The love that dare not speak its name

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by dwerten

LOLLLLLL it was chanel she put us up to it I swear lollll

hmmmmmm....not according to her Miss D. She said what you just did is about as bad as blaming your farts on your dog.

She did think Sexy Dexy is a hottie though

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by red98vett

ps - I was so busy plotting revenge I forgot a few things

I don't snore.

I don't date hairy men

well - unless you count the CABLE GUY and he wasn't hairy and just a neighbor so no 'date' there....besides, even if I DID like hairy men - Magilla only has eyes for Chanel

unlike Cindy - I CAN See my feet ...though my butt could use some extra - wanna donate ?

now Deb - I need some dirt on you.... cause you my friend are next ! I won't diss Jen yet cause she is helping me with some shampoo but I'm guessing you bought that perfume to get lucky ? tsk tsk.....what we won't do for attention

oh and Jasper - I'm off to watch your video. I had to set these females straight first

Now I'm off to write Ann the Mod and tell her you're picking on me I hope you all get sent to the bad girls chair ! (that is - if Cindy's butt will fit on it)

lollll i had to get that perfume or he was going to fly to oklahoma and date Jen lolll she made some dresses for my girls and i opened the box and for the first time he liked doggie clothes lollll

[JERSEY BOY]

Originally Posted by dwerten

i think jersey is a closet humper lollllll

omg lol

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by dwerten

lollll i had to get that perfume or he was going to fly to oklahoma and date Jen lolll she made some dresses for my girls and i opened the box and for the first time he liked doggie clothes lollll

ok you convinced me. I'm a total perfume freak and haven't had a new one in ages....If it's THAT good - maybe I can find myself a hairless man without really looking ?

I'm really not but sometimes it IS lonely since my husband died....but aside from that -I LOVE great perfume. Jen did tell me about it a long time ago and I forgot so I'm really glad you brought it up even if it was over a humping topic

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by dwerten

lollll i had to get that perfume or he was going to fly to oklahoma and date Jen lolll she made some dresses for my girls and i opened the box and for the first time he liked doggie clothes lollll

ROTFL....OMG...Deb, now the truth about that perfume comes out....I just thought You liked it!

I'm going to quit making dog clothes and become a retailer for that perfume!

Are we off topic yet?

And Vee, you want me to forget about that shampoo and send you the perfume....in the large size?!?!LOLOL

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by jencar98

ROTFL....OMG...Deb, now the truth about that perfume comes out....I just thought You liked it!

I'm going to quit making dog clothes and become a retailer for that perfume!

Are we off topic yet?

And Vee, you want me to forget about that shampoo and send you the perfume....in the large size?!?!LOLOL

haha - well with my big nose and all - I guess I need all the help I can get
and I DO thank you for the Shampoo girlfriend ! You're so silly

[dwerten]

lol just put some perfume on this morning and went on a date missed all the action well maybe lollll

[livingdustmops]

I am going to report V...she is bashing me and saying she can see her feet...another lie..oh I am sorry she can see her feet when she sits down and puts them on an ottaman....

P.S. You can have as much of my fat (you know what) as you want...plenty to go around...

[livingdustmops]

I thought this article has some interesting information...

The Dog Trainer : What to Do About Your Humping Dog :: Quick and Dirty Tips

What to Do About Your Humping Dog

Episode 33: October 20, 2009
Dog Behavior
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by Jolanta Benal
Last weekend my best friend came to visit--a rare treat, since we live on opposite coasts. My dog Juniper adores Patti and was thrilled when she appeared--so thrilled that he made a complete air-humping circuit of my admittedly tiny living room. Once I managed to stop laughing, it occurred to me that humping, that common, sometimes embarrassing, often misunderstood behavior, deserved an episode all its own.
Why Do Dogs Hump?
Mounting or humping, of course, is what male dogs do when they mate. But as I’m sure we’ve all seen, dogs don’t only mount when mating, and they don’t only mount other dogs; they may also mount furniture, other animals, stuffed toys, and people. Once a dog whose behavior I was evaluating got on the back of the sofa behind me and began to hump my head. Female dogs mount, though less frequently than males.
Dogs May Hump for Sexual Reasons
Apart from actual mating, dogs still find plenty of reasons to mount. Oddly enough, people often overlook the most obvious of these: sex. Even neutered and spayed dogs display sexual behavior, often accompanied with what looks to a human eye like flirtation--bouncy, playful, physically close. You may see a female dog lift her tail away from her genitals just as she would if in heat and preparing to mate. Male dogs may ejaculate after humping, though if they’re neutered, of course the fluid contains no sperm. Masturbation humping is common, if I can judge by the number of clients who’ve told me about their dog’s special relationship with a pillow or other soft object.
Dogs May Hump When They are Excited or Anxious
Physiological arousal isn’t only sexual. Juniper’s response to our houseguest reflected happy excitement; he had an erection, so maybe there was a sexual component too. Dogs may hump when anxious. I’m not aware of any studies of whether the behavior lowers heart rate and blood pressure or promotes muscle relaxation, but I certainly wouldn’t be surprised. I also suspect that this anxious humping is the kind many popular training books explain as a status grab or an assertion of rank. For whatever reason, people tend to see high rank as the reason for showy, flamboyant dog behaviors such as humping and fighting. In fact, these often arise out of social anxiety. Something to bear in mind the next time a dog humps your leg--not an experience to look forward to, but usually not a portent of a palace coup.
Sexual humping and anxious humping can make people uncomfortable. Of course, if your dog is anxious, it’s a kindness to alleviate that anxiety even if you don’t mind him clasping leg. Also, a dog who routinely expresses social anxiety by humping fellow canines may sooner or later meet one who responds with significant aggression.
Dogs May Hump When They are Bored and Seeking Attention
With pretty much any behavior that you wish your dog wouldn’t do, consider whether he might be bored or seeking attention.
With pretty much any behavior that you wish your dog wouldn’t do, consider whether he might be bored or seeking attention. Take an honest look at how much physical exercise, mental stimulation, and social interaction your dog gets. If your bored, underexercised, lonely young dog has learned he can get your attention by humping the couch cushion every evening right after dinner, the best way to stop the humping is to give him something else to fill his time.
What Is Normal Humping and Mounting?
All that having been said, humping isn’t always abnormal. In fact, it usually isn’t. If your dog, like my Juniper, sometimes humps excitedly, laugh and let it go. If your dog flirts and humps, or is humped by, some of his or her dog friends, no worries. Occasional humping as anxiety relief is normal, and so is masturbating. There’s no real way to put this delicately, but the fact that laundry may be unpleasant for you doesn’t automatically signify that your dog has a behavior problem. If your dog humps you occasionally, your best bet is to just get up and walk away.
Compulsive Disorders and Medical Problems
So when should you worry? First, if your dog humps to the exclusion of other activities or constantly licks at or rubs her genitals, you might be looking at canine compulsive disorder or a medical problem. Allergies, for example, can make dogs itch like mad. Check out my podcast on excessive licking for more about canine compulsive disorder, and schedule a vet check ASAP.
Second, if your dog humps every visitor to your house or every dog and dogette he meets at the park, you have all the evidence you need that that social situation is too much for him. Visit the dog park only when the place is less crowded, go elsewhere altogether, or limit playtime to familiar friends. Let your dog rest in his crate with a chew toy when people visit.
You may hear the advice to teach your dog a cue meaning “Leave that alone”; my only objection is that though it may solve your immediate manners problem it doesn’t address the cause. If you believe your dog’s humping arises out of anxiety about people or other dogs, consult a behavior specialist for advice.
Do Dogs Hump to Show Dominance?
As I mentioned earlier, you’ll often hear that humping is a dominance move. Perhaps it sometimes is, but beware of default “explanations” arrived at without much thought Take that dog who tried to hump my head. He repeatedly pushed into my space. He wasn’t friendly. And he had a history of guarding his resting spots and his toys. So maybe when he climbed up on the sofa back behind me, he was pulling rank. On the other hand, he was a young, intact male who had never had training of any kind--in other words, a hormone-packed adolescent who’d grown up in a household with no rules. Maybe he was trying to dominate me, or maybe he was just one of them boys who don’t know how to act. Either way, he needed a good reward-based dog trainer to show him some moves.

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

I am going to report V...she is bashing me and saying she can see her feet...another lie..oh I am sorry she can see her feet when she sits down and puts them on an ottaman....

P.S. You can have as much of my fat (you know what) as you want...plenty to go around...

lol i dunno was reading on another thread V had some hoochie mama skirts still in her closet she might want to show off - cmon V show us what you got gf

V fess up - i am stuck on bandaids but bandaids don't stick on me

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/gar...very-cute.html

[dwerten]

Originally Posted by livingdustmops

I thought this article has some interesting information...

The Dog Trainer : What to Do About Your Humping Dog :: Quick and Dirty Tips

What to Do About Your Humping Dog

Episode 33: October 20, 2009
Dog Behavior
Subscribe
by Jolanta Benal
Last weekend my best friend came to visit--a rare treat, since we live on opposite coasts. My dog Juniper adores Patti and was thrilled when she appeared--so thrilled that he made a complete air-humping circuit of my admittedly tiny living room. Once I managed to stop laughing, it occurred to me that humping, that common, sometimes embarrassing, often misunderstood behavior, deserved an episode all its own.
Why Do Dogs Hump?
Mounting or humping, of course, is what male dogs do when they mate. But as I’m sure we’ve all seen, dogs don’t only mount when mating, and they don’t only mount other dogs; they may also mount furniture, other animals, stuffed toys, and people. Once a dog whose behavior I was evaluating got on the back of the sofa behind me and began to hump my head. Female dogs mount, though less frequently than males.
Dogs May Hump for Sexual Reasons
Apart from actual mating, dogs still find plenty of reasons to mount. Oddly enough, people often overlook the most obvious of these: sex. Even neutered and spayed dogs display sexual behavior, often accompanied with what looks to a human eye like flirtation--bouncy, playful, physically close. You may see a female dog lift her tail away from her genitals just as she would if in heat and preparing to mate. Male dogs may ejaculate after humping, though if they’re neutered, of course the fluid contains no sperm. Masturbation humping is common, if I can judge by the number of clients who’ve told me about their dog’s special relationship with a pillow or other soft object.
Dogs May Hump When They are Excited or Anxious
Physiological arousal isn’t only sexual. Juniper’s response to our houseguest reflected happy excitement; he had an erection, so maybe there was a sexual component too. Dogs may hump when anxious. I’m not aware of any studies of whether the behavior lowers heart rate and blood pressure or promotes muscle relaxation, but I certainly wouldn’t be surprised. I also suspect that this anxious humping is the kind many popular training books explain as a status grab or an assertion of rank. For whatever reason, people tend to see high rank as the reason for showy, flamboyant dog behaviors such as humping and fighting. In fact, these often arise out of social anxiety. Something to bear in mind the next time a dog humps your leg--not an experience to look forward to, but usually not a portent of a palace coup.
Sexual humping and anxious humping can make people uncomfortable. Of course, if your dog is anxious, it’s a kindness to alleviate that anxiety even if you don’t mind him clasping leg. Also, a dog who routinely expresses social anxiety by humping fellow canines may sooner or later meet one who responds with significant aggression.
Dogs May Hump When They are Bored and Seeking Attention
With pretty much any behavior that you wish your dog wouldn’t do, consider whether he might be bored or seeking attention.
With pretty much any behavior that you wish your dog wouldn’t do, consider whether he might be bored or seeking attention. Take an honest look at how much physical exercise, mental stimulation, and social interaction your dog gets. If your bored, underexercised, lonely young dog has learned he can get your attention by humping the couch cushion every evening right after dinner, the best way to stop the humping is to give him something else to fill his time.
What Is Normal Humping and Mounting?
All that having been said, humping isn’t always abnormal. In fact, it usually isn’t. If your dog, like my Juniper, sometimes humps excitedly, laugh and let it go. If your dog flirts and humps, or is humped by, some of his or her dog friends, no worries. Occasional humping as anxiety relief is normal, and so is masturbating. There’s no real way to put this delicately, but the fact that laundry may be unpleasant for you doesn’t automatically signify that your dog has a behavior problem. If your dog humps you occasionally, your best bet is to just get up and walk away.
Compulsive Disorders and Medical Problems
So when should you worry? First, if your dog humps to the exclusion of other activities or constantly licks at or rubs her genitals, you might be looking at canine compulsive disorder or a medical problem. Allergies, for example, can make dogs itch like mad. Check out my podcast on excessive licking for more about canine compulsive disorder, and schedule a vet check ASAP.
Second, if your dog humps every visitor to your house or every dog and dogette he meets at the park, you have all the evidence you need that that social situation is too much for him. Visit the dog park only when the place is less crowded, go elsewhere altogether, or limit playtime to familiar friends. Let your dog rest in his crate with a chew toy when people visit.
You may hear the advice to teach your dog a cue meaning “Leave that alone”; my only objection is that though it may solve your immediate manners problem it doesn’t address the cause. If you believe your dog’s humping arises out of anxiety about people or other dogs, consult a behavior specialist for advice.
Do Dogs Hump to Show Dominance?
As I mentioned earlier, you’ll often hear that humping is a dominance move. Perhaps it sometimes is, but beware of default “explanations” arrived at without much thought Take that dog who tried to hump my head. He repeatedly pushed into my space. He wasn’t friendly. And he had a history of guarding his resting spots and his toys. So maybe when he climbed up on the sofa back behind me, he was pulling rank. On the other hand, he was a young, intact male who had never had training of any kind--in other words, a hormone-packed adolescent who’d grown up in a household with no rules. Maybe he was trying to dominate me, or maybe he was just one of them boys who don’t know how to act. Either way, he needed a good reward-based dog trainer to show him some moves.

lol now you are getting all technical on us - let's get back to V Bandaid skirts

[red98vett]

Thanks - now I have the bandaid song in my head.

Thanks alot.

Cindy - That's alot of info on humping ! is there something you want to tell us girl ?

I had no idea it was so well documented

I can just picture your search key words ......

[ladyjane]

OK enough humping talk. It is Super Bowl time!

GO SAINTS

Who Dat?

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by red98vett

Thanks - now I have the bandaid song in my head.

Thanks alot.

Cindy - That's alot of info on humping ! is there something you want to tell us girl ?

I had no idea it was so well documented

I can just picture your search key words ......

To funny...now it is in my head toooo....but luckily for me at my age I won't remember it for long...hahah

I did have to get serious for a moment because obviously a lot of our dogs do this and I wanted to see what else I could find on it. We cannot always if ever fall back on the dominance theory about anything as the dominance theory from wolves was something like 316,000 years ago...I am guessing much has changed just like humans so to keep going back to the wolves makes no sense to me.

[livingdustmops]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

OK enough humping talk. It is Super Bowl time!

GO SAINTS

Who Dat?

What the hell are you talking about???....I just finished watching Puppy Super Bowl...a lot more fun to me then a bunch of grown men running after each other to hit them on the butt....

Of course I do like the white pant uniforms when the players bend over to hike the ball...