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Originally Posted by AllDogBoots  Hello TAC (Teapot Acceptance Committee),
I'm wondering if you have a running list of members. I have 2 teapots and quite honestly, can't remember If I've filled out applications.
Best Regards,
Mama to a giant Yorkie and a pretty big Mutt. |
Naturally, the Department of Teapot Archives has detailed records on each and every one of the Teapots who have been accepted into the prestigious club. And with the wink of an eye I could present them to you. However, it greatly concerns the Venerable Members of the Teapot Club that YOU DON'T KNOW if you are a member!!!!! That's like saying you don't remember if you're a Democrat, Republican or Independent! That's like saying you don't remember if you're an AMERICAN!
So, regardless of the archival records, the ruling here is that you are not members of the club. You may reapply in 100 years. Or 100 seconds.
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Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP).
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