Embarassing Stories
 

On xmas I was at a friend's house and I was putting on my coat to go outside to have a smoke. I was wearing a button down shirt (very cute) His entire family was there and I was talking to his uncle as I was putting it on and walking out. Five of my top buttons popped open and I totally flashed his uncle Ray my bra. Uncle is about 70 or so. So embarassing

and just now I was sitting down at my computer in my cubicle... there is a guy in town from our other office sitting in the cube w/ me for the day. My entire polo shirt came unbuttoned. Christ. He started laughing and kept staring! Even more embarassing because he's a hot lawyer about 30 or 35.

I swear I don't wear my shirts too tight. I think the buttons are defective!!!!

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Yea right, you are just trying to impress the hot young lawyer...hopefully you have a lacy bra on :D

red satin. is that just as good? :p Let's ask him...

Oh yea, baby that will work during the Xmas Holiday... :p :p :p

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1. :lol tears At least you WERE wearing a bra :lol tears

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2. :teethysmi Is this a subconscious thing -- you know, are you really a closet "flasher" at heart? :teethysmi

3.:lol tears Stick with pullovers, you have had enough of twinkie moments. :lol tears

I would add a story but I can't even come close. Thank you for sharing your story, and putting yourself out there for us to have some fun with.

I know you must have been really really embarrassed.

Ok first of all,, I've been meaning to ask how the NO SMOKING thing has been going for ya.. well I guess you answered that question.. :rolleyes:

Yes that is a good story! And maybe a bit intentional with the lawyer guy! ha.. Hey whatever works.

Mine isn't as good. but I always say it's my embarrasing story:

In the 8th grade our class went to DC. One morning we are at this site,and we are sitting there,and this woman walks by and trips and falls flat on her face, ( well that has always been THEE funniest thing for me) So instead of her getting up she lays there with this strange ( not a hurt look) on her face and stares at all of us.. probably humilitation was the look. But I'm cracking up and can't quit cause as she lays there I keep seeing her go down over and over again. So, I of course, PEE my pants.. BIG time.. totally lost control! It's about 8am and we have a whole day of site seeing and NOONE would sit with me on the bus and everyone was saying " dont sit with Pissy pants" LOL
So by the end of the day it was quite uncomfortable, as you can imagine in 70-80 degree weather..YUCK!! Ok that's mine. :rolleyes:

OMG. I am cracking up so bad. Lawyer guy just asked me what was funny. LOLOL!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!

well, I have embarassed myself too many times to count or remember- and my most recent isn't half as funny as the other ones here... (which by the way, thanks for sharing those, I am still laughing)

The other day we had to stop and get a bday card on the way to the bday dinner we were going to (I am a procrastinator) anyways.. we stopped at this very upscale grocery store, where the isles are actually carpeted...and they have a huge meat and seafood section...

So we (me, hubby, 2 kids) are just looking at all the meat, (the section was huge) and all of a sudden the guy behind the counter (butcher?) asks me if he can help me... he is pretty young (in his 20's I would guess) and I say "oh no that's ok, I was just admiring your meat"... he didn't say a word, but turned red.

We walk away, me thinking nothing of it, and hubby goes "brenda I can't believe you said that"... I am like "said what?" then he told me to think about it... all of a sudden it hit me, I start laughing so hard... my 16yr old son is bright red, and my daughter is like "what is so funny about admiring his meat"... I couldn't stop laughing, we had to leave.... and we stopped somewhere else for a card.

OH, KRISTY! That's probably the most action that old man has seen in decades! LOLOLOLOL!

At a club one night, YEARS ago...looking pretty cute, too! Doing the electric slide (YES, I KNOW!) and when I went down, my pants ripped right up the back. I was wearing black pants...NEEDLESS to say, had to leave! They weren't too tight...I was a size 3 then...but BOY I knew something was wrong when I stood back up and felt a draft! :eek: :eek: :eek:

SO glad I could amuse you. It still makes me laugh to think about it.
ps~ Still LOVING my avatar!! :D Post more just to look at it... :rolleyes:

LOL!!! Stewie's Mom is a flasher!!! lol

Ok my most embarrassing, that i can think of, is a month ago at work i had to keep fixing our copier. Which meant a lot of bending over and my butt was facing so anyone passing by could see it...

Well that night when I went home, I sat down on the coach. Our house was cold so I took my hands and put them inbetween my thighs to kind of sit on them and then I feel... A HOLE!!!! :eek:

Not just any hole... we are talking about a rip from dang near the front almost all the way to the back... :eek:

I have NO IDEA when this rip happened... so all i could think about is how many times did i bend over infront of the copier and how many people passed by and saw the rip in the crotch area of my pants????? :eek:

I told my mom when she came home and showed her the rip and bent over infront of her so she could tell me how bad it was. ;) She said she could not see anything but it is kinda dark in my house at night... so who knows??? :rolleyes:

Thank goodness I had panties on, but they were stringy so, if they did see, they saw a lot of cheek!!! LOL!!! :p

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! I'd turned red, too!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!

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