Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[AllDogBoots]

Hello TAC (Teapot Acceptance Committee),

I'm wondering if you have a running list of members. I have 2 teapots and quite honestly, can't remember If I've filled out applications.

Best Regards,
Mama to a giant Yorkie and a pretty big Mutt.

[SWHouston]

ADB,

WOW, I think I'd just re-apply, rather than look back through 345 Posts !

[AllDogBoots]

Originally Posted by SWHouston

ADB,

WOW, I think I'd just re-apply, rather than look back through 345 Posts !

LOL! I wouldn't put it past alaskayorkie to tally up the members each night

[Zanny]

I would like to put in Sakura's application for the teapot club. She is a year and a half old and weighing in at 12 pounds.

[marcie]

Originally Posted by AllDogBoots

LOL! I wouldn't put it past alaskayorkie to tally up the members each night

I agree ...

[SWHouston]

Originally Posted by AllDogBoots

LOL! I wouldn't put it past alaskayorkie to tally up the members each night

Sure !, with just two Yorkies and a Lab, there should be plenty of time for that !

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by AllDogBoots

Hello TAC (Teapot Acceptance Committee),

I'm wondering if you have a running list of members. I have 2 teapots and quite honestly, can't remember If I've filled out applications.

Best Regards,
Mama to a giant Yorkie and a pretty big Mutt.

Naturally, the Department of Teapot Archives has detailed records on each and every one of the Teapots who have been accepted into the prestigious club. And with the wink of an eye I could present them to you. However, it greatly concerns the Venerable Members of the Teapot Club that YOU DON'T KNOW if you are a member!!!!! That's like saying you don't remember if you're a Democrat, Republican or Independent! That's like saying you don't remember if you're an AMERICAN!

So, regardless of the archival records, the ruling here is that you are not members of the club. You may reapply in 100 years. Or 100 seconds.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Zanny

I would like to put in Sakura's application for the teapot club. She is a year and a half old and weighing in at 12 pounds.

A perfectly concise application for a perfectly adorable Yorkie. You're in! Sakura's name will be permanently etched into a stone tablet and placed in the permanent archives in Yorkshire, England.

[Princess10]

blasphemy!!!!!

[alaskayorkie]

"Bittness does not a teapot make."

-- Teapotcrates

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by cheryl19

I understand your concerns, just wish we could go to Europe but Max gets carsick and has to sit on my lap with me holding a carsick bag! That would be one loooong trip
Max is 2 years old and Reggie???? well the shelter said he was 2 but now that I have had him for over a year he not only got heaver he got larger!!! As they both play together ALLLLLL the time both have no fat just muscle, wish I could say the same for myself
So if you could please take a look and judge for yourself I'm sure we could join the "special teapot club"

We regret to inform you that your re-application is still incomplete. Before we can "take a look," a photo of the prospective teapot is required.

[Princess10]

how can you say no to a sweet face like this?? i think someone with a real title should be processing new memberships.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Princess10

how can you say no to a sweet face like this?? i think someone with a real title should be processing new memberships.

Any member of the Teapot Club can, as you so crudely put it, "process new memberships." Obviously, everyone thinks you've been feeding Princess Twinkies for the past month.

[concretegurl]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Any member of the Teapot Club can, as you so crudely put it, "process new memberships." Obviously, everyone thinks you've been feeding Princess Twinkies for the past month.

No one told you we voted you into the Presidential seat here as 'Official Messenger to the Official Teapot Committee of something-something you said before stuffy ol' England panel of Simon Cowls..."

Anywho we all voted awhile back (in secret behind you back) and made you in charge!
Congrats!
You won!
Keep up the good work!

[SWHouston]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Obviously, everyone thinks you've been feeding Princess Twinkies for the past month.

I wonder if P10 can be held accountable for that...
Becca frequently puts her evil eye on me, and has a quiet wine, which
would bring tears rushing from anyone's eyes, and compels me to delve
out as many Cheese Treats as she wants.

But that does bring up another issue...
I don't think that Princess should be held back because of her portliness,
regardless of how temporary it may be. I think there should be a special
category made for those Big Butted, Thunder Thy'ed PorkoPups as she,
and I respectfully submit another category of membership. That being...

The TeaKettle Category.