LOL AY, don't they have rest stops in Alaska for that sorta stuff?!!!
Another 'back in the day' story...
When I was in school and lived in SC, I had classes in the day and would waitress at night. One night after work I was going to meet some friends at a club, so I was putting on make up and freshening up as I drove (too fast!) to meet them on time.
Next thing I know, a cop is behind me with his lights on to pull me over. At the time my uncle was the sheriff of the city I lived in, so of course as the cop is looking at my paperwork I throw that out hoping he'd go easy on me.
He gave me warning, and as he was walking away he said "You might want to put those away before they get cold."
I looked down, and the whole front of my shirt was wide open down to my navel!!!
To make matters worse, he told my uncle!!!! At the next family gathering, he pulled me aside and told me I didn't have to flash cops to get out of a ticket, to just have them call him!!! I almost DIED!!!
I don't know which was more embarassing!!