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Sookie · 08-30-2007, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyJosMom

Shhh, dont teww anybody but I hab a way to git out ou da fence an nobody kin find da way. I wus out fo 2 houws today. But I gits askairt an jist sit by da gate. I gotted out a cupple days ago, too. I don't do too gud at diggin, but my dum ole sista is a diggin fweak. Dis is hew fabowite how, but she has a whowa bunch of dem so my momma can't mow da gwass widout fawwin in one. I feww in it an got stuck - it's weawwy deep. She kin dig me a tunnewl an I wiww come dere, otay?

This is Kalina's Mommie and I SAW THAT HOLE!!! Now you tell your sister to stop it or I'm calling YOUR Mommie!!

sexiixtc · 08-30-2007, 11:07 AM

I thought I was the only one who like to roll around in poop and pee!
Mommy gets so mad at me

hehe

I have to get my butt cleaned everytime we come back home from the outside

Anw what is it about those baths?!! how would they like it if they were the ones playing with their toys or eating a treat and WE grabbed them and plopped them down in the tub?!! I don't think they'd like it very much!

Also, what is it about getting my teeth brushed??! Mommy insists to brush them every day!! I am getting so angry! I like being able to taste the food I ate yesterday or a few days ago

Everybody---- can I be a member of the "Dirty Furkids Club" too?

Tink's Mom · 08-30-2007, 05:48 PM

I eberybody. I had to have a baf dis morning. Jus when I started smewling wealy good. I found some stinky stuff in the grass wast nite and I wolled all ober it. Ahhhh!

But den mommy saw me and gwabbed and said "Oh no Tink! Icky Icky!" I fink dat means "You're gonna get a baf." Caus dats always what happens when she says dat.

She cudnt baf be wast nite cause it was too wate for me to go to bed wif wet hair so I had to sweep in my cwate all awone. I dont wike dat one widdle bit!

But we gotted up erwy and I had to have a stupid baf and now I smewl awl pretty.

wemple2 · 08-30-2007, 05:58 PM

And me bets you wook pwetty too!!! Wub, Winson

aka_yorkie_mama · 08-30-2007, 08:41 PM

hmm i was thinking weely weely haard and u no bunnys nevew evew get dem baths and dem mean cwats neber ever get dem baths so what wong with my mommy she said i get new clothes from aunt jodi now i gotta take a bath .. i though aunt jodi wuved me ... whys me not a wabbit

RoxyJosMom · 08-31-2007, 02:07 AM

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! HAHAHA My dum ole sista got a "bad guwl baf" wast nite. She wus out diggin in hew hoe an she got weawwy into it an was gwowin n twyin to bite ifin anyone twied to puww hew out. So my momma had to git da sqwiwt bottew of water n sqwiwt n sqwiwt her n she wus a mudbaww win my momma finawwy gotted hew out ub da hoe. HAHAHA. I pwobabwy shudnt be waffin cuz I tinks I am gittin a baf today. We bin habin fweas pwetty bad n my momma owdewed some yummy tweats dat is pose to git wid of dem. No mo kemikles - day buwned woxy. I'm so gwad fweas hate snow cuz I hate fweas! Bunnies dont hab to take bafs? Wuts up wid dat? Wucky bunnies!

LuvMySissy · 08-31-2007, 01:22 PM

Hi ebryone - dis is Angel agin. I cant b on here 2 much cuz mommy yikes me 2 b bery cwean all da time - but I had a bery big day yesturday!!! When mommy wus wit her cwient, I worked bery, bery hard at da office chair. It had a warge ticker underneat da seat an I puwwed an puwwed an puwwd tiw I got it off - but den it got tuk on my beard an it huwt bery bad!!!! So mommy had to puwwwwww to get it off and it hurt even badder.

Den, wight befor we left to go up nort for a futbal game, I found an ol peanut shell dat one of dose nasty squirrels dug up and left in my yard!!!! I was so excited!!! I found it and ate bery fast so mommy culdn't take it away. Den when we was drivin, daddy said "ugh whats dat smell?". Dey thought we was driving by some garbage or sometin, but mommy says I yakked in da backseat. I'm not sur what dat means, but I no dat all dat nasty peanut stuff came out o me!!

So, my beard was all ticky and I had icky breath even if da rest of me was cwean!!!!!! All da people at da football game thought I was bery cute - but I did NOT yike all da noise. Dey all kept yellin and der was all dis bery loud drummin and other muzac dat was scarin me and Sissy!!!

Clioc · 08-31-2007, 01:53 PM

Dear Susannah,
Im Pixie, my mommy and daddy thinks im the best of the doggies. I growl at nothing and wind up the boys and make them bark at NOTHING and they get scolded. Hehehehehe Then i hide my chew and stare at the boys and mommy and daddy think that the boys stole mine and give me another one, so then i have 2!!! Mommy and daddy think that my nice pink dress must be in grandma's but no i have hidden it deep in the fresh cut grass just to make sure they wont make me wear it!!!! I wanna join i wanna join!!!

wemple2 · 08-31-2007, 05:23 PM

Ebreybody join da rebolution...diwrty dogs unite!!!
Der is no weezon to be cween, how we awl gonna maked ours mommis unnerstand?

Graleyne · 08-31-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clioc

Dear Susannah,
Im Pixie, my mommy and daddy thinks im the best of the doggies. I growl at nothing and wind up the boys and make them bark at NOTHING and they get scolded. Hehehehehe Then i hide my chew and stare at the boys and mommy and daddy think that the boys stole mine and give me another one, so then i have 2!!! Mommy and daddy think that my nice pink dress must be in grandma's but no i have hidden it deep in the fresh cut grass just to make sure they wont make me wear it!!!! I wanna join i wanna join!!!

Yay! Another new member of the dirty furkids club!

I had to go visit my grandma today so I had to get a bath this mornin'. BUT when I getted to my grandma's house I runned real fast all over her back yard and I rolled in poop that wasn't even mine! It stinked real bad. Grandma gived me another bath so I wouldn't stink, but I fighted her real hard. I getted her even wetter than she getted me!

saphire · 09-02-2007, 11:11 AM

Hi everybody! Coffee and me are very cross

Last week and the week before mommy bathed us as usual,but if that wasn't bad enough - the next day she and daddy went away

my skin brother and his girlfriend looked after us but still, we missed mommy & daddy.

When she bathed us on Friday we got worried again and I told Coffee not to worry I had a plan, so... I ate something to make my tummy sick!! It worked, they never went away BUT I HAD MY BUTT WASHED FOUR TIMES

I don't know which is worse. Mommy says she wasn't going away anyway. (She tries very hard to always take us with her) The butt washes were horrible, one time at about 3am this morning I tried to jump out the sink, mommy caught me just before I hit the floor

I did get chicken & rice to eat so it kinda made up for it. Now she says my mouth is all sticky, from the puke and the chicken so she's going to wash it before bed OH NO!! I got to run fast now.... see you another day, Coco.

Roxanne_mi · 09-02-2007, 11:33 AM

Hi this is Aurora, can i join? My mommy and daddy are always telling me I need a bath. It takes both of them to give me a bath...heehee. Mommy has to hold me while daddy washes me. I makes sure I get mommy soaking wet during the process...heehee. Mommy won't let me kiss her mouth because she says I eat the cat poop. I thought my big sister was nice to leave me all those treats in that big box. If no one is watching, I get in this thing that mommy and daddy call a trash can, I can find all kinds of treasures in there. I bring out al my finds and put them all over the house. I know mommy is mad when I do it because she calls me little miss, so I run and hide under the couch. When I come out of hiding, all my treasures are put back into that trashcan and I am told to stay out of it.

Oh no I better go I hear mommy talking about giving me a bath tonight, I better go back under the couch.

Bye

Tink's Mom · 09-02-2007, 01:36 PM

Hi, it's Tink again. My mommy left the puter on so I'm here to tewl you dat my mommy won't wet me go outside to do nuttin but pee and poop and I gotta be quick about it. Dat's 'cause I gotted dirty twice in one day dis week and she's mad at me for dat. She said, "Tink, I'm gonna watch you like a hawk." What's a hawk?

I can't eben get a twig 'cause she steals it away fwom me. Dat's 'cause I ate one yesterday and fwoed up all ober tha carpet.

So anyway, I'm still cwean and it wooks wike I'll be dat way for awhile.

gqgrammy · 09-03-2007, 03:04 PM

Twinkles here -

I guess I can't be in your club, 'cause I love my bath and when Mommy combs me. She gives me a massage all over my body when she's drying me off. It relaxes me and makes me feel so-o-o-o-o good. I sometimes fall asleep. And I love to be combed and have pretty ribbons put in my hair. Everybody tells me how pretty I look.... don't you like that? Sometimes I get embarrassed at church....... I don't mean to sound like a goody-two shoes. I do lots of other things I'm not supposed to.... but I really like the bath.

Now Ollie - he HATES his bath. He won't even let the groomer cut his hair. The last time we went, she told mommy that Ollie had a bath and that's it. No charge. He was too wild, and she should ask the vet for "Ace" - some pill to make him 'stoned.' Then she can cut his hair.

Mommy baths him but he hates it and then he runs outside and gets dirty. Mommy got mad at him when he wouldn't let her wipe his butt so she pinned Ollie between her legs with his butt facing her and took the scissors and just cut his hair off like an arched doorway on his back end. It looks so funny. Ollie doesn't even care because he knows he is cute and he knocked me up so all the girls love him - Big stud man.......

Anyway, thought I let you know one Yorkie likes her bath.
Don't hate me because I smell good. Hate me because I'm beautiful.......

Twinkles Elizabeth Klein

Ollie, too

Suzy · 09-03-2007, 03:04 PM

Hi friends, it's Emma! Guess what? Me n Milli got a bunny in da backyard yestreday! Good thing Mommy was out of town-we hurt da bunny real bad, and he couldn't get up after we were done barkin' at him, and I tried to bring him to daddy to show him what we brought for dinner, but da bunny was pretty big, so I couldn't pick him up! Daddy gave us bof baths and brushed our teef because Mommy was gone until today, and Daddy said Mommy wouldn't hug or kiss us until he cweaned us up!

08-30-2007, 11:07 AM	#182
sexiixtc Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,145	I thought I was the only one who like to roll around in poop and pee! Mommy gets so mad at me hehe I have to get my butt cleaned everytime we come back home from the outside Anw what is it about those baths?!! how would they like it if they were the ones playing with their toys or eating a treat and WE grabbed them and plopped them down in the tub?!! I don't think they'd like it very much! Also, what is it about getting my teeth brushed??! Mommy insists to brush them every day!! I am getting so angry! I like being able to taste the food I ate yesterday or a few days ago Everybody---- can I be a member of the "Dirty Furkids Club" too? __________________ Edith and my two Princesses Kayah and Evie Proud Member of "The Pink Club"

08-30-2007, 05:48 PM	#183
Tink's Mom With Indy In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,442	I eberybody. I had to have a baf dis morning. Jus when I started smewling wealy good. I found some stinky stuff in the grass wast nite and I wolled all ober it. Ahhhh! But den mommy saw me and gwabbed and said "Oh no Tink! Icky Icky!" I fink dat means "You're gonna get a baf." Caus dats always what happens when she says dat. She cudnt baf be wast nite cause it was too wate for me to go to bed wif wet hair so I had to sweep in my cwate all awone. I dont wike dat one widdle bit! But we gotted up erwy and I had to have a stupid baf and now I smewl awl pretty. __________________ Mom of Bruno RIP Tinkerbelle Tala & Howard Indy & Stuart

08-30-2007, 05:58 PM	#184
wemple2 Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois Posts: 9,666	And me bets you wook pwetty too!!! Wub, Winson __________________ As Ever, Kathy Intruducing Bentley Winston and Spencer: RIP My Sweet Angels

08-30-2007, 08:41 PM	#185
aka_yorkie_mama YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 456	hmm i was thinking weely weely haard and u no bunnys nevew evew get dem baths and dem mean cwats neber ever get dem baths so what wong with my mommy she said i get new clothes from aunt jodi now i gotta take a bath .. i though aunt jodi wuved me ... whys me not a wabbit __________________ Piglet aka Pig a roni, Zoomie Surfer Girl last baby of Nemo and bridgett &paris frog dogs my sweet kissy crissy face and Nene

08-31-2007, 02:07 AM	#186
RoxyJosMom Love The Verminator! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ny Posts: 4,282	HEY! Dis here is Wemi! HAHAHA My dum ole sista got a "bad guwl baf" wast nite. She wus out diggin in hew hoe an she got weawwy into it an was gwowin n twyin to bite ifin anyone twied to puww hew out. So my momma had to git da sqwiwt bottew of water n sqwiwt n sqwiwt her n she wus a mudbaww win my momma finawwy gotted hew out ub da hoe. HAHAHA. I pwobabwy shudnt be waffin cuz I tinks I am gittin a baf today. We bin habin fweas pwetty bad n my momma owdewed some yummy tweats dat is pose to git wid of dem. No mo kemikles - day buwned woxy. I'm so gwad fweas hate snow cuz I hate fweas! Bunnies dont hab to take bafs? Wuts up wid dat? Wucky bunnies! __________________ Roxy loves Alphy Remi loves Millie [COLOR="Purple"]Mom to RoxyJo & Remington , Fozzy Bear & Chloe

08-31-2007, 01:22 PM	#187
LuvMySissy Luv my Angel, too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 9,333	Hi ebryone - dis is Angel agin. I cant b on here 2 much cuz mommy yikes me 2 b bery cwean all da time - but I had a bery big day yesturday!!! When mommy wus wit her cwient, I worked bery, bery hard at da office chair. It had a warge ticker underneat da seat an I puwwed an puwwed an puwwd tiw I got it off - but den it got tuk on my beard an it huwt bery bad!!!! So mommy had to puwwwwww to get it off and it hurt even badder. Den, wight befor we left to go up nort for a futbal game, I found an ol peanut shell dat one of dose nasty squirrels dug up and left in my yard!!!! I was so excited!!! I found it and ate bery fast so mommy culdn't take it away. Den when we was drivin, daddy said "ugh whats dat smell?". Dey thought we was driving by some garbage or sometin, but mommy says I yakked in da backseat. I'm not sur what dat means, but I no dat all dat nasty peanut stuff came out o me!! So, my beard was all ticky and I had icky breath even if da rest of me was cwean!!!!!! All da people at da football game thought I was bery cute - but I did NOT yike all da noise. Dey all kept yellin and der was all dis bery loud drummin and other muzac dat was scarin me and Sissy!!! __________________ Sissy & Angel

08-31-2007, 01:53 PM	#188
Clioc Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 123	Dear Susannah, Im Pixie, my mommy and daddy thinks im the best of the doggies. I growl at nothing and wind up the boys and make them bark at NOTHING and they get scolded. Hehehehehe Then i hide my chew and stare at the boys and mommy and daddy think that the boys stole mine and give me another one, so then i have 2!!! Mommy and daddy think that my nice pink dress must be in grandma's but no i have hidden it deep in the fresh cut grass just to make sure they wont make me wear it!!!! I wanna join i wanna join!!! __________________ Clioc Wizzar Pixie Sparkey

08-31-2007, 05:23 PM	#189
wemple2 Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois Posts: 9,666	Ebreybody join da rebolution...diwrty dogs unite!!! Der is no weezon to be cween, how we awl gonna maked ours mommis unnerstand? __________________ As Ever, Kathy Intruducing Bentley Winston and Spencer: RIP My Sweet Angels

09-02-2007, 11:11 AM	#191
saphire Lil' CoCo, Lotta Coffee. Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Africa Posts: 3,115	Hi everybody! Coffee and me are very cross Last week and the week before mommy bathed us as usual,but if that wasn't bad enough - the next day she and daddy went away my skin brother and his girlfriend looked after us but still, we missed mommy & daddy. When she bathed us on Friday we got worried again and I told Coffee not to worry I had a plan, so... I ate something to make my tummy sick!! It worked, they never went away BUT I HAD MY BUTT WASHED FOUR TIMES I don't know which is worse. Mommy says she wasn't going away anyway. (She tries very hard to always take us with her) The butt washes were horrible, one time at about 3am this morning I tried to jump out the sink, mommy caught me just before I hit the floor I did get chicken & rice to eat so it kinda made up for it. Now she says my mouth is all sticky, from the puke and the chicken so she's going to wash it before bed OH NO!! I got to run fast now.... see you another day, Coco. __________________ Sheilagh CoffeeAbigail-Ceana. CoCoMurfee & Winston

09-02-2007, 11:33 AM	#192
Roxanne_mi YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Flint Michigan Posts: 267	Hi this is Aurora, can i join? My mommy and daddy are always telling me I need a bath. It takes both of them to give me a bath...heehee. Mommy has to hold me while daddy washes me. I makes sure I get mommy soaking wet during the process...heehee. Mommy won't let me kiss her mouth because she says I eat the cat poop. I thought my big sister was nice to leave me all those treats in that big box. If no one is watching, I get in this thing that mommy and daddy call a trash can, I can find all kinds of treasures in there. I bring out al my finds and put them all over the house. I know mommy is mad when I do it because she calls me little miss, so I run and hide under the couch. When I come out of hiding, all my treasures are put back into that trashcan and I am told to stay out of it. Oh no I better go I hear mommy talking about giving me a bath tonight, I better go back under the couch. Bye __________________ Proud mommy to Princess Aurora & Jasmine dogster.com/dogs/618137

09-02-2007, 01:36 PM	#193
Tink's Mom With Indy In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,442	Hi, it's Tink again. My mommy left the puter on so I'm here to tewl you dat my mommy won't wet me go outside to do nuttin but pee and poop and I gotta be quick about it. Dat's 'cause I gotted dirty twice in one day dis week and she's mad at me for dat. She said, "Tink, I'm gonna watch you like a hawk." What's a hawk? I can't eben get a twig 'cause she steals it away fwom me. Dat's 'cause I ate one yesterday and fwoed up all ober tha carpet. So anyway, I'm still cwean and it wooks wike I'll be dat way for awhile. __________________ Mom of Bruno RIP Tinkerbelle Tala & Howard Indy & Stuart Last edited by Tink's Mom; 09-02-2007 at 01:38 PM.

09-03-2007, 03:04 PM	#194
gqgrammy Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Port Hueneme, CA Posts: 63	Twinkles here - I guess I can't be in your club, 'cause I love my bath and when Mommy combs me. She gives me a massage all over my body when she's drying me off. It relaxes me and makes me feel so-o-o-o-o good. I sometimes fall asleep. And I love to be combed and have pretty ribbons put in my hair. Everybody tells me how pretty I look.... don't you like that? Sometimes I get embarrassed at church....... I don't mean to sound like a goody-two shoes. I do lots of other things I'm not supposed to.... but I really like the bath. Now Ollie - he HATES his bath. He won't even let the groomer cut his hair. The last time we went, she told mommy that Ollie had a bath and that's it. No charge. He was too wild, and she should ask the vet for "Ace" - some pill to make him 'stoned.' Then she can cut his hair. Mommy baths him but he hates it and then he runs outside and gets dirty. Mommy got mad at him when he wouldn't let her wipe his butt so she pinned Ollie between her legs with his butt facing her and took the scissors and just cut his hair off like an arched doorway on his back end. It looks so funny. Ollie doesn't even care because he knows he is cute and he knocked me up so all the girls love him - Big stud man....... Anyway, thought I let you know one Yorkie likes her bath. Don't hate me because I smell good. Hate me because I'm beautiful....... Twinkles Elizabeth Klein Ollie, too Last edited by gqgrammy; 09-03-2007 at 03:08 PM.

09-03-2007, 03:04 PM	#195
Suzy 2 Pups=Double Trouble! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 6,581	Hi friends, it's Emma! Guess what? Me n Milli got a bunny in da backyard yestreday! Good thing Mommy was out of town-we hurt da bunny real bad, and he couldn't get up after we were done barkin' at him, and I tried to bring him to daddy to show him what we brought for dinner, but da bunny was pretty big, so I couldn't pick him up! Daddy gave us bof baths and brushed our teef because Mommy was gone until today, and Daddy said Mommy wouldn't hug or kiss us until he cweaned us up! __________________ Suzy Emma & Milli What's better than loving a yorkie? Loving two yorkies! Milli 's Remi!