[alaskayorkie]

omg, I laughed at all your stories when this thread was active but figured I had no stories to compete. Tonight, unfortunately, I got one.

I'm cross-country skiing on a dark trail through town. Glasses fogged. Eric Clapton blasting in my headphones. I see a guy on the side of the trail, looking down. He says, "Sorry, I'm looking for my keys."

I stop, and trying to be good-neighborly, say "Can I give you a hand?"

His head snapped up and it looked like he was gonna slug me. I tore off my headphones to hear him say, "I SAID, 'SORRY, I GOTTA PEE.' "

I'm still red.