Embarassing Stories

[Lexi Rae]

ok here is one, cant believe im saying this one.

years ago, in my early thirtys i was with a boyfriend of mine hanging out ( you know) and i had no clothes on, well, the shy person that i am, had to go to the bathroom, so i got up and ran so fast cause i didnt want him to see my but and ran into the bathroom like lighting and headed straight for the bathtub. in the tub i was head first. now he really had to see me naked to get me out.. i was all black and blue the next day...

[Sherry Lynn]

OUCH, Gina!! I can only hope alcohol was involved! Medicinal purposes of course!

[Lexi Rae]

yes alcohol, not medicinial. afew screw drivers

[Sherry Lynn]

Originally Posted by Lexi Rae

yes alcohol, not medicinial. afew screw drivers

LOL I meant so that you didn't feel it when you fell!! hahaha

Screw drivers.... hmmmm what you were drinking or doing!!!

[Lexi Rae]

ok thats enough, now your embarassing me toooo... what ever you think,its true.

[sneri13]

Ok here goes, I still get embarrassed by this one.

We have a picinic at our church on 4th of July to see the fire works. They supply the beer, wine and soda, you bring the food and share. The Monsignor of the church is my age. (40ish) and not bad looking at all. Well here goes. We brought crabs as one of our dishes.

Father Jim comes over to see what we have and I blurt out. I have crabs want some.

His reply, I am sorry to hear that, No thanks and I would keep that one to myself. Then bursts out laughing. I finally realized what I said when my husband informs me he can't believe I said that.

To this day I want to die when I see him.. I still can't believe I said that to a priest.

[Lexi Rae]

good one

[bchgirl]

Here's a couple of mine. One incident I shared on the weird crush thread, but it was my "crowning" moment.

I had a big time super crush on my h.s. goverment teacher. Our class was held in a portable trailer unit with a tiny porch on it. So one day we are walking out of class and Mr. Wonderful is actually talking to me....in my school girl daze I walked right off the side of the porch....in my pale pink pants into a mud puddle caused by the rain. Some other kid stopped and asked if I were ok....think I mumbled...yes, just let the earth open up and swallow me whole.

Another time...took my 3 yr old niece into the grocery store. She's in a cart and another lady has a baby in a cart. Now my niece looks at the baby, looks at the lady, looks back at the baby and says...."that's one uuuuggggly baby. I was mortified Rushed both us out the end of the aisle.

And last but not least. Got dressed in a mostly dark room last week, pulled on a long sleeve t shirt.....get to the grocery store and at the check out....the clerk asks....."oh, is your shirt designed to look "inside out"....hmmmm, ahhhh, NO. Felt like an idiot......

Btw, when we were kids, my little brother came to the dinner table with his shirt on inside out....that's how my mother knew he'd been playin' doctor with the little girl next door

[Yorkieluv]

That's so hilarious!! You guys are too funny Love your stories. LOL

[Tiggerwit]

Oh you guys are killing me. I'm about to have one of those pee your pants stories. I have so many it's hard to pick which one to tell you. Ok, here's 2.

Once when I was 16 I was working the deli at the Bingo Hall. Cute guy comes up to order. Instead of asking "Can I help you?" I said, "Can I have you?" At 16 I was horrified.

Second one is Thanksgiving 2004. I go to Oregon with my boyfriend, (sshh don't tell him I called him that- he's not ready for that yet) hee hee Anyway, he takes me to Oregon to his uncles house. I go to use the main shower... I'm totally naked and in walks his uncle. Remember, I just met this man for the first time. Yikes!! Luckily I was bent down getting my razor out of my bag. I was horrified. When I came out he said "I didn't see anything." I just played it off and said hey no big deal, that's the most action I've seen in a long time. I discovered a shower in the bathroom by my room which I used from then out. (my b/f said there wasn't one in there it was just a tub. I had to show him).

[MeganCFT]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Ok here goes, I still get embarrassed by this one.

We have a picinic at our church on 4th of July to see the fire works. They supply the beer, wine and soda, you bring the food and share. The Monsignor of the church is my age. (40ish) and not bad looking at all. Well here goes. We brought crabs as one of our dishes.

Father Jim comes over to see what we have and I blurt out. I have crabs want some.

His reply, I am sorry to hear that, No thanks and I would keep that one to myself. Then bursts out laughing. I finally realized what I said when my husband informs me he can't believe I said that.

To this day I want to die when I see him.. I still can't believe I said that to a priest.

To be fair....the priest is the one that turned that one around LOL...he made it into something it wasn't!

[Mydogkelsey]

Originally Posted by StewiesMom

On xmas I was at a friend's house and I was putting on my coat to go outside to have a smoke. I was wearing a button down shirt (very cute) His entire family was there and I was talking to his uncle as I was putting it on and walking out. Five of my top buttons popped open and I totally flashed his uncle Ray my bra. Uncle is about 70 or so. So embarassing

and just now I was sitting down at my computer in my cubicle... there is a guy in town from our other office sitting in the cube w/ me for the day. My entire polo shirt came unbuttoned. Christ. He started laughing and kept staring! Even more embarassing because he's a hot lawyer about 30 or 35.

I swear I don't wear my shirts too tight. I think the buttons are defective!!!!

SHARE YOUR STORIES!!!!!!!!!

You've got some pretty powerful boobies haha

[Mydogkelsey]

A couple of my girlfriends and I were at her grandparents house for the weekend just having a girl's weekend. We were hanging out on a bed braiding eachothers hair, watchin t.v. etc. and one of my friends was wearing shorts and had a string hanging out. My other friend thought it was a string on her shorts and started to yank on it, but it was really her tampon! HAHA My other friend Yelped and said "what are you doing? " then my friend realized she was pulling on her tampon string. It was the funniest thing ever. It's not my embarassing story but it sure is funny.

[Tiggerwit]

Originally Posted by Mydogkelsey

A couple of my girlfriends and I were at her grandparents house for the weekend just having a girl's weekend. We were hanging out on a bed braiding eachothers hair, watchin t.v. etc. and one of my friends was wearing shorts and had a string hanging out. My other friend thought it was a string on her shorts and started to yank on it, but it was really her tampon! HAHA My other friend Yelped and said "what are you doing? " then my friend realized she was pulling on her tampon string. It was the funniest thing ever. It's not my embarassing story but it sure is funny.

No Way!!! oh man....

[teri88]

GREAT post! There have been so many embarassing moments in my life I don't know if I could pick just one! Ok, here goes. The company I work for now, I left it 4 years ago to work somewhere else, and I hated the job. Then 2 years ago I had a chance to come back here. I was here for the interview and I had my dress on a hanger (it was Friday and I was in jeans at my other job). I ran into the President of the company in the hallway as I was going into the ladies room to change. We chatted for a moment and I got so flustered that after he left I turned around and walked into the mens room. And I am such an idiot...there was a guy standing at the urinal and he turned around when I walked in and I went right past him. Then all of a sudden I realized I was in the mens room and I ran out! I still want to die when I think about it. Luckily the guy doesn't work here any more, but he never said a word!