The love that dare not speak its name

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by red98vett

I SWORE I wouldn't come back to this thread - the visuals are too much for my virgin eyes

Now that is the funniest thing I have ever read...my virgin eyes...that is sorta like saying "my skinny butt" ONE BIG LIE...

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by red98vett

I SWORE I wouldn't come back to this thread - the visuals are too much for my virgin eyes

I HAD to post this. It's 6 AM on a Saturday morning - I'm drinking coffee and searching my computer for my doggie porn. This is pathetic. BUT - so I don't sit here totally wasting my time - here is Chanel having a hissy fit cause I put her boyfriend in a basket.

He is NOT tall dark and handsome. He's short, dark and ugly but hey - he's been around the block more times to count, so he has experience (Chanel is his 3rd girlfriend that I know of)

but still - I do discourage her dating him. She's way too young for him....He's had LOTS of plastic Surgery and yet he still Won the Ugliest Toy Contest once. Not a great claim to fame.

1st pic - Her huge hissy fit - you can't tell but she did climb in and drag him out by his arm (She's the dominant - he's the submissive)

2nd pic - Well - I think you get the idea, The funny thing is he MUST be face up. There's something about that plastic nose......(note the perfect position)

ps - You have to open the last photo to see the full effect of her date - Now you tell me - Is that a happy face or WHAT ? (she did have a ciggy after but has since quit)

Well it would appear she is getting "it" more than you are...now that is sad

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

Now that is the funniest thing I have ever read...my virgin eyes...that is sorta like saying "my skinny butt" ONE BIG LIE...

lolllllll ok you are killing me

YouTube - Sir Mix A Lot -Baby got Back (I like Big Butts)

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

Now that is the funniest thing I have ever read...my virgin eyes...that is sorta like saying "my skinny butt" ONE BIG LIE...

LOLOL....ya know, I started to ask Vee, if she noticed her nose was growing after that "virgin" post?!?

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by jencar98

LOLOL....ya know, I started to ask Vee, if she noticed her nose was growing after that "virgin" post?!?

lol i think she needs to try some of that Laura Biagotti perfume gf lolllllllll

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by dwerten

lol i think she needs to try some of that Laura Biagotti perfume gf lolllllllll

ROTFL......honestly Deb....I told Vee about the perfume a couple of years ago!!!

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by jencar98

ROTFL......honestly Deb....I told Vee about the perfume a couple of years ago!!!

lollllllll that stuff is the best gf

Did she buy it? bc then we know her nose is growing lolllllll where is pinocchio anyway?

[livingdustmops]

I love that we are making jokes about V and she is sound asleep in bed with the girls...snoring away...

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

I love that we are making jokes about V and she is sound asleep in bed with the girls...snoring away...

lol are you sure about that I think she bought that wonderful perfume lollllll

she might have a hot date with chanel's gorrilla lolll

[Jasper Jax]

That is it Sexy Dexy's Soccer ball is going in the trash tonight

but then again i would have to listen to this lollllll

YouTube - Yorkie Talk

He loves that soccer ball

lolllll cmon we all need a good laugh

if you do not want the behavior then take away the love toys folks - I am just glad he never humps people or other dogs so let him enjoy his soccer ball he carries that thing everywhere and cries by the washer when we wash it - so sad - I think he would broken hearted without that toy lollll

I can see my lil one being just like that in another couple of months! I'm glad I read this, I thought getting them neutered fixed that, we will just have to cross that bridge if it becomes a problem, but for now, he can have his little purple puppy...he was very impatient waiting for it to get washed and dried tonight, here he is so happy when they were reunited, it was like one of those cheesy love scenes from a movie running on the beach into purple pups hands..lol He loved her beat her and took her to bed with him..lol

[dwerten]

lol that is funny - yeah dex started with a green bear and graduated to soccer ball lollll

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

Well it would appear she is getting "it" more than you are...now that is sad

CINDY !!!!!!!!!! Telling my secrets AGAIN ?

Now my nose is growing ? and you think I would resort to Magilla ? (Ok - that's bad even for me to say lol)

Let's see....I need perfume....a nosejob.... and then maybe I'll get lucky right ?

oh and dwerten....SMACK to you too for aiding and abetting !

I'll have to keep the Camera away from Chanel - never know if she's plotting revenge after I posted her love session all over the net

and ps - I wasn't sleeping. I was ignoring you all.

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by red98vett

CINDY !!!!!!!!!! Telling my secrets AGAIN ?

Now my nose is growing ? and you think I would resort to Magilla ? (Ok - that's bad even for me to say lol)

Let's see....I need perfume....a nosejob.... and then maybe I'll get lucky right ?

oh and dwerten....SMACK to you too for aiding and abetting !

I'll have to keep the Camera away from Chanel - never know if she's plotting revenge after I posted her love session all over the net

and ps - I wasn't sleeping. I was ignoring you all.

LOLLLLLL it was chanel she put us up to it I swear lollll

[red98vett]

ps - I was so busy plotting revenge I forgot a few things

I don't snore.

I don't date hairy men

well - unless you count the CABLE GUY and he wasn't hairy and just a neighbor so no 'date' there....besides, even if I DID like hairy men - Magilla only has eyes for Chanel

unlike Cindy - I CAN See my feet ...though my butt could use some extra - wanna donate ?

now Deb - I need some dirt on you.... cause you my friend are next ! I won't diss Jen yet cause she is helping me with some shampoo but I'm guessing you bought that perfume to get lucky ? tsk tsk.....what we won't do for attention

oh and Jasper - I'm off to watch your video. I had to set these females straight first

Now I'm off to write Ann the Mod and tell her you're picking on me I hope you all get sent to the bad girls chair ! (that is - if Cindy's butt will fit on it)

[red98vett]

ROTF on the video ! IS HE EVER CUTE ! and vocal too How did he DO that without moving his lips ??

I can't help laughing over this thread. I know we shouldn't encourage this kind of thing but lord ...little doggies don't have the luxury of a 'do not disturb' sign nor can they close the door for privacy