Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[Princess10]

She gained all this weight within 2 weeks of her spay....maybe they implanted her with some pork chops? As for twinkies, I don't buy them, they are trouble.
Tea Kettle could be fine I suppose, though it does go against everything this Club was designed for...whatever helps you sleep at night!

[ChibiLuv]

Chibi would like to apply to the Teapot club! He is 11 pounds at 3 years (thanks to grandma he is a little chunky) but even when we work of the excess weight he will probably still be at least 9. Of course I love every ounce of him!

Heres a picture of him.....I know, I know, he's a bit of a cow

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by concretegurl

No one told you we voted you into the Presidential seat here as 'Official Messenger to the Official Teapot Committee of something-something you said before stuffy ol' England panel of Simon Cowls..."

Anywho we all voted awhile back (in secret behind you back) and made you in charge!
Congrats!
You won!
Keep up the good work!

Hmmmm, maybe THAT is why they call it the Teapot Club and Secret Society! Sneaky of you.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by SWHouston

I wonder if P10 can be held accountable for that...
Becca frequently puts her evil eye on me, and has a quiet wine, which
would bring tears rushing from anyone's eyes, and compels me to delve
out as many Cheese Treats as she wants.

But that does bring up another issue...
I don't think that Princess should be held back because of her portliness,
regardless of how temporary it may be. I think there should be a special
category made for those Big Butted, Thunder Thy'ed PorkoPups as she,
and I respectfully submit another category of membership. That being...

The TeaKettle Category.

Oooh, I like the way you think. Tea Kettle could be a provisional membership pending any weight changes over a 3-6 month period. If nothing else, it would get P-10 off my back. I'll run it by the Revered Rules Committee. Unfortunately, they meet every 100 years unless called into emergency session.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by ChibiLuv

Chibi would like to apply to the Teapot club! He is 11 pounds at 3 years (thanks to grandma he is a little chunky) but even when we work of the excess weight he will probably still be at least 9. Of course I love every ounce of him!

Heres a picture of him.....I know, I know, he's a bit of a cow

Another excellent application meeting all the requirements, and the cow costume made the normally reserved Teapot Acceptance Committee nearly choke on their martinis. Chibi is in! Your secret handshake instructions and decoder ring have been ordered and will be delivered promptly in 2077.

[RileyDC]

Originally Posted by Princess10

For the past month for some reason, Princess has been finding her way to meet the criteria of Teapots.
Though she held steady for many months at 6.9 lbs. she is now up to 7.6lbs. in just a month!
She is 15 months old and an avid fetch player, with curvy little curves, so I'd say she's fit & not fat.
you be the judge:




(it's actually so hard to find a pic of her not sleeping, hmm)

She is soooooooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

[SWHouston]

Call an emergency meeting of the Revered Rules Committee !
(or I'll never hear the last of it )

Once my Male Sneakers got a look at that cute little Blond (Princess) he
started panting IMMEDIATELY.
(I politely did not look to see if there was any other evidence of his interest )

Apparently he has developed an appreciation of Full Figured Females,
that I was unaware of. But, who could possibly resist cuteness
at that level !

[Princess10]

you guys are so sweet, and funny!


then there's that mikey guy aka cheater pants aka placeholder aka alaskayorkie

[alaskayorkie]

Unlike at other threads, where I am the supreme ruler, here on the Teapot Club thread I am just a small cog in a huge machine. I make no decisions -- just relay the information entrusted to me by the Venerable Members of the Secret Society.

I could tell you how to get in touch with them, but I'd have to ban you.

[Princess10]

well seeing how you've been absent tonight it sounds like you've finally accepted YOUR ban, dictator!

and further more, i plan to put Princess on a vigorous exercise plan & a water & bully stick diet so i will not have to wait 77 years or something.

[SWHouston]

Originally Posted by Princess10

and further more, i plan to put Princess on a vigorous exercise plan & a water & bully stick diet

HANG ON A MINUTE !!!

Sneakers is shaking his head NO !!
Princess' voluptuous appearance is quite OK with him.

[cheryl19]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Unlike at other threads, where I am the supreme ruler, here on the Teapot Club thread I am just a small cog in a huge machine. I make no decisions -- just relay the information entrusted to me by the Venerable Members of the Secret Society.

I could tell you how to get in touch with them, but I'd have to ban you.

Oh Supreme Ruler,

I have to get to my photos and resize for you so that Reggie and Max can join the "Secret Society". Now do you have a secret paw shake, secret dig,or maybe a secret howl? Maybe even a nother society like the "Secret Saucer Society".

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by cheryl19

Oh Supreme Ruler,

I have to get to my photos and resize for you so that Reggie and Max can join the "Secret Society". Now do you have a secret paw shake, secret dig,or maybe a secret howl? Maybe even a nother society like the "Secret Saucer Society".

Yes, we have all those things, but since you continue to tease us with a promise of pictures of cute Teapots and then don't post them, I can't divulge the secret information at this time.

[concretegurl]

Quit being a tease!

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[Christinee]

I need to apply! My big boy weighed in at a whooping 7.5 lbs!! He's 5 months!! lol