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CollegeCutieUSF · 09-12-2007, 05:56 AM

Hey every buddy! Can I join the club? My mommy says I'd be perfect, because I hate to take baths! I also don't like being brished... I always cry because I get so dirty all my hair gets tangled up! Oh, and I love to run around at the doggie park and get dirty and stick my face in the grass to smell and lick some spots...but then mommy always pulls out the toothbrush

Agosto · 09-12-2007, 06:59 AM

Hi! Can I join your club?
I'm Milo, and my human "friend" has started to bath me... that's not fair, I'm only three months old and I've already had two baths. And then she used the hairdryer on me.... that must surely be child abuse.

She also combs me every day. She says I'm very handsome afterwards, but still...

But I'm getting my revenge. I've learned to "dig" in my water bowl, so I spray water everywhere, and then run away with my wet paws, leaving a really nice trail of footsteps.

And then she has to mop the floor (I love chasing the mop, you see).

Graleyne · 09-12-2007, 07:00 AM

Yep, you can join the club! Every furkid who likes bein' dirty can be in it!

Agosto · 09-12-2007, 07:02 AM

I LOVE rolling in dirt! (don't tell that to my human)

Tink's Mom · 09-12-2007, 07:13 PM

Well, I'm sorry to say that I'm stiwl cwean. I can't get away fwon my mommy wong enuf to get dirty. I been sick and she watches me awl da time. Got any tips for me?

LoveMyJake · 09-12-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tink's Mom

Well, I'm sorry to say that I'm stiwl cwean. I can't get away fwon my mommy wong enuf to get dirty. I been sick and she watches me awl da time. Got any tips for me?

I have the same pwoblem. My mommy insists on giving me a bath evewy week! Why don't our moms understand we LIKE being dirty??? I'm sowwy you are sick, but your mommy watches you awl da time cuz she wuvs you. Mommies are cool like dat. I hope you get better!

yorkymama · 09-17-2007, 12:48 PM

Hi Everybuddy, My name is Mindee and I LOVE being dirty!!! My mom just introduced us in the yorkie discussion so I thought I would sneak in here and see if you needed another dirty furkid in your club. I can't get as dirty as I normally do right now as I am 55 days pregnant so my mom doesn't take her eyes off me. She carries me up and down the stairs to our back yard and stands there while I go to the potty. I do manage to get a few quick rubs in the grass, hoping there is something stinky there. That's the good thing about being preggy, my mom doesn't want to bath me everytime I get a speck of dirt on me. I HATE a bath so much and put up such a fight that she is afraid she will stress me out right now. So while I wait for my babies to arrive, I lay in my bed dreaming of the mud hole at the bottom of our yard that I will one day soon be rolling in again.

Graleyne · 09-17-2007, 01:45 PM

You have a mudhole? WOW! You are so lucky! My mommy won't let me play in dry dirt so I KNOW she won't let me near wet dirt. One day though. I have BIG dreams of one day getting so dirty my mommy won't be able to ever get me clean and I'll get to stay dirty and stinky forever and ever!

Tink's Mom · 09-17-2007, 05:01 PM

Well, if happened again! My mommy taked me and my niece Maya to the groomer and we gotted bafs and our nails twimmed and our hairs cutted. AND a bow on my head! Maya twied to get it out for me, but her mommy stopped her and putted it back in. Sign

So, now I'm weally weally cwean and smell wike fwesh fwowers my mommy says.

I der no hewlp for me?

Tinkerbelle1 · 09-17-2007, 05:10 PM

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My mommy doesn't have time to bathe me all the time anymore. She got me a little sister and she is too busy keeping her out of everything and potty training her so I am free to be me, the dirty dog. Don't tell but she hasn't brushed my teeth in a week. My little sister is a pain in alot of ways but she sure is helping me staying out of the tub.

Keep being naughty Gabby, the more naughty you are the more I get away with. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ps( don't tell my mommy but I rolled in kitty poop when we went out on our walk tonight, she didn't see me a sshe was too busy keeping Gabby from eating some doggie doo doo.)

aka_yorkie_mama · 09-17-2007, 06:27 PM

Dis be an SOS somboudy cawl de police dis is betty and me and my sisters moved into our new home and we was so excited untill mommy twold us we had our own room and wee was soo scared dat mommy didnt want us in the new bedwoom with her and thank DOG that not the case but the puppy woom has a groom room attached whit our own bwath tub ... HELP mommy has a table set up with out fwakwoom she calles it the dog dryer and all our clothing aunt jodie and go fetch makes for us ... HELP ive had pigtails all week and i smell wike oranges can someone fed ex us some poop pewwwwweeese thank from me and zoom zoom, Piglet, Kissy and the new Bratt Surfer Girl

yorkymama · 09-18-2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Graleyne

You have a mudhole? WOW! You are so lucky! My mommy won't let me play in dry dirt so I KNOW she won't let me near wet dirt. One day though. I have BIG dreams of one day getting so dirty my mommy won't be able to ever get me clean and I'll get to stay dirty and stinky forever and ever!

It's just a little mud hole, but it's big enough for me to roll in a couple of times. I have to be really really fast when my mom takes me out because it's at the bottom of the yard. So I haven't been able to get into it lately because my preggy ole belly is just too big to run with. My main man Max, soon to be a daddy, tried to make a run for it this morning but when he heard my mom yell "Mister Max" he put on the brakes. That's what she calls him when he is in trouble. When I hear "Little Missy Girl" I know she's talking to me and it ain't good. Her and my dad are cleaning up the poo in the yard every time we go, she doesn't want me to get into ANYTHING while I'm preggy so I haven't even had a bite of poo since I don't know when. Wow, stinky forever, what a wonderful dream.

cheyenne2000 · 09-18-2007, 01:00 PM

Hewoo evewybody me and emma want to join the club. Our mommy makes us take a baf evewy week. She says i smell wike pee-pee if she dosen't give me a baf. I want to know what is wong wif dat? Dat way evewy body knows I am the MAN. Emma says she HATES doze stoopid hair bows. And dat dwyer, i think somebody made that to punish us. Our mommy bwushes us evewy day. I cry and way down but she just keeps bwushing me. Emma just ways dere and shakes. So if anybody knows how dis can be stopped pwease wet us know. NO MOWE BAFS!!!!!!!!!

Tink's Mom · 09-26-2007, 04:32 PM

Shooter and Emma, yu can join. Anybody who doesn't want to be cwean can join.

I gotten a wittle dirty dis morning. I found some stinky stuff in the yard and got it on my face before mommy could stop me. Ha Ha mommy!!!

But den she washed my face wif wet wipes. Nuts! She is jus watching me too closely dees days.

Chelsea15 · 09-26-2007, 04:52 PM

HI Abby here! I HATE bein clean! But you know what I hate more than being clean?

GETTING clean! WHY does mommy have to give me baths??? she knows im just gonna run out in the dirt again... shhhh here she comes!!!!!

Can i be a member to please?

09-12-2007, 05:56 AM	#196
CollegeCutieUSF Mom to Biggie & Capone Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,662	Hey every buddy! Can I join the club? My mommy says I'd be perfect, because I hate to take baths! I also don't like being brished... I always cry because I get so dirty all my hair gets tangled up! Oh, and I love to run around at the doggie park and get dirty and stick my face in the grass to smell and lick some spots...but then mommy always pulls out the toothbrush __________________ I Mr. Biggs & Capone COMING SOON: peacelovedogs

09-12-2007, 07:00 AM	#198
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	Yep, you can join the club! Every furkid who likes bein' dirty can be in it! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

09-12-2007, 07:13 PM	#200
Tink's Mom With Indy In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,442	Well, I'm sorry to say that I'm stiwl cwean. I can't get away fwon my mommy wong enuf to get dirty. I been sick and she watches me awl da time. Got any tips for me? __________________ Mom of Bruno RIP Tinkerbelle Tala & Howard Indy & Stuart

09-17-2007, 01:45 PM	#203
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	You have a mudhole? WOW! You are so lucky! My mommy won't let me play in dry dirt so I KNOW she won't let me near wet dirt. One day though. I have BIG dreams of one day getting so dirty my mommy won't be able to ever get me clean and I'll get to stay dirty and stinky forever and ever! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

09-17-2007, 05:01 PM	#204
Tink's Mom With Indy In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,442	Well, if happened again! My mommy taked me and my niece Maya to the groomer and we gotted bafs and our nails twimmed and our hairs cutted. AND a bow on my head! Maya twied to get it out for me, but her mommy stopped her and putted it back in. Sign So, now I'm weally weally cwean and smell wike fwesh fwowers my mommy says. I der no hewlp for me? __________________ Mom of Bruno RIP Tinkerbelle Tala & Howard Indy & Stuart

09-12-2007, 06:59 AM	#197
Agosto Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: spain Posts: 104	Hi! Can I join your club? I'm Milo, and my human "friend" has started to bath me... that's not fair, I'm only three months old and I've already had two baths. And then she used the hairdryer on me.... that must surely be child abuse. She also combs me every day. She says I'm very handsome afterwards, but still... But I'm getting my revenge. I've learned to "dig" in my water bowl, so I spray water everywhere, and then run away with my wet paws, leaving a really nice trail of footsteps. And then she has to mop the floor (I love chasing the mop, you see).

09-12-2007, 07:02 AM	#199
Agosto Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: spain Posts: 104	I LOVE rolling in dirt! (don't tell that to my human)

09-17-2007, 12:48 PM	#202
yorkymama Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 100	Hi Everybuddy, My name is Mindee and I LOVE being dirty!!! My mom just introduced us in the yorkie discussion so I thought I would sneak in here and see if you needed another dirty furkid in your club. I can't get as dirty as I normally do right now as I am 55 days pregnant so my mom doesn't take her eyes off me. She carries me up and down the stairs to our back yard and stands there while I go to the potty. I do manage to get a few quick rubs in the grass, hoping there is something stinky there. That's the good thing about being preggy, my mom doesn't want to bath me everytime I get a speck of dirt on me. I HATE a bath so much and put up such a fight that she is afraid she will stress me out right now. So while I wait for my babies to arrive, I lay in my bed dreaming of the mud hole at the bottom of our yard that I will one day soon be rolling in again.

09-17-2007, 05:10 PM	#205
Tinkerbelle1 YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Maine Posts: 526	Wooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooo Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My mommy doesn't have time to bathe me all the time anymore. She got me a little sister and she is too busy keeping her out of everything and potty training her so I am free to be me, the dirty dog. Don't tell but she hasn't brushed my teeth in a week. My little sister is a pain in alot of ways but she sure is helping me staying out of the tub. Keep being naughty Gabby, the more naughty you are the more I get away with. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ps( don't tell my mommy but I rolled in kitty poop when we went out on our walk tonight, she didn't see me a sshe was too busy keeping Gabby from eating some doggie doo doo.) __________________ Off to work I go to support my Tinkerbelle and Gabrielle.

09-17-2007, 06:27 PM	#206
aka_yorkie_mama YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 456	Dis be an SOS somboudy cawl de police dis is betty and me and my sisters moved into our new home and we was so excited untill mommy twold us we had our own room and wee was soo scared dat mommy didnt want us in the new bedwoom with her and thank DOG that not the case but the puppy woom has a groom room attached whit our own bwath tub ... HELP mommy has a table set up with out fwakwoom she calles it the dog dryer and all our clothing aunt jodie and go fetch makes for us ... HELP ive had pigtails all week and i smell wike oranges can someone fed ex us some poop pewwwwweeese thank from me and zoom zoom, Piglet, Kissy and the new Bratt Surfer Girl __________________ Piglet aka Pig a roni, Zoomie Surfer Girl last baby of Nemo and bridgett &paris frog dogs my sweet kissy crissy face and Nene

09-18-2007, 01:00 PM	#208
cheyenne2000 Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: alabama Posts: 65	Hewoo evewybody me and emma want to join the club. Our mommy makes us take a baf evewy week. She says i smell wike pee-pee if she dosen't give me a baf. I want to know what is wong wif dat? Dat way evewy body knows I am the MAN. Emma says she HATES doze stoopid hair bows. And dat dwyer, i think somebody made that to punish us. Our mommy bwushes us evewy day. I cry and way down but she just keeps bwushing me. Emma just ways dere and shakes. So if anybody knows how dis can be stopped pwease wet us know. NO MOWE BAFS!!!!!!!!! __________________ Shooter and Emma

09-26-2007, 04:32 PM	#209
Tink's Mom With Indy In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,442	Shooter and Emma, yu can join. Anybody who doesn't want to be cwean can join. I gotten a wittle dirty dis morning. I found some stinky stuff in the yard and got it on my face before mommy could stop me. Ha Ha mommy!!! But den she washed my face wif wet wipes. Nuts! She is jus watching me too closely dees days. __________________ Mom of Bruno RIP Tinkerbelle Tala & Howard Indy & Stuart

09-26-2007, 04:52 PM	#210
Chelsea15 YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ky Posts: 510	HI Abby here! I HATE bein clean! But you know what I hate more than being clean? GETTING clean! WHY does mommy have to give me baths??? she knows im just gonna run out in the dirt again... shhhh here she comes!!!!! Can i be a member to please? __________________ Abby's Mommy