, but he didn't see concerned.

I did actually pull the sheath back over everything last night, which I really didn't think I would ever be able to do. That's the power of love, baby.

I think maybe I'll cut the pee string off. It doesn't sound like I did it right, and I can live with some splatter.

Thor is neutered, btw.

I don't believe in the pee string thin , I shave right down and never have a problem.

[red98vett]

I SWORE I wouldn't come back to this thread - the visuals are too much for my virgin eyes

I HAD to post this. It's 6 AM on a Saturday morning - I'm drinking coffee and searching my computer for my doggie porn. This is pathetic. BUT - so I don't sit here totally wasting my time - here is Chanel having a hissy fit cause I put her boyfriend in a basket.

He is NOT tall dark and handsome. He's short, dark and ugly but hey - he's been around the block more times to count, so he has experience (Chanel is his 3rd girlfriend that I know of)

but still - I do discourage her dating him. She's way too young for him....He's had LOTS of plastic Surgery and yet he still Won the Ugliest Toy Contest once. Not a great claim to fame.

1st pic - Her huge hissy fit - you can't tell but she did climb in and drag him out by his arm (She's the dominant - he's the submissive)

2nd pic - Well - I think you get the idea, The funny thing is he MUST be face up. There's something about that plastic nose......(note the perfect position)

ps - You have to open the last photo to see the full effect of her date - Now you tell me - Is that a happy face or WHAT ? (she did have a ciggy after but has since quit)

[Darlene68]

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Kermit seems to be enjoying himself waaaaay to much!!

[Darlene68]

Originally Posted by red98vett

I SWORE I wouldn't come back to this thread - the visuals are too much for my virgin eyes

I HAD to post this. It's 6 AM on a Saturday morning - I'm drinking coffee and searching my computer for my doggie porn. This is pathetic. BUT - so I don't sit here totally wasting my time - here is Chanel having a hissy fit cause I put her boyfriend in a basket.

He is NOT tall dark and handsome. He's short, dark and ugly but hey - he's been around the block more times to count, so he has experience (Chanel is his 3rd girlfriend that I know of)

but still - I do discourage her dating him. She's way too young for him....He's had LOTS of plastic Surgery and yet he still Won the Ugliest Toy Contest once. Not a great claim to fame.

1st pic - Her huge hissy fit - you can't tell but she did climb in and drag him out by his arm (She's the dominant - he's the submissive)

2nd pic - Well - I think you get the idea, The funny thing is he MUST be face up. There's something about that plastic nose......(note the perfect position)

ps - You have to open the last photo to see the full effect of her date - Now you tell me - Is that a happy face or WHAT ? (she did have a ciggy after but has since quit)

That is a face of pure satisfaction!!!