Oh you guys are killing me. I'm about to have one of those pee your pants stories. I have so many it's hard to pick which one to tell you. Ok, here's 2.
Once when I was 16 I was working the deli at the Bingo Hall. Cute guy comes up to order. Instead of asking "Can I help you?" I said, "Can I have you?" At 16 I was horrified.
Second one is Thanksgiving 2004. I go to Oregon with my boyfriend, (sshh don't tell him I called him that- he's not ready for that yet) hee hee Anyway, he takes me to Oregon to his uncles house. I go to use the main shower... I'm totally naked and in walks his uncle. Remember, I just met this man for the first time. Yikes!! Luckily I was bent down getting my razor out of my bag. I was horrified. When I came out he said "I didn't see anything." I just played it off and said hey no big deal, that's the most action I've seen in a long time. I discovered a shower in the bathroom by my room which I used from then out. (my b/f said there wasn't one in there it was just a tub. I had to show him). |