Embarassing Stories

[centralnewyorki]

Originally Posted by Mydogkelsey

A couple of my girlfriends and I were at her grandparents house for the weekend just having a girl's weekend. We were hanging out on a bed braiding eachothers hair, watchin t.v. etc. and one of my friends was wearing shorts and had a string hanging out. My other friend thought it was a string on her shorts and started to yank on it, but it was really her tampon! HAHA My other friend Yelped and said "what are you doing? " then my friend realized she was pulling on her tampon string. It was the funniest thing ever. It's not my embarassing story but it sure is funny.

That is too funny!

[MeganCFT]

How funny...I've been reading these all morning long, trying to think of one to share and low and behold....an embarrassing moment occurs LOL.

So I work in a huge building with all sorts of "important" people (lawyers and big shots etc.). Anyway so I go out to my car to get something, and I am walking along, feeling pretty cute today and confident...just in a good mood in general, and I'm kinda looking at this guy that is walking across the parking lot, and what happens? I step in this stupid pot hole (I am wearing heels by the way) and I twisted my ankle and I almost fell!! The guy acted like nothing happened but he TOTALLY saw it. I just looked back at the pot hole as if it tripped me on purpose. It was quit embarrassing. More than a few people saw it.

I must admit this is not as embarrassing as the others but it was just kind of ironic.

[Tiggerwit]

Originally Posted by MeganCFT

How funny...I've been reading these all morning long, trying to think of one to share and low and behold....an embarrassing moment occurs LOL.

So I work in a huge building with all sorts of "important" people (lawyers and big shots etc.). Anyway so I go out to my car to get something, and I am walking along, feeling pretty cute today and confident...just in a good mood in general, and I'm kinda looking at this guy that is walking across the parking lot, and what happens? I step in this stupid pot hole (I am wearing heels by the way) and I twisted my ankle and I almost fell!! The guy acted like nothing happened but he TOTALLY saw it. I just looked back at the pot hole as if it tripped me on purpose. It was quit embarrassing. More than a few people saw it.

I must admit this is not as embarrassing as the others but it was just kind of ironic.

Oh, I'm feeling your pain. I did this during Christmas. I was with my kids at the mall - middle of the food court, totally slipped, both feet went in different directions and so did my kids. My oldest called me from her cell phone but all she could do was laugh. Rotten little Sh*@.

[red98vett]

LOL !! You guys reminded me of a time I was trying to be all cool and checking out this really CUTE guy walking past me - AFTER he passed.... I turned to do a Booty Check... while strolling along casually.....and as I was looking back - I walked straight into into a Lamp Post and cut my ear open.

[hle_625]

Ok I finally thought of an embarrassing thing that happened to me, when I was about 15 I was at the public pool with my best friend and we were getting ready to leave. Well to exit the pool area you have to walk through the bathroom area first so we were getting ready to walk into the bathroom when this really cute boy from school started whistling and I turned around to look at him and ran right into the brick wall that was in front of me. I was so freakin embarrased that I ran like heck to get out of their he never let me live that one down for a very long time!!!!

[bettyeanne]

OK .... although Eddie's Father definitely gets the prize, I have to share this one about my daughter-in-love! We were in Wal-Mart with my granddaughter and you would just have to know my DIL to picture this ... she does everything in a hurry!! There was a rack of fleece pullovers and she handed me the sweater she was wearing over a T [no time to go to a dressing room, noooooo!] and pulled on a fleece top. Granddaughter and I were looking at something else when we heard her calling to us in a "quiet" voice ... "help me". We looked at her desperately trying to pull her T back over her head while it was absolutely rolled up in the fleece top which she was holding in her hand!!! There she stood in her bra!! Kayla & I were laughing so hard ... I couldn't even stand up ... she just kept saying "stop it and help me"! When I was able to control myself enough to stand and try to help her an old man stopped, smiling and just looked at her for a minute and without a word, still smiling went on his way pushing his cart. Yep ... we just doubled over laughing again!

[Sherry Lynn]

Originally Posted by red98vett

LOL !! You guys reminded me of a time I was trying to be all cool and checking out this really CUTE guy walking past me - AFTER he passed.... I turned to do a Booty Check... while strolling along casually.....and as I was looking back - I walked straight into into a Lamp Post and cut my ear open.

Villette - You just made me choke on my club soda with that one!!!! I just hope the booty was worth it. Hate to see you split your ear open for a BAD booty!!!

Gina - I was just funnin' I didn't mean to embarrass you! Sorry!

[doggieluver]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

omg, I laughed at all your stories when this thread was active but figured I had no stories to compete. Tonight, unfortunately, I got one.

I'm cross-country skiing on a dark trail through town. Glasses fogged. Eric Clapton blasting in my headphones. I see a guy on the side of the trail, looking down. He says, "Sorry, I'm looking for my keys."

I stop, and trying to be good-neighborly, say "Can I give you a hand?"

His head snapped up and it looked like he was gonna slug me. I tore off my headphones to hear him say, "I SAID, 'SORRY, I GOTTA PEE.' "

I'm still red.

Omg that is hilarious I started to laugh and the girls im watching and my husband asked what was so funny so I read it to them and I started to laugh harder and Im sick so I have so control over my bladder and I PEE'd in my computer chair !!! Thanks for the laugh but now I gotta get a regular chair so I can wash this one.

[Tiggerwit]

Originally Posted by bettyeanne

OK .... although Eddie's Father definitely gets the prize, I have to share this one about my daughter-in-love! We were in Wal-Mart with my granddaughter and you would just have to know my DIL to picture this ... she does everything in a hurry!! There was a rack of fleece pullovers and she handed me the sweater she was wearing over a T [no time to go to a dressing room, noooooo!] and pulled on a fleece top. Granddaughter and I were looking at something else when we heard her calling to us in a "quiet" voice ... "help me". We looked at her desperately trying to pull her T back over her head while it was absolutely rolled up in the fleece top which she was holding in her hand!!! There she stood in her bra!! Kayla & I were laughing so hard ... I couldn't even stand up ... she just kept saying "stop it and help me"! When I was able to control myself enough to stand and try to help her an old man stopped, smiling and just looked at her for a minute and without a word, still smiling went on his way pushing his cart. Yep ... we just doubled over laughing again!

One day my mother made the mistake of taking my daughter into the dressing room with her. I think she was about six or seven. All of a sudden I hear this little LOUD voice from the dressing room "Naaannny you've got a biiiiigggg butt!!"

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by red98vett

LOL !! You guys reminded me of a time I was trying to be all cool and checking out this really CUTE guy walking past me - AFTER he passed.... I turned to do a Booty Check... while strolling along casually.....and as I was looking back - I walked straight into into a Lamp Post and cut my ear open.

That reminds me of a scene hubby and I watched unfold. We're down at the ocean front, gal in bikini walking on the side walk, now we watch a guy on a bicycle watching hard, even turns his head to look back after he passes her....while his head is turned....someone parked at the curb opens their car door....you guess it....bicycle boy ran directly into that open door and flew over the handle bars of that bike. I'm sure he was injuried but hubby and I laughed and laughed. It was something right out of America's funniest videos

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Tiggerwit

One day my mother made the mistake of taking my daughter into the dressing room with her. I think she was about six or seven. All of a sudden I hear this little LOUD voice from the dressing room "Naaannny you've got a biiiiigggg butt!!"

My daughter once saw me in thong underwear.....she promptly told me that I had 'em on backwards cause she could see my whoolllle (her emphasis) tail

[jp4m2]

And I thought the gift thread was funny...this was great...the skirt sliding up w/ no undies on ...Gina falling nude in the tub....bchgirl, "That's one uuugggly baby!" & the thong story was great ...mydogkesley's tampon story...villette, walking into a pole...Tigerwit, "Grandma you got a biiigggg but!" rrosenberry peeing her pants...minniemn,"I was just admiring your meat." & the one w/ the hole in her pants... .... I just love reading the funny stuff & you guys where great..thanks for the laughs...

[TyraandMrJ]

Dear friend of mine got made King of the Mason's Lodge. and we all went out to a fancy restruant. I just turned 21 and was in a huge bad marriage. and Needless to say my best friend Anna bought me a rum and coke,and I only had a tiny bit. so I took off my shoe,being very very loose at the time started to play foostie with Larry who while is a 6"4 large heavey man is very sweet, polite and a cutie thu heavy. well my foot was wandering,on his leg, Larry gives me some white wine and was acting like no biggie. I'm like what? he should be aleast something right. Well Anna jumps up and says come on Ladies room NOW! off we went. {come to find out I was playing foostie with Anna NOT Larry} now the Ladies room in this place was very fancy indeed, and had the New to me than papertowel dispanesr. the one where you grab a piece and it shoots out another. well while Anna's trying to talk too me about the foot troubles. I'm pulling towels out and giggling like a small child.


Needless to say when we left the bathroom, there was a pile of about 25 or more towels on the floor and me singing in a white ball gown loudly off key "I'm a LUMBERJACK!" by Monty Python. we were politely asked not to comeback.

tyty and last time. I drank..

[mizzwanned]

Oh my goodness DO I HAVE ONE!!! My friend was working as a lifeguard at a pool and she told me and another friend to go visit her. We went in the dressing rooms to change into out bathing suits but I already had the bottom part of my suit on. So I just took off my shirt, etc and walked out to the pool area. I was walking towards my friend and there were a whole bunch of cute lifeguards and my friend was looking at my chest and asking me why I had my bra on???OMG I looked down and realized I had on my bra and not the top part of my swinsuit. I was sooo embarrassed and ran to the dressing room. I had forgotten that I didn't put the top part of my bikini because it looked weird under my shirt. After a while tho I was like oh whatever it's no big deal...it could have passed for a bikini but white. lol

[candybaby]

Originally Posted by txshopper73

OH, KRISTY! That's probably the most action that old man has seen in decades! LOLOLOLOL!

At a club one night, YEARS ago...looking pretty cute, too! Doing the electric slide (YES, I KNOW!) and when I went down, my pants ripped right up the back. I was wearing black pants...NEEDLESS to say, had to leave! They weren't too tight...I was a size 3 then...but BOY I knew something was wrong when I stood back up and felt a draft!

OMG!! I have been laughing sooooooooooo hard at all these posts I literally have tears coming down my face this is by far the BEST thread on YT so far I have seen. Anyhow, your story is very similar to mine but I was in the middle of Mervyn's, yes Mervyn's I squated to look at some pants and all I heard was RIP right down my butt to my leg, everything was hanging out I did not know how I was going to get out of the store without anybody seeing me, so I just walked fast and got out of there I know a few people had to of seen me I was laughing the whole way they must have thought I was nuts.

Thanks for the good laugh ladies I really enjoyed it, I'm going back to read some more.....