Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[AllDogBoots]

Originally Posted by Christinee

I need to apply! My big boy weighed in at a whooping 7.5 lbs!! He's 5 months!! lol

You got a teapot!

[SWHouston]

Christinee,

Looks like a viable candidate to me

[RileyDC]

Riley would like to apply to the Teapot club! He weighed in, this past Monday morning at 8.5 pounds. He will be 1-year old on May 12th. I Absolutely LOVE that he is on the bigger side being that I live right in the middle of the city and we run into lots of BIG Dogs....AND, Just More to Love!!

Will posting a link to one of my Albums work, since I can't seem to resize small enough to attach a Photo?!

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/alb...?albumid=11278

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by RileyDC

Riley would like to apply to the Teapot club! He weighed in, this past Monday morning at 8.5 pounds. He will be 1-year old on May 12th. I Absolutely LOVE that he is on the bigger side being that I live right in the middle of the city and we run into lots of BIG Dogs....AND, Just More to Love!!

Will posting a link to one of my Albums work, since I can't seem to resize small enough to attach a Photo?!

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/alb...?albumid=11278

Hmmm, Riley certainly seems to have the qualifications -- nearly 1 year old and comfortably over the frail, standard, boring limit of 7 pounds. However, your inability to post his picture on this thread gives us cause for concern. How do we know you don't also struggle with scales? Perhaps Riley is only 5 or 6 pounds, but you don't know how to read the scale accurately?

Frankly, it was beyond my authority to accept Riley into the club with that big question hanging in the balance, so I turned the matter over to the Benevolent Executive Committee of the Teapot Club and Secret Society.

Here's their answer now, delivered by secret courier with a briefcase padlocked to his arm:

"Riley had us at 'Ninja Knot!' You're in! (and ignore AlaskaYorkie's mindless rambling!)"

[RileyDC]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Hmmm, Riley certainly seems to have the qualifications -- nearly 1 year old and comfortably over the frail, standard, boring limit of 7 pounds. However, your inability to post his picture on this thread gives us cause for concern. How do we know you don't also struggle with scales? Perhaps Riley is only 5 or 6 pounds, but you don't know how to read the scale accurately?

Frankly, it was beyond my authority to accept Riley into the club with that big question hanging in the balance, so I turned the matter over to the Benevolent Executive Committee of the Teapot Club and Secret Society.

Here's their answer now, delivered by secret courier with a briefcase padlocked to his arm:

"Riley had us at 'Ninja Knot!' You're in! (and ignore AlaskaYorkie's mindless rambling!)"

HOORAY!! This is cause for celebration.... I will break the good news to Riley just as soon as he wakes from Another one of his Naps!!!!

[Christinee]

Hey Alaskayorkie..... I seriously need to be considered for the teapot club.. I can post pics if you like. My Charlie has already passed 7 lbs and hes 5 months as of yesterday.

[4csonsinga]

Please add my Ollie to the club. He's weighing in at 9lbs at 13mos. we LOVE his "bulk"

[SWHouston]

YEA !!, welcome Riley

[RileyDC]

Originally Posted by SWHouston

YEA !!, welcome Riley

Awwwww..... THANK YOU!!!!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Christinee

Hey Alaskayorkie..... I seriously need to be considered for the teapot club.. I can post pics if you like. My Charlie has already passed 7 lbs and hes 5 months as of yesterday.

The Beneveolent Ones normally withhold membership into the TCSS (Teapot Club and Secret Society) until the Yorkie reaches adulthood. However, they can often be swayed by especially cute pictures and a good argument. We require picture, age and current weight to make a decision.

Originally Posted by 4csonsinga

Please add my Ollie to the club. He's weighing in at 9lbs at 13mos. we LOVE his "bulk"

While Ollie certainly sounds like a welcome addition to the TCSS, and we appreciate your attitude of embracing his girth, the club is not something you can just join. We need picture(s) to go along with the biographical information. And it doesn't hurt to grovel a little big. Makes the Selection Committee feel more powerful.

[marcie]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Another excellent application meeting all the requirements, and the cow costume made the normally reserved Teapot Acceptance Committee nearly choke on their martinis. Chibi is in! Your secret handshake instructions and decoder ring have been ordered and will be delivered promptly in 2077.

Good work Chibi

[roseslevi]

I would like to ask you to accept Levi into the teapot club. He was 11.3 pounds at his yearly checkup two weeks ago. He is the "pirate" in my photo album. Thank you.

[Christinee]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

The Beneveolent Ones normally withhold membership into the TCSS (Teapot Club and Secret Society) until the Yorkie reaches adulthood. However, they can often be swayed by especially cute pictures and a good argument. We require picture, age and current weight to make a decision.

My 5 month and 2 day yorkie just weighed in at 8.2 lbs... I'd say I have a good argument. Pictures to come.

[shawnzeppi]

Gatsby tells me that he wouldn't want to join any club that would have him as a member

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by shawnzeppi

Gatsby tells me that he wouldn't want to join any club that would have him as a member

LOL, Shawn. Gatsby is OBVIOUSLY a standard size Yorkie, the same ones who have persecuted teapots for millennia!