For YORKIE eyes only! No PEOPLE allowed!

[coroth]

Hey everybody!!! I have something to tell you!!! My mom sent me to the groomers 12 weeks ago and I tried to bite her and my mommy gave me a talking too...but yesterday my mean mommy sent me back to get a trim and the mean old nasty groomer lady cut part of my EAR OFF!! You all better tell your mommy's ASAP!!! Maybe they won't make you get your hair cut...now my mom is trying to convince me that I shouldn't be scared because she is going to do it from now on.

Another thing...does anyone else like to roll in their toys like it is a fresh pile of poo? I always stalk my toys, attack, then roll in it. It's fun!!! Lately I've been itching my skin, trying to act like all of these baths my mommy is giving me is drying out my skin, but now she bought me some new shampoo so I won't itch!! I'm going to have to try a new tactic! Any ideas? I was thinking about rolling in poo or something, it smells so good that mommy won't have to give me a bath anymore!!

YAY for dirty yorkies!!!! You guys are all my heros!!!

[daisy mae06]

Hi all Can we Join in to How did we miss this???
WOW all these baths and grooms when all we want are to smell like yummy pups. Just say no to Clean! yuck

[Tink's Mom]

Originally Posted by coroth

...but yesterday my mean mommy sent me back to get a trim and the mean old nasty groomer lady cut part of my EAR OFF!! You all better tell your mommy's ASAP!!!

I was thinking about rolling in poo or something, it smells so good that mommy won't have to give me a bath anymore!!

I'm sowwy about yur ear! How awful. Does it stiwl hurt?

But NO NO don't roll in poop because mommys HATE the smewl of poop. I did dat wunce and my mommy gotted so mad at me she cwied and cwied and gibbed me 2 bafs! Course it was soft poop and it was on da carpet. Oops - she was so upset. It was not good beweive me. Don't do it. Fink of someting ewlse.

[yorkymama]

Originally Posted by Tink's Mom

But NO NO don't roll in poop because mommys HATE the smewl of poop. I did dat wunce and my mommy gotted so mad at me she cwied and cwied and gibbed me 2 bafs! Course it was soft poop and it was on da carpet. Oops - she was so upset. It was not good beweive me. Don't do it. Fink of someting ewlse.

Awww Tink, Max and me thinks you is just sooo funny. But you always give good advice. Keep up the good work!!

[Tink's Mom]

Guess wut! I fot I was bein so smart dis mornin. Mommy wet me goout on da tie out and der was a pan on da gwound next door wif grease in it. Da naybor man was gwilling wast nite. It smewled sooo good so I stuck my head in it and was wicking it and gettin it on my head. Mommy didn't see it cuz it was behind da bush.

When she turned awound I was awl gweasy and stinky. I wubed it! Now I'm not so happy. I'm not talking to dat mommy cuz she grabbed me and putted me in da sink and gibed me a baf. A bery wong baf cuz she cudn't get da gwease out! Now I'm awl cwean and I'm ignorin dat mommy. She's naughty to take my fun away. I'm not talking to her for da west of da day! So der mommy dat's for yu!