[sneri13]

Ok here goes, I still get embarrassed by this one.

We have a picinic at our church on 4th of July to see the fire works. They supply the beer, wine and soda, you bring the food and share. The Monsignor of the church is my age. (40ish) and not bad looking at all. Well here goes. We brought crabs as one of our dishes.

Father Jim comes over to see what we have and I blurt out. I have crabs want some.

His reply, I am sorry to hear that, No thanks and I would keep that one to myself. Then bursts out laughing. I finally realized what I said when my husband informs me he can't believe I said that.

To this day I want to die when I see him.. I still can't believe I said that to a priest.