Hi, it's Tink again. My mommy left the puter on so I'm here to tewl you dat my mommy won't wet me go outside to do nuttin but pee and poop and I gotta be quick about it. Dat's 'cause I gotted dirty twice in one day dis week and she's mad at me for dat. She said, "Tink, I'm gonna watch you like a hawk." What's a hawk?
I can't eben get a twig 'cause she steals it away fwom me. Dat's 'cause I ate one yesterday and fwoed up all ober tha carpet.
So anyway, I'm still cwean and it wooks wike I'll be dat way for awhile.
