[TyraandMrJ]

Dear friend of mine got made King of the Mason's Lodge. and we all went out to a fancy restruant. I just turned 21 and was in a huge bad marriage. and Needless to say my best friend Anna bought me a rum and coke,and I only had a tiny bit. so I took off my shoe,being very very loose at the time started to play foostie with Larry who while is a 6"4 large heavey man is very sweet, polite and a cutie thu heavy. well my foot was wandering,on his leg, Larry gives me some white wine and was acting like no biggie. I'm like what? he should be aleast something right. Well Anna jumps up and says come on Ladies room NOW! off we went. {come to find out I was playing foostie with Anna NOT Larry} now the Ladies room in this place was very fancy indeed, and had the New to me than papertowel dispanesr. the one where you grab a piece and it shoots out another. well while Anna's trying to talk too me about the foot troubles. I'm pulling towels out and giggling like a small child.


Needless to say when we left the bathroom, there was a pile of about 25 or more towels on the floor and me singing in a white ball gown loudly off key "I'm a LUMBERJACK!" by Monty Python. we were politely asked not to comeback.

tyty and last time. I drank..