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Izzy Princess · 08-17-2007, 06:40 PM

Dis is Izzy...an I'm wiff ya on dis one. My wife was goin good wif no dwesses or matching bows and den she found YT an now she's puttin all dis stuff on me, combin my hare all da time wif special bwushes...puttin dis spray cowone on me....what's a girl ta do??? I like ta hang wif my twee kitty cat bros and chase dem all ova da house and get inta der litter box too but mom made my dad put up dis whittle gate so that I can't jump ova to get to it...

Can I be the secwetary of the Dirty Furgirls Club...me take gweat notes.?!

Suzy · 08-17-2007, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstarkba

Dis is Aubrey and Dakota. We are wiff you!! We want to join. Since Mrs. Suzy has the princess, could Aubrey be Prince? We would wuv you forever!!!!

Sure! Aubrey can be the prince, and Dakota, we need a Treasurer, or a VP if you want to be one of those! Just change Mommy's signature

so we'll all know it!

Girdygirl, you can be a VP if you want, too!

Izzy Princess, you are the secwetawy!

Wahoo, we're getting more members!

Safire · 08-17-2007, 07:13 PM

Stinky stinky diwty girwls!

Pee-u!

Sookie · 08-17-2007, 07:18 PM

Hi, it's Kalina...My mommy gave up trying to dress me and keep me clean. Guess why? 'Cause I dig. I dig and I dig and I dig and dirt gets all over my face and hair. I almost have a hole big enough to get under the fence and into the yard next door. They have a big, muscular boxer there named Benny. He's HOT!! Sometimes we kiss through the fence. Don't tell Mommy.

Betty'sMom · 08-17-2007, 07:37 PM

Hewwo...it's Juju. I'm tewwing about what Betty did. My aunt wawked me and Betty in the yard for Mama. Betty went poo, but I didn't...I onwy do that inside the house. Weww, suddenwy, Mama sees skidmarks on the kitchen fwoor and the hardwood fwoor!! Auntie didn't do a butt check on Betty! I waffed and waffed!! Betty was gonna get in twubble. Mama had to wash Betty's hiney for at weast 5 minutes! Tee hee! That's what Betty gets fow bein mean to me sometimes. Uh oh...hewe she comes...I'm gonna hide unda the bed cause Betty is too fat to fit unda dere!

Archie's Mom · 08-17-2007, 07:42 PM

Susanah,
It's me, Archie. Me thought me was the onliest one who had to have his bum-bum wiped all the time! It sure is good to know me is not alone andthat other doggies have crazy humans, too!

JeanieK · 08-17-2007, 08:25 PM

hey yorkie buddies. We're on your team, all 4 of us. Ollie and Chachi and Hallie and me Harlie.

Every time we get to smelling like dogs, Mama gives us a bath and then she sprays that smelly stuff all over us.

She says "ooooooooooooo you smell so nice and clean" Well we think it smells like dumb ol' baby, not like dog.

We roll around and rub all over trying to ge that awfull smelly stuff off. But it sticks with us for days. And just when we finally get rid of it all, and start to smell like dog again. she gives us another bath.

It's time for a revolution.

YorkieShadow · 08-17-2007, 09:24 PM

LOL
We are having the same problems here in Ohio. Mom thinks just cause we play out every day that we need a weekly bath. She dont understand that we love rolling in kitty droppings. How can we get mom off our backs?

Izzy Princess · 08-18-2007, 05:25 AM

To all mwembers of da Dirty FurGirls Club..tee-hee-hee...I dus chwaged my mommy's signatwere while she was jis getting hur sillie fu-fu cawfee... I prowmise ta be a good secwatary for r cwub......n wen I go outside taday I'm gonna jus go afta those sillie squirrels n roll inta da grass n weaves n haf fun...but me knows what's gonna come afta dat tho...more combin an bath time...but it's all n da name of the Dirty FurGirls Club.

Suzy · 08-18-2007, 06:40 AM

That's wight eveyone! Wets start a wevowution!

Today Mommy said sumthin about takin' us to the dog park-and guess what? We can get WEALLY dirty dere! Dey have wots of mud and gwass, a water fountain ting, and wots of fwiends dat we can chase and woll awound wiff and get even DIRTIER! We can't wait!

Emma &

Milli

ARCHIE · 08-18-2007, 06:44 AM

Hey guys, it's me Bud. Finally someone who knows what their talking about!
Yuz right. Let me add going to the stupid groomer's. Yep, that's where I'm
headed AGAIN today. Listen it's not easy for a tough guy like myself
to stand in the middle of a table while some dame cuts me in my private
places

Last time I bit her when she came from behind but
Mom's going today and stay with me so I guess I got to be a man and
take this crap. Hang in there guys because we just can't fight this
nonsence

Your friend,
Bud

marcerella02 · 08-18-2007, 06:55 AM

This is Layla. I agree!!! mommy is SOOO nice to me RIGHT before the bath.... like it is going to make up for making me look like a Chiauahah (sp?)!!! And she ALWAYS checks my bum after i poop... do i check hers... NOOOOO.... so what's the deal??? and when i have an itchy bum and want to rub it across the carpet... why won't she let me??? if i could reach back there i'd scratch it myself!!!! Now i have to say that i dont' so much mind the hair clips because otherwise i would NOT be able to see!!! however i will not STAND for another tooth brushing session.... she wont' even give me a TREAT after!!! something about it defeats the purpose! thats it.. i'm on strike.. no more puppy kisses for her!

Graleyne · 08-18-2007, 06:59 AM

Yay! We have more members! We're gonna show them who the real bosses are!

No more baths and no more clean!
We'll only get our butt wiped in your dreams!

Suzy · 08-18-2007, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graleyne

Yay! We have more members! We're gonna show them who the real bosses are!

No more baths and no more clean!
We'll only get our butt wiped in your dreams!

Yeah Susanah, that's the spririt!

Poop eating for all who enjoy it! With no consequences!
Down with toothbrushes-We're gathering ours and hiding them!
Hair brushing and perfume is for PRISSES, and we are the DIRTY FURGIRLS!

VickiesMomma · 08-18-2007, 08:16 AM

It's Vickie here. I'm getting used to my mom wipping my butt, but I hate it when my feet get wet outside and she wipes my paws.

I also hate it when mommy is eating the good food and only drops crumbs on my head.

It's not like I was begging...

08-17-2007, 06:40 PM	#31
Izzy Princess Therapy Dog Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 5,635 Blog Entries: 1	Dis is Izzy...an I'm wiff ya on dis one. My wife was goin good wif no dwesses or matching bows and den she found YT an now she's puttin all dis stuff on me, combin my hare all da time wif special bwushes...puttin dis spray cowone on me....what's a girl ta do??? I like ta hang wif my twee kitty cat bros and chase dem all ova da house and get inta der litter box too but mom made my dad put up dis whittle gate so that I can't jump ova to get to it... Can I be the secwetary of the Dirty Furgirls Club...me take gweat notes.?! __________________ Cynd, Izzy (Yorkie) & Cosmo (Biewer)(Secwetary & Charter Membwer of the Dirty FurKids Cwub)-Jusz say NO ta bein' cwean!)proud member of the *CrAzYcLu*B! ~The PINK club~SRC

08-17-2007, 07:13 PM	#33
Safire Addicted to Tetley Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 964	Stinky stinky diwty girwls! Pee-u! __________________ Safire Tetley See me on Dogster: http://www.dogster.com/?452576

08-17-2007, 07:18 PM	#34
Sookie My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia Posts: 5,452	Hi, it's Kalina...My mommy gave up trying to dress me and keep me clean. Guess why? 'Cause I dig. I dig and I dig and I dig and dirt gets all over my face and hair. I almost have a hole big enough to get under the fence and into the yard next door. They have a big, muscular boxer there named Benny. He's HOT!! Sometimes we kiss through the fence. Don't tell Mommy. __________________ I LOVE MY BABIES

08-17-2007, 07:37 PM	#35
Betty'sMom Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,234	Hewwo...it's Juju. I'm tewwing about what Betty did. My aunt wawked me and Betty in the yard for Mama. Betty went poo, but I didn't...I onwy do that inside the house. Weww, suddenwy, Mama sees skidmarks on the kitchen fwoor and the hardwood fwoor!! Auntie didn't do a butt check on Betty! I waffed and waffed!! Betty was gonna get in twubble. Mama had to wash Betty's hiney for at weast 5 minutes! Tee hee! That's what Betty gets fow bein mean to me sometimes. Uh oh...hewe she comes...I'm gonna hide unda the bed cause Betty is too fat to fit unda dere! __________________ Jeanne: Mom to Betty & Juju Bean

08-17-2007, 07:42 PM	#36
Archie's Mom YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 580	Susanah, It's me, Archie. Me thought me was the onliest one who had to have his bum-bum wiped all the time! It sure is good to know me is not alone andthat other doggies have crazy humans, too! __________________ Archie's Mom

08-17-2007, 08:25 PM	#37
JeanieK Donating YT 12K Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Council Bluffs Iowa Posts: 12,552	hey yorkie buddies. We're on your team, all 4 of us. Ollie and Chachi and Hallie and me Harlie. Every time we get to smelling like dogs, Mama gives us a bath and then she sprays that smelly stuff all over us. She says "ooooooooooooo you smell so nice and clean" Well we think it smells like dumb ol' baby, not like dog. We roll around and rub all over trying to ge that awfull smelly stuff off. But it sticks with us for days. And just when we finally get rid of it all, and start to smell like dog again. she gives us another bath. It's time for a revolution.

08-17-2007, 09:24 PM	#38
YorkieShadow BANNED! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Posts: 9,999	LOL I think we need a Dear Abby Dog Forum on this site. LOL We are having the same problems here in Ohio. Mom thinks just cause we play out every day that we need a weekly bath. She dont understand that we love rolling in kitty droppings. How can we get mom off our backs?

08-18-2007, 05:25 AM	#39
Izzy Princess Therapy Dog Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 5,635 Blog Entries: 1	To all mwembers of da Dirty FurGirls Club..tee-hee-hee...I dus chwaged my mommy's signatwere while she was jis getting hur sillie fu-fu cawfee... I prowmise ta be a good secwatary for r cwub......n wen I go outside taday I'm gonna jus go afta those sillie squirrels n roll inta da grass n weaves n haf fun...but me knows what's gonna come afta dat tho...more combin an bath time...but it's all n da name of the Dirty FurGirls Club. __________________ Cynd, Izzy (Yorkie) & Cosmo (Biewer)(Secwetary & Charter Membwer of the Dirty FurKids Cwub)-Jusz say NO ta bein' cwean!)proud member of the *CrAzYcLu*B! ~The PINK club~SRC

08-18-2007, 06:40 AM	#40
Suzy 2 Pups=Double Trouble! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 6,581	That's wight eveyone! Wets start a wevowution! Today Mommy said sumthin about takin' us to the dog park-and guess what? We can get WEALLY dirty dere! Dey have wots of mud and gwass, a water fountain ting, and wots of fwiends dat we can chase and woll awound wiff and get even DIRTIER! We can't wait! Emma & Milli __________________ Suzy Emma & Milli What's better than loving a yorkie? Loving two yorkies! Milli 's Remi!

08-18-2007, 06:44 AM	#41
ARCHIE No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK Posts: 16,218	Hey guys, it's me Bud. Finally someone who knows what their talking about! Yuz right. Let me add going to the stupid groomer's. Yep, that's where I'm headed AGAIN today. Listen it's not easy for a tough guy like myself to stand in the middle of a table while some dame cuts me in my private places Last time I bit her when she came from behind but Mom's going today and stay with me so I guess I got to be a man and take this crap. Hang in there guys because we just can't fight this nonsence Your friend, Bud

08-18-2007, 06:55 AM	#42
marcerella02 Loved by Layla Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 11,257	This is Layla. I agree!!! mommy is SOOO nice to me RIGHT before the bath.... like it is going to make up for making me look like a Chiauahah (sp?)!!! And she ALWAYS checks my bum after i poop... do i check hers... NOOOOO.... so what's the deal??? and when i have an itchy bum and want to rub it across the carpet... why won't she let me??? if i could reach back there i'd scratch it myself!!!! Now i have to say that i dont' so much mind the hair clips because otherwise i would NOT be able to see!!! however i will not STAND for another tooth brushing session.... she wont' even give me a TREAT after!!! something about it defeats the purpose! thats it.. i'm on strike.. no more puppy kisses for her! __________________ http://misscanam.blogspot.com/ Layla 's Simon

08-18-2007, 06:59 AM	#43
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	Yay! We have more members! We're gonna show them who the real bosses are! No more baths and no more clean! We'll only get our butt wiped in your dreams! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

08-18-2007, 08:16 AM	#45
VickiesMomma No Longer a Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 212	It's Vickie here. I'm getting used to my mom wipping my butt, but I hate it when my feet get wet outside and she wipes my paws. I also hate it when mommy is eating the good food and only drops crumbs on my head. It's not like I was begging...