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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

omg, I laughed at all your stories when this thread was active but figured I had no stories to compete. Tonight, unfortunately, I got one.

I'm cross-country skiing on a dark trail through town. Glasses fogged. Eric Clapton blasting in my headphones. I see a guy on the side of the trail, looking down. He says, "Sorry, I'm looking for my keys."

I stop, and trying to be good-neighborly, say "Can I give you a hand?"

His head snapped up and it looked like he was gonna slug me. I tore off my headphones to hear him say, "I SAID, 'SORRY, I GOTTA PEE.' "

I'm still red.

Omg that is hilarious I started to laugh and the girls im watching and my husband asked what was so funny so I read it to them and I started to laugh harder and Im sick so I have so control over my bladder and I PEE'd in my computer chair !!! Thanks for the laugh but now I gotta get a regular chair so I can wash this one.