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txshopper73 · 12-30-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by NewYorkieMa&Pa

LOL!!! Stewie's Mom is a flasher!!! lol

Ok my most embarrassing, that i can think of, is a month ago at work i had to keep fixing our copier. Which meant a lot of bending over and my butt was facing so anyone passing by could see it...

Well that night when I went home, I sat down on the coach. Our house was cold so I took my hands and put them inbetween my thighs to kind of sit on them and then I feel... A HOLE!!!!

Not just any hole... we are talking about a rip from dang near the front almost all the way to the back...

I have NO IDEA when this rip happened... so all i could think about is how many times did i bend over infront of the copier and how many people passed by and saw the rip in the crotch area of my pants?????

I told my mom when she came home and showed her the rip and bent over infront of her so she could tell me how bad it was.

She said she could not see anything but it is kinda dark in my house at night... so who knows???

Thank goodness I had panties on, but they were stringy so, if they did see, they saw a lot of cheek!!! LOL!!!

Ya'll are KILLING me here! Thanks Kristy for starting this thread!!!

This reminded me of another story...at work, and we had a problem with a bottom drawer of a file cabinet. ANYWAY, I'm in the control room by myself and I'm tugging, jerking, cussing, a$$ swinging more ways than it should trying to get this freaking drawer open. Next thing I hear..."DA** KIM, SLOW DOWN!!!!" I immediately stood up to find to male coworkers there and they'd seen the whole booty dance....Red doesn't even describe the color!!!!!

NewYorkieMa&Pa · 12-30-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

Ya'll are KILLING me here! Thanks Kristy for starting this thread!!!

This reminded me of another story...at work, and we had a problem with a bottom drawer of a file cabinet. ANYWAY, I'm in the control room by myself and I'm tugging, jerking, cussing, a$$ swinging more ways than it should trying to get this freaking drawer open. Next thing I hear..."DA** KIM, SLOW DOWN!!!!" I immediately stood up to find to male coworkers there and they'd seen the whole booty dance....Red doesn't even describe the color!!!!!

LMAO!! Booty dance!!!

You gave quite the show... between you and Kirsty, I am going to have to get singles for my hubby when he comes online here... lol

Just kidding ladies...

rrosenberry · 12-30-2005, 11:35 AM

Here's another, this one is funny more than embarrasing,.
My boss has this leather desk chair on wheels, actually it's a race car seat he had made into a desk chair.
One day I go back to sit at his desk, well I sit on the edge of the seat, and It flipped up in the air, I land on my ass, I'm on the floor and the chair is on my head and the floor and on the desk,, So I'm cracking up, and I say in the real pathetic voice " Help" I didn't want to move for fear the chair would move and hit me on the head more.
Or estimator comes back and is losing it, and he lifts the chair off of me.

Inluvyorkie · 12-30-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by StewiesMom

On xmas I was at a friend's house and I was putting on my coat to go outside to have a smoke. I was wearing a button down shirt (very cute) His entire family was there and I was talking to his uncle as I was putting it on and walking out. Five of my top buttons popped open and I totally flashed his uncle Ray my bra. Uncle is about 70 or so. So embarassing

and just now I was sitting down at my computer in my cubicle... there is a guy in town from our other office sitting in the cube w/ me for the day. My entire polo shirt came unbuttoned. Christ. He started laughing and kept staring! Even more embarassing because he's a hot lawyer about 30 or 35.

I swear I don't wear my shirts too tight. I think the buttons are defective!!!!

SHARE YOUR STORIES!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA, HUmm maybe you will get a raise?? HUMM

PlatinumYorkies · 12-30-2005, 12:36 PM

Ok, all of your stories are quite funny...

It was my senior prom, I had on a fifties style dress with Chiffon and taffetta(ms) Anywho, it sounded like walking crep paper...it was so hard to move, so as my date held the limo door open...I fell getting in...My dress ballooned upward as my behind was exposed to everyone outside!!!

Patti · 12-30-2005, 12:58 PM

You guys are cracking me up! I also can't help laughing when someone falls, I don't know why but it is so funny to me.
Here's one of my moments.
I was in charge of a large call center and I walk real fast and swing my arms. One day I was walking real fast through a file area a to the other side and just as I come out the other side one of my male employees is walking buy and with swinging my arms, I totally cupped this guys privates! We had just had our sexual harrassmemt seminars the week before and I'm thinking Oh great here's my first offense!

rrosenberry · 12-30-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Patti

You guys are cracking me up! I also can't help laughing when someone falls, I don't know why but it is so funny to me.
Here's one of my moments.
I was in charge of a large call center and I walk real fast and swing my arms. One day I was walking real fast through a file area a to the other side and just as I come out the other side one of my male employees is walking buy and with swinging my arms, I totally cupped this guys privates! We had just had our sexual harrassmemt seminars the week before and I'm thinking Oh great here's my first offense!

That's funny, I do the same thing. My BF always says " Careful with those swingin' arms" ( when we are walking beside each other) ha. He always says WHY do you that? And there are times I really concerntrate and try not too, and it's like I will loose my balance if I don't! LOL

red98vett · 12-30-2005, 01:23 PM

Oh man - I don't know what made me laugh more - Kristy flashing people or poor Rhonda peeing on herself ...and Kim - I wanna see the booty dance ! and Brenda - I just bet your WERE checkin out the meat uh huh ..... Mone't your dress and my shirt ....I just saw your post girl - I can SO see that happening.

These are too funny - I don't have anything nearly as good...well...maybe I do. Remember those HUGE Gauzy Pleated shirts that were sheer, long and loose fitting ? Well - I had one that was REALLY gauzy and it went down to about my knees. If I held the sides of the shirt out I could span about 4 feet.

One day I'm walking down a BUSY street to school... The winter days were just starting to warm up but the wind was terrible. A huge gust of wind picked up my whole shirt and it got all tangled around my head and face...I'm fighting my shirt trying to unwrap myself from it - can't SEE a thing - all the while feeling freezing cold air on my chest....

the worst thing was - it was back in the days of NO BRAS.

I didn't even own one....it was the also last time I wore that shirt....

minniemn · 12-30-2005, 01:28 PM

These are all so funny, it is great that we can laugh at ourselves... I don't have any clothing stories that I can think of.. most of mine are saying the dumbest thing and not having a clue about what I just said... always an open mouth insert foot deal.

Keeps life interesting

This thread is great.

rrosenberry · 12-30-2005, 01:34 PM

Oh Villette, Nice One! I'm sure all the guys were quite HAPPY..

This is a funny thread,,but I KNOW THERE ARE MORE GOOD STORIES OUT THERE.... fess up... guys! Let's hear em.
I could tell a ton of pee stories,, when I really start laughing I loose all control,, but one of those is more than enough.

livingdustmops · 12-30-2005, 01:44 PM

These are hysterical

One of my best stories is, during my first week of being on the job I had to travel with a co-worker to all of his car dealerships. Well we pull up front and typical car guys are all standing out front doing nothing but watching us pull in. Well, we were in a big K-Blazer and the only way I could get out because it was so high was to turn my body and then slide off the seat to the ground BUT in this case I slid and my straight skirt stayed caught on the seat belt. I didn't wear panties with my pantyhose...well needless to say the boys got a full frontal of my happy parts (hell in those days we didn't shave fancy designs) and to make it worse I had to try and turn around to unhook the shirt and then they got a fanny shot. As you can imagine, I got a standing ovation from 20 some men. Thank you very much....

rrosenberry · 12-30-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by livingdustmops

These are hysterical

One of my best stories is, during my first week of being on the job I had to travel with a co-worker to all of his car dealerships. Well we pull up front and typical car guys are all standing out front doing nothing but watching us pull in. Well, we were in a big K-Blazer and the only way I could get out because it was so high was to turn my body and then slide off the seat to the ground BUT in this case I slid and my straight skirt stayed caught on the seat belt. I didn't wear panties with my pantyhose...well needless to say the boys got a full frontal of my happy parts (hell in those days we didn't shave fancy designs) and to make it worse I had to try and turn around to unhook the shirt and then they got a fanny shot. As you can imagine, I got a standing ovation from 20 some men. Thank you very much....

Another NICE JOB!!

red98vett · 12-30-2005, 01:51 PM

LMAO livingdustmops!!!!!! You got a standing ovation from ME !!!

now..... what's this about "in THOSE days" you didn't have fancy designs...Is that different then from .....say....THESE days ?

livingdustmops · 12-30-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

LMAO livingdustmops!!!!!! You got a standing ovation from ME !!!

now..... what's this about "in THOSE days" you didn't have fancy designs...Is that different then from .....say....THESE days ?

Oh yea, I was listening to a radio talk show and the guy was talking about when woman were first liberated they didn't shave anything (legs, armpits) and how todays young woman are shaving fancy designs or removeing all of their happy parts covering.

Yup I was a happy child for awhile during the 60's and it was great never shaving..but I did move on ...

tmatherly · 12-30-2005, 02:03 PM

Fancy designs? I didn't get that memo either. Spending too much time with the doggies..hehe.

Here's mine: I was in the Farmer's Market one beautiful Saturday morning with my cutie-pie husband and Pippa riding along in the dog carrier. My husband had went ahead to check out another stand. I forgot that he left my side and grabbed what I thought was his hand and started walking....it was some other man's hand. It took about 10 seconds for me to realize I had the wrong hand. The strange man and I looked at each other in surprise and I said, "Oh...I thought you were my husband!" He said, "I will be if you want me to". LOL My husband was standing 10 feet away laughing his head off. I was so embarrased!!

12-30-2005, 11:35 AM	#18
rrosenberry & Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,164	Here's another, this one is funny more than embarrasing,. My boss has this leather desk chair on wheels, actually it's a race car seat he had made into a desk chair. One day I go back to sit at his desk, well I sit on the edge of the seat, and It flipped up in the air, I land on my ass, I'm on the floor and the chair is on my head and the floor and on the desk,, So I'm cracking up, and I say in the real pathetic voice " Help" I didn't want to move for fear the chair would move and hit me on the head more. Or estimator comes back and is losing it, and he lifts the chair off of me. __________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~

12-30-2005, 12:36 PM	#20
PlatinumYorkies Monte, Mone't's Joy! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: MD Posts: 3,009	Ok, all of your stories are quite funny... It was my senior prom, I had on a fifties style dress with Chiffon and taffetta(ms) Anywho, it sounded like walking crep paper...it was so hard to move, so as my date held the limo door open...I fell getting in...My dress ballooned upward as my behind was exposed to everyone outside!!! __________________ "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."!! **Mone't Mom 2 Monte**

12-30-2005, 12:58 PM	#21
Patti Donating YT 30K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 35,509 Blog Entries: 6	You guys are cracking me up! I also can't help laughing when someone falls, I don't know why but it is so funny to me. Here's one of my moments. I was in charge of a large call center and I walk real fast and swing my arms. One day I was walking real fast through a file area a to the other side and just as I come out the other side one of my male employees is walking buy and with swinging my arms, I totally cupped this guys privates! We had just had our sexual harrassmemt seminars the week before and I'm thinking Oh great here's my first offense! __________________ Cali Pixie Roxie : RIP Nikki; RIP Maya;RIP my sweet Dixie girl 1/17/08 http://callipuppyscastle.bravehost.com/index.html

12-30-2005, 01:23 PM	#23
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	Oh man - I don't know what made me laugh more - Kristy flashing people or poor Rhonda peeing on herself ...and Kim - I wanna see the booty dance ! and Brenda - I just bet your WERE checkin out the meat uh huh ..... Mone't your dress and my shirt ....I just saw your post girl - I can SO see that happening. These are too funny - I don't have anything nearly as good...well...maybe I do. Remember those HUGE Gauzy Pleated shirts that were sheer, long and loose fitting ? Well - I had one that was REALLY gauzy and it went down to about my knees. If I held the sides of the shirt out I could span about 4 feet. One day I'm walking down a BUSY street to school... The winter days were just starting to warm up but the wind was terrible. A huge gust of wind picked up my whole shirt and it got all tangled around my head and face...I'm fighting my shirt trying to unwrap myself from it - can't SEE a thing - all the while feeling freezing cold air on my chest.... the worst thing was - it was back in the days of NO BRAS. I didn't even own one....it was the also last time I wore that shirt.... __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

12-30-2005, 01:34 PM	#25
rrosenberry & Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,164	Oh Villette, Nice One! I'm sure all the guys were quite HAPPY.. This is a funny thread,,but I KNOW THERE ARE MORE GOOD STORIES OUT THERE.... fess up... guys! Let's hear em. I could tell a ton of pee stories,, when I really start laughing I loose all control,, but one of those is more than enough. __________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~

12-30-2005, 01:28 PM	#24
minniemn YT Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 364	These are all so funny, it is great that we can laugh at ourselves... I don't have any clothing stories that I can think of.. most of mine are saying the dumbest thing and not having a clue about what I just said... always an open mouth insert foot deal. Keeps life interesting This thread is great.

12-30-2005, 01:44 PM	#26
livingdustmops Princess Poop A Lot Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,728	These are hysterical One of my best stories is, during my first week of being on the job I had to travel with a co-worker to all of his car dealerships. Well we pull up front and typical car guys are all standing out front doing nothing but watching us pull in. Well, we were in a big K-Blazer and the only way I could get out because it was so high was to turn my body and then slide off the seat to the ground BUT in this case I slid and my straight skirt stayed caught on the seat belt. I didn't wear panties with my pantyhose...well needless to say the boys got a full frontal of my happy parts (hell in those days we didn't shave fancy designs) and to make it worse I had to try and turn around to unhook the shirt and then they got a fanny shot. As you can imagine, I got a standing ovation from 20 some men. Thank you very much.... __________________ Cindy & The Rescued Gang Puppies Are Not Products!

12-30-2005, 01:51 PM	#28
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	LMAO livingdustmops!!!!!! You got a standing ovation from ME !!! now..... what's this about "in THOSE days" you didn't have fancy designs...Is that different then from .....say....THESE days ? __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

12-30-2005, 02:03 PM	#30
tmatherly Razorback Yorkie Lover Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bentonville, AR Posts: 2,056	Fancy designs? I didn't get that memo either. Spending too much time with the doggies..hehe. Here's mine: I was in the Farmer's Market one beautiful Saturday morning with my cutie-pie husband and Pippa riding along in the dog carrier. My husband had went ahead to check out another stand. I forgot that he left my side and grabbed what I thought was his hand and started walking....it was some other man's hand. It took about 10 seconds for me to realize I had the wrong hand. The strange man and I looked at each other in surprise and I said, "Oh...I thought you were my husband!" He said, "I will be if you want me to". LOL My husband was standing 10 feet away laughing his head off. I was so embarrased!! __________________ Tiffany Pippa, Scout, and Ranger's Mom http://www.dogster.com/?198523 http://www.dogster.com/?198525