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StewiesMom · 12-30-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tmatherly

Fancy designs? I didn't get that memo either. Spending too much time with the doggies..hehe.

Here's mine: I was in the Farmer's Market one beautiful Saturday morning with my cutie-pie husband and Pippa riding along in the dog carrier. My husband had went ahead to check out another stand. I forgot that he left my side and grabbed what I thought was his hand and started walking....it was some other man's hand. It took about 10 seconds for me to realize I had the wrong hand. The strange man and I looked at each other in surprise and I said, "Oh...I thought you were my husband!" He said, "I will be if you want me to". LOL My husband was standing 10 feet away laughing his head off. I was so embarrased!!

OMG that is soooooooo funny. LOL. I love his response!!!!!! What a cute story.
I used to do that all the time when I was a little girl shopping with my mom. I would start screaming and crying when I realized the person I was following around wasn't my mom!

NewYorkieMa&Pa · 12-30-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by StewiesMom

OMG that is soooooooo funny. LOL. I love his response!!!!!! What a cute story.
I used to do that all the time when I was a little girl shopping with my mom. I would start screaming and crying when I realized the person I was following around wasn't my mom!

LMAO!!! Omg... today is a great day for laughs on YT... I had a little something similar happened to my once... Me and D got seperated somewhere and next thing you know I am VERY close to this stranger assuming it was D, I look up and I am like... oh sorry!

Thank god I did not back into him like I do to D... lol I like feeling my back on D's chest and then he wraps his arms around me.... mmmm comfy!

Itspuppyluv · 12-30-2005, 03:17 PM

This isn't something embarrassing that I did but it was very embarrassing for me.

When the babysitter wasn't available I would watch my nephew and niece at their house. My sister had her carpets professionally cleaned about every four months by this father and son company. Well, the son was not the most hygienic person in the world and lucky me, he liked me. While I was always friendly I did my best to avoid him.
One time he catches me in the kitchen with my nephew and niece. While we are talking my nephew - who is almost four at the time and the most introverted child I've ever met...he was as shy as they come, you couldn't pay him to talk in front of strangers - is pulling at my leg, saying, "Aunt Erin! Aunt Erin!" He keeps at it until we both stop talking and turn to him. I'm thinking it must be something really important for him to speak up. He opens his mouth and says, "That man is so ugly!"
I could have died. It just hung in the air and we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity. When I tried to apologize he mumbled something and left.

There's more...

About a year goes by, I'm babysitting again. My sister wants the carpets cleaned for a party but has to work. I tell her there is no way in hell I'm going to be the one that lets them in but she talks me into it. Tells me he probably took it as kids say the darndest things. Yeah right.
It wasn't going bad until my niece (she's 2 1/2) innocently asks why he is wearing a hat, he turns to me and says, "Maybe it's because I'm so ugly!"

What do you say to something like that? lol I just ignored it and made sure I would never again be there when he was.

Yorkieluv · 12-30-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Itspuppyluv

This isn't something embarrassing that I did but it was very embarrassing for me.

When the babysitter wasn't available I would watch my nephew and niece at their house. My sister had her carpets professionally cleaned about every four months by this father and son company. Well, the son was not the most hygienic person in the world and lucky me, he liked me. While I was always friendly I did my best to avoid him.
One time he catches me in the kitchen with my nephew and niece. While we are talking my nephew - who is almost four at the time and the most introverted child I've ever met...he was as shy as they come, you couldn't pay him to talk in front of strangers - is pulling at my leg, saying, "Aunt Erin! Aunt Erin!" He keeps at it until we both stop talking and turn to him. I'm thinking it must be something really important for him to speak up. He opens his mouth and says, "That man is so ugly!"
I could have died. It just hung in the air and we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity. When I tried to apologize he mumbled something and left.

There's more...

About a year goes by, I'm babysitting again. My sister wants the carpets cleaned for a party but has to work. I tell her there is no way in hell I'm going to be the one that lets them in but she talks me into it. Tells me he probably took it as kids say the darndest things. Yeah right.
It wasn't going bad until my niece (she's 2 1/2) innocently asks why he is wearing a hat, he turns to me and says, "Maybe it's because I'm so ugly!"

What do you say to something like that? lol I just ignored it and made sure I would never again be there when he was.

Haha! Kids are so funny!

StewiesMom · 12-30-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Itspuppyluv

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I could have died. It just hung in the air and we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity. When I tried to apologize he mumbled something and left.

OMG I would have been mortified!!!! LOL.

Jeniferlee · 12-30-2005, 04:42 PM

LOL kids don't lie! They tell us how it is....

fourdez · 12-31-2005, 05:17 PM

Ok..here goes mine...

When I gave birth to my second son, I packed on a lot of weight ( about 40 lbs) and it was a struggle to lose it but, finally, the pounds started coming off and I was beside myself I was so happy. I decided I was not going to buy new clothes until most of the weight was off. Well, finally.. when I was about 5 lbs from my goal weight I decided to start buying my new skinny wardrobe. My first purchase was a dress that I absolutely loved. It was form fitting at the top and flaired out at the waist to a long, wide skirt. I thought I looked too hot for words in that dress.

Well, that Monday I wore my new dress to work and when I took off my coat my co-workers were commenting how skinny I looked in it. I was in heaven. I decided to go to the lady's room which was at the very end of the office. When I came out and proceeded to walk down the hall back to my office, I noticed (through the corner of my eyes) that people were staring at me as I walked by, including the President of the company. I absolutely knew it was because I looked so great in that dress.. well... when I get back to my office the girls started laughing. The reason everyone was looking at me was because when I pulled up my pany hose I caught the back of my dress in them and my entire butt was sticking out. Because the skirt was long and wide, I didn't realize it. I didn't leave my office for the rest of the day and I never wore that dress again. To this day, I get the shivers when I remember that.

dsrjrr · 12-31-2005, 05:26 PM

Okay I think I've got one for a good laugh!!I went into Walmart(love that place)and had to use the b-room!!Well I cant stand to pee always pee on myself so I use toilet paper on the toilet seat well I was in a hurry used the pot,wiped got up washed my hands and left a few minutes later I noticed a lady looking at me then she said "Mam
you have toilet paper hanging out of you pants!!!!"OH MY I looked it was about a foot hanging out of my jeans at the waist!!!LOL and yes I always check before leaving b-rooms now!!

alaskayorkie · 01-08-2006, 06:15 PM

omg, I laughed at all your stories when this thread was active but figured I had no stories to compete. Tonight, unfortunately, I got one.

I'm cross-country skiing on a dark trail through town. Glasses fogged. Eric Clapton blasting in my headphones. I see a guy on the side of the trail, looking down. He says, "Sorry, I'm looking for my keys."

I stop, and trying to be good-neighborly, say "Can I give you a hand?"

His head snapped up and it looked like he was gonna slug me. I tore off my headphones to hear him say, "I SAID, 'SORRY, I GOTTA PEE.' "

I'm still red.

livingdustmops · 01-08-2006, 06:24 PM

I am dying laughing at this one Eddie's Father and I think you take the blue ribbon home on this one.

iheartyorkies · 01-08-2006, 07:11 PM

You guys have cracked me up with these stories. Eddie's dad, you get the prize for most embarrassing! Here's my story. A couple years ago, my daughter and her new boyfriend were here hanging out. They went down to the basement to watch a movie (and probably catch a good make-out op, which I-by the way-tried to disrupt at every opportunity, lol!) They finally came up for air and I was in the kitchen. My daughter came around the corner and asked if they could have a snack. I said "Sure, by the way, I hope the basement is cleaned up and there's not any dirty underwear laying around down there!" My daughter's eyes got as big as saucers and she stepped aside to reveal the boyfriend who was right behind her!! I started cracking up and said "Our laundry room is down there!" My daughter was laughing and the boyfriend mumbled something like "Oh, I wondered what you thought I was doing to your daughter..." and never cracked a smile! I'm still working on getting rid of him, lol! Never have liked the kid.

Sherry Lynn · 01-08-2006, 08:17 PM

LOL AY, don't they have rest stops in Alaska for that sorta stuff?!!!

Another 'back in the day' story...

When I was in school and lived in SC, I had classes in the day and would waitress at night. One night after work I was going to meet some friends at a club, so I was putting on make up and freshening up as I drove (too fast!) to meet them on time.

Next thing I know, a cop is behind me with his lights on to pull me over. At the time my uncle was the sheriff of the city I lived in, so of course as the cop is looking at my paperwork I throw that out hoping he'd go easy on me.

He gave me warning, and as he was walking away he said "You might want to put those away before they get cold."

I looked down, and the whole front of my shirt was wide open down to my navel!!!

To make matters worse, he told my uncle!!!! At the next family gathering, he pulled me aside and told me I didn't have to flash cops to get out of a ticket, to just have them call him!!! I almost DIED!!!

I don't know which was more embarassing!!

Sherry Lynn · 01-10-2006, 04:49 PM

Okay, I posted my story, so I'm going to bump this so I can read more of yours!!

These were too funny!

StewiesMom · 01-10-2006, 10:02 PM

OMG Sherry Lynn. I some how missed your flashing story. LOL!!!!! I love it.
I can proudly state that I have been pulled over numerous times and have never gotten a ticket

I have never flashed, but will keep that in the back of my mind if I'm ever in a bind!!!

Sherry Lynn · 01-11-2006, 08:07 AM

LOL I don't know if I'd recommend it. I'll never know if it was the bongos or my uncle that got me out of the ticket....

12-30-2005, 03:17 PM	#33
Itspuppyluv Gus Is The Fuss Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,277	This isn't something embarrassing that I did but it was very embarrassing for me. When the babysitter wasn't available I would watch my nephew and niece at their house. My sister had her carpets professionally cleaned about every four months by this father and son company. Well, the son was not the most hygienic person in the world and lucky me, he liked me. While I was always friendly I did my best to avoid him. One time he catches me in the kitchen with my nephew and niece. While we are talking my nephew - who is almost four at the time and the most introverted child I've ever met...he was as shy as they come, you couldn't pay him to talk in front of strangers - is pulling at my leg, saying, "Aunt Erin! Aunt Erin!" He keeps at it until we both stop talking and turn to him. I'm thinking it must be something really important for him to speak up. He opens his mouth and says, "That man is so ugly!" I could have died. It just hung in the air and we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity. When I tried to apologize he mumbled something and left. There's more... About a year goes by, I'm babysitting again. My sister wants the carpets cleaned for a party but has to work. I tell her there is no way in hell I'm going to be the one that lets them in but she talks me into it. Tells me he probably took it as kids say the darndest things. Yeah right. It wasn't going bad until my niece (she's 2 1/2) innocently asks why he is wearing a hat, he turns to me and says, "Maybe it's because I'm so ugly!" What do you say to something like that? lol I just ignored it and made sure I would never again be there when he was. __________________ Erin & Gus Gus You lost me at stay! "He is a good heart and a kind soul, and an angel on four feet." MW

12-30-2005, 04:42 PM	#36
Jeniferlee Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In da UP of Michigan Posts: 346	LOL kids don't lie! They tell us how it is.... __________________ "Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."-Anon

12-31-2005, 05:17 PM	#37
fourdez Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rockland county, NY Posts: 1,306	Ok..here goes mine... When I gave birth to my second son, I packed on a lot of weight ( about 40 lbs) and it was a struggle to lose it but, finally, the pounds started coming off and I was beside myself I was so happy. I decided I was not going to buy new clothes until most of the weight was off. Well, finally.. when I was about 5 lbs from my goal weight I decided to start buying my new skinny wardrobe. My first purchase was a dress that I absolutely loved. It was form fitting at the top and flaired out at the waist to a long, wide skirt. I thought I looked too hot for words in that dress. Well, that Monday I wore my new dress to work and when I took off my coat my co-workers were commenting how skinny I looked in it. I was in heaven. I decided to go to the lady's room which was at the very end of the office. When I came out and proceeded to walk down the hall back to my office, I noticed (through the corner of my eyes) that people were staring at me as I walked by, including the President of the company. I absolutely knew it was because I looked so great in that dress.. well... when I get back to my office the girls started laughing. The reason everyone was looking at me was because when I pulled up my pany hose I caught the back of my dress in them and my entire butt was sticking out. Because the skirt was long and wide, I didn't realize it. I didn't leave my office for the rest of the day and I never wore that dress again. To this day, I get the shivers when I remember that. __________________ ********************* Nedda & My Girls Desi & Millie & my boy Ricky

01-08-2006, 06:15 PM	#39
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	omg, I laughed at all your stories when this thread was active but figured I had no stories to compete. Tonight, unfortunately, I got one. I'm cross-country skiing on a dark trail through town. Glasses fogged. Eric Clapton blasting in my headphones. I see a guy on the side of the trail, looking down. He says, "Sorry, I'm looking for my keys." I stop, and trying to be good-neighborly, say "Can I give you a hand?" His head snapped up and it looked like he was gonna slug me. I tore off my headphones to hear him say, "I SAID, 'SORRY, I GOTTA PEE.' " I'm still red. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-08-2006, 06:24 PM	#40
livingdustmops Princess Poop A Lot Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,728	I am dying laughing at this one Eddie's Father and I think you take the blue ribbon home on this one. __________________ Cindy & The Rescued Gang Puppies Are Not Products!

12-31-2005, 05:26 PM	#38
dsrjrr YT Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 269 Blog Entries: 1	Okay I think I've got one for a good laugh!!I went into Walmart(love that place)and had to use the b-room!!Well I cant stand to pee always pee on myself so I use toilet paper on the toilet seat well I was in a hurry used the pot,wiped got up washed my hands and left a few minutes later I noticed a lady looking at me then she said "Mam you have toilet paper hanging out of you pants!!!!"OH MY I looked it was about a foot hanging out of my jeans at the waist!!!LOL and yes I always check before leaving b-rooms now!!

01-08-2006, 07:11 PM	#41
iheartyorkies Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,719	You guys have cracked me up with these stories. Eddie's dad, you get the prize for most embarrassing! Here's my story. A couple years ago, my daughter and her new boyfriend were here hanging out. They went down to the basement to watch a movie (and probably catch a good make-out op, which I-by the way-tried to disrupt at every opportunity, lol!) They finally came up for air and I was in the kitchen. My daughter came around the corner and asked if they could have a snack. I said "Sure, by the way, I hope the basement is cleaned up and there's not any dirty underwear laying around down there!" My daughter's eyes got as big as saucers and she stepped aside to reveal the boyfriend who was right behind her!! I started cracking up and said "Our laundry room is down there!" My daughter was laughing and the boyfriend mumbled something like "Oh, I wondered what you thought I was doing to your daughter..." and never cracked a smile! I'm still working on getting rid of him, lol! Never have liked the kid. __________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri!

01-08-2006, 08:17 PM	#42
Sherry Lynn Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,437	LOL AY, don't they have rest stops in Alaska for that sorta stuff?!!! Another 'back in the day' story... When I was in school and lived in SC, I had classes in the day and would waitress at night. One night after work I was going to meet some friends at a club, so I was putting on make up and freshening up as I drove (too fast!) to meet them on time. Next thing I know, a cop is behind me with his lights on to pull me over. At the time my uncle was the sheriff of the city I lived in, so of course as the cop is looking at my paperwork I throw that out hoping he'd go easy on me. He gave me warning, and as he was walking away he said "You might want to put those away before they get cold." I looked down, and the whole front of my shirt was wide open down to my navel!!! To make matters worse, he told my uncle!!!! At the next family gathering, he pulled me aside and told me I didn't have to flash cops to get out of a ticket, to just have them call him!!! I almost DIED!!! I don't know which was more embarassing!! __________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget

01-10-2006, 04:49 PM	#43
Sherry Lynn Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,437	Okay, I posted my story, so I'm going to bump this so I can read more of yours!! These were too funny! __________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget

01-10-2006, 10:02 PM	#44
StewiesMom Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,306	OMG Sherry Lynn. I some how missed your flashing story. LOL!!!!! I love it. I can proudly state that I have been pulled over numerous times and have never gotten a ticket I have never flashed, but will keep that in the back of my mind if I'm ever in a bind!!! __________________ Kristy & Stewie

01-11-2006, 08:07 AM	#45
Sherry Lynn Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,437	LOL I don't know if I'd recommend it. I'll never know if it was the bongos or my uncle that got me out of the ticket.... __________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget