ok here is one, cant believe im saying this one.   
years ago, in my early thirtys i was with a boyfriend of mine hanging out ( you know) and i had no clothes on, well, the shy person that i am, had to go to the bathroom, so i got up and ran so fast cause i didnt want him to see my but and ran into the bathroom like lighting and headed straight for the bathtub. in the tub i was head first. now he really had to see me naked to get me out.. i was all black and blue the next day...        |