For YORKIE eyes only! No PEOPLE allowed!

[Sir Max]

Originally Posted by RoxyJosMom

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! Wow! Sir Max, u is in poop heaben! Kin i come n pway wid chu? We gots wots of goose poop if we take da weawwy wong woks. But den I gits weawwy tukkered out. My dum ole sister, Woxy, wikes to chase dem but I jis waff n waff cuz her weash is too short n she jist stands on hew hind wegs n puwws n puwws. HAHAHAH, she's so dum. I don't do dat cuz dose geese awe waaaayyyy tooooo big fo me. Woxy isn't afwaid of anyting, eben gweat big dawgs. Tanks fo wettin me join da cwub. I wanted to in da beginnin, but it wus aww giwls, n I dint jo if i cud, but dis is soooo kewl. I wub to be durty! Whin eber I sit in da back yawd, my dum ole sista wiww dig a hole wite beside me an trow da dirt on me - EBERY TIME!! It gits in my eyes, n aww ober me! Uh oh, dere's one ob da kitties - i hab to go kween her butt fo hew . Tanks ebewybody - dis is da kewlest cwub eber .

You sure can. Everyone can come. When mom aint looking make a little hole under the fence and head for N.M. Take a left at Albuquerque, and head up the highway, watch out for those bunny wabbits. when you get to a little house with a big barn start barking I will have mom open the gate and be ready because there is a BBIIGG mud puddle and it is sooo much fun. My mom dont care and would love you all and my dad, hes a push over.
Max

[RoxyJosMom]

Shhh, dont teww anybody but I hab a way to git out ou da fence an nobody kin find da way. I wus out fo 2 houws today. But I gits askairt an jist sit by da gate. I gotted out a cupple days ago, too. I don't do too gud at diggin, but my dum ole sista is a diggin fweak. Dis is hew fabowite how, but she has a whowa bunch of dem so my momma can't mow da gwass widout fawwin in one. I feww in it an got stuck - it's weawwy deep. She kin dig me a tunnewl an I wiww come dere, otay?

[celstu1]

Originally Posted by Sir Max

You sure can. Everyone can come. When mom aint looking make a little hole under the fence and head for N.M. Take a left at Albuquerque, and head up the highway, watch out for those bunny wabbits. when you get to a little house with a big barn start barking I will have mom open the gate and be ready because there is a BBIIGG mud puddle and it is sooo much fun. My mom dont care and would love you all and my dad, hes a push over.
Max

Hey dis is fletch again! sooooo tell me wwweeeaaaallll good those diwections! Mommy keeps saying "wanna go on a pwane and visit gwandma?" and I am pretty sure she said that albequerque word! So we's coming your way in December!

[aka_yorkie_mama]

heywow Mawx we wive on a farm too and i wove to chase the geese mommy says no to me aww the time but today ou big sisters de fwenchies dug a hole into the mene horses pen and we had sooo much fun i chewed on brie's tail and mommy said silly thats not cheese i dont no it taste cheesy and my sisser got in bigggg twoble for playing with the goose and miss piggey who was getting mad mommy screemed and piggy rubbed her fwace all in da stinky pond mud now dats gross to gross for me if i send you horse poo will u send me piggy poo? thanks betty

[Sir Max]

OOHH wow. I cant dig my mom is very smart and put these BBIIGG logs by our fence and if I git out of one I have two more fences to dig under and they have cement under them and I get tiried trying. A tunnel would be good, just make sure and take a left at Albuqerque, and watch for bunny wabbits, maybe you will see Bugs Bunny, he always forgets about the left at Albuquerque.

[RoxyJosMom]

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! U gots bunnies? Dats so kewl! We hab one dat is visitin us go a while but he is bigger n me m I dont tink he wikes me much, so I cant pway wid him. He has wong dwoopy eaws, too. Wuts up wid dat? I wanna go bisit - I need to twy tastin sum new poops. Maybe u shud hab a big giant poop-tastin meet fo aww of us. Yah, dats it, a poop-tastin pawty. .

[aka_yorkie_mama]

hey wimmi i can bring donkey horse and goose poo what u got bunny poop can i have sumb ob it

[RoxyJosMom]

Originally Posted by aka_yorkie_mama

hey wimmi i can bring donkey horse and goose poo what u got bunny poop can i have sumb ob it

u bwing da big poops an i wiww bwing da widdew poops. We gots wats a goose poops hew, too. An bat poops, but dey is wike widdew appitessews cuz dey is weawwy widdew. I kin bwing mousie poops an fishie poops an birdie poops (day is speshul yummie). If I am weawwy quiet I kin neak up on my dum ole sistas momma an askaire da poops wite outta hew, hahahahaha. I wike neakin up on da kitties, too. We gotsta find someun dat wibs by a zoo. Deres sum super weawwy giant poopies dere. Dis sounds wike sooooo much fun!

[Sir Max]

Originally Posted by RoxyJosMom

Shhh, dont teww anybody but I hab a way to git out ou da fence an nobody kin find da way. I wus out fo 2 houws today. But I gits askairt an jist sit by da gate. I gotted out a cupple days ago, too. I don't do too gud at diggin, but my dum ole sista is a diggin fweak. Dis is hew fabowite how, but she has a whowa bunch of dem so my momma can't mow da gwass widout fawwin in one. I feww in it an got stuck - it's weawwy deep. She kin dig me a tunnewl an I wiww come dere, otay?

Is that you digging or your sister? She can dig good boy that looks fun. Your sister will be coming to right. Mom keeps looking for me a sister but the people around here have puppy mills and she will not buy me a sister. We cant even ship cause our airport is closed..We are not in Albuquerque, you have to take that left and go to Farmington up by Colorado where all the cowboys and indians are.

[Izzy Princess]

Hey Wemi - dis is Izzy and I wibs by da zoo n eber wunce n awhile dey hab Zoo Poo Day where you can get weawwy giant poopies frum da elephunts...hahaha.....doesn't dat sounds wike sooo much fun? You boys are gettin weawwy, weawwy smart and your dister digs da bestest holes I have ebber seen in my entwire wittle wife...she good. Did she hafta get a baff afta dat one?

[RoxyJosMom]

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! Izzy - Zoo Poo Day Dats da bestest news eber! Ewefant poo - WOW! Yah, dats my dum ole sista diggin da hoe. She makes sure she trows da diwt aww over me an in my eyes. She is mean to me sumtimes. If I moob, she tuwns and keeps trowing diwt at me. She wikes to hide abter she digs but she awways gits cawt an has to get a baff, waka-waka, haha. I gits baff, tu, but I wike dem. She hates da baffs.

[RoxyJosMom]

Originally Posted by Sir Max

OOHH wow. I cant dig my mom is very smart and put these BBIIGG logs by our fence and if I git out of one I have two more fences to dig under and they have cement under them and I get tiried trying. A tunnel would be good, just make sure and take a left at Albuqerque, and watch for bunny wabbits, maybe you will see Bugs Bunny, he always forgets about the left at Albuquerque.

HEY Max! Dis here is Wemi! My dum ole sista kin dig unner da cement. She's a diggin fweak! She gits hew nose in da hoe and she snorts wike a piggie win shes diggin. She is such a wady! HAHA - I wub Bugs Bunny.

[Sir Max]

Originally Posted by RoxyJosMom

HEY Max! Dis here is Wemi! My dum ole sista kin dig unner da cement. She's a diggin fweak! She gits hew nose in da hoe and she snorts wike a piggie win shes diggin. She is such a wady! HAHA - I wub Bugs Bunny.

Hey Wemi, your sista would realy have fun with my piggys. They dig aaallll over the place and then when it rains all dem holes fills up with water and mom sometimes will let me zoooom zoooom zoooom all through dem, but then, sigh, me and mom have to have a bath. OK now we have some great places to eat poop and I have mud puddles and we can dig holes, anybody else know what we can do to get dirtier. HeeHeeHee

[wemple2]

Wowie...dis is Winnson. Yous guys awe amaching, da hole diggewr is cwazy man. Elefant poop!!! You guys thinked of stuff I wooodnt eber thinked of. I gots to be honness tho, I neber eated poop in awl my life...I quesses I dont knoe wat I been missin. Cood somebodies send me some poop...or do I haffa come git it mines self? Onwy thing I do is woll in da biwrd poop, dats awl, weely!!!

[Sookie]

My Mommie is funny. Yesterday when I was eating the pencil she got all red in the face and started puffing and huffing real loud. Then she ran and picked up that thing she talks in to somebody named Vet. Next she made me eat bread. That wasn't so bad, but it would have been a lot better with some peanut butter on it. I LOVE peanut butter! This morning when I pooped Mommie looked at it really close before she threw it in the trash. Why do Mommies act so silly sometimes?
Love,
Kalina