Hi everybody! Coffee and me are very cross

Last week and the week before mommy bathed us as usual,but if that wasn't bad enough - the next day she and daddy went away

my skin brother and his girlfriend looked after us but still, we missed mommy & daddy.
When she bathed us on Friday we got worried again and I told Coffee not to worry I had a plan, so... I ate something to make my tummy sick!! It worked, they never went away BUT I HAD MY BUTT WASHED FOUR TIMES

I don't know which is worse. Mommy says she wasn't going away anyway. (She tries very hard to always take us with her) The butt washes were horrible, one time at about 3am this morning I tried to jump out the sink, mommy caught me just before I hit the floor

I did get chicken & rice to eat so it kinda made up for it. Now she says my mouth is all sticky, from the puke and the chicken so she's going to wash it before bed OH NO!! I got to run fast now.... see you another day, Coco.