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chattiesmom · 06-15-2011, 07:50 PM

Ok, would this be a rescue, or an adoption? Will she be spayed before she leaves your house? What food is she on? Oh my, I just can't wait

. More attitude around the farm.

babiegurl · 06-15-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by chattiesmom

Please pm me your paypal address. Having a slave, uh I mean a new daughter will come in handy - especially since I am going to be out of commission for several weeks? months? while my leg heals.

I will need barn help, poopie picker upper, potty pad washer and hanger upper on the clothes line, someone to make biscuits for hubby and slushies for me. And of course check the mail, do the ironing, and wash, and mop the floors, fix dinner, come running when I ring my bedside bell.

Hummm, does this little princess in disguise have a fairy god mother?

So does your DD know that we are having a grand ole time with her bad attitude?

Of course not..shes in her room doing what she does best...SLEEPING!

babiegurl · 06-15-2011, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by chattiesmom

Ok, would this be a escue, or an adoption? Will she be spayed before she leaves your house? What food is she on? Oh my, I just can't wait

. More attitude around the farm.

Shes "as is". No warranties or guarantees!

Princess10 · 06-15-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by chattiesmom

Ok, would this be a rescue, or an adoption? Will she be spayed before she leaves your house? What food is she on? Oh my, I just can't wait

. More attitude around the farm.

This sounds like a rescue, rescuing the poor mother!
If I had to guess she's probably on every food item in the house except the ones that are cooked for dinner.
Spayed? Try constant PMS mode. lol.

Jazz would kill me if she saw this, too bad she probably thinks I'm just being boring & old in here.

Micah my love · 06-16-2011, 03:37 AM

I love this thread

it reminds me of why i love my furbabies so much LOL

chattiesmom · 06-16-2011, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by babiegurl

Shes "as is". No warranties or guarantees!

Fantastic! I'll have her vetted and then get to work. I'm up to the challenge, even on one leg. In my lifetime I've been trusted by wild mustangs, slept with a raccoon, and live with a pack of ruthless ankle biters. I think I can handle a bit of human fluff.

chattiesmom · 06-16-2011, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Princess10

This sounds like a rescue, rescuing the poor mother!
If I had to guess she's probably on every food item in the house except the ones that are cooked for dinner.
Spayed? Try constant PMS mode. lol.

Jazz would kill me if she saw this, too bad she probably thinks I'm just being boring & old in here.

Hummm, I believe this is a REVERSE rescue. It's the owner I'm rescueing by taking ownee.

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Mother
Syndrome

This syndrome happens to both the male and female of the human species just prior to puberty. It occurs precisely at the time they THINK they no longer need a Mother's input. The cure for this syndorme is a tightening of the "Mother Hand" and an abundance of love and patience.

RachelandSadie · 06-16-2011, 05:22 PM

will you be willing to trade an 18 year old sister of mine that's no longer speaking to me over her unwilling to listena to anyone with any sense at all ???

megansmomma · 06-16-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RachelandSadie

will you be willing to trade an 18 year old sister of mine that's no longer speaking to me over her unwilling to listena to anyone with any sense at all ???

She is just preparing you for what's to come!

babiegurl · 06-16-2011, 05:51 PM

No trades! No trades! I am trying to free up space! After all, I have 2 sons and I'm trying to see when I will putting them up for sale too!

babiegurl · 06-16-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chattiesmom

Hummm, I believe this is a REVERSE rescue. It's the owner I'm rescueing by taking ownee.

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Mother
Syndrome

This syndrome happens to both the male and female of the human species just prior to puberty. It occurs precisely at the time they THINK they no longer need a Mother's input. The cure for this syndorme is a tightening of the "Mother Hand" and an abundance of love and patience.

How about a side order of "whoop a$$" too?

My lil friend · 06-16-2011, 05:55 PM

I have an 18yr old son that does yard work and vaccums but only if you fuel him with hotpocket,pizza and hotdogs. After 4yrs of hard,constant work,I am getting to where I like him more days than not. He needs a job!

cobden28 · 06-23-2011, 02:47 PM

We had a lot of these problems with our daughter aged 19, who's due to go off to Uni in October this year. She decided she wanted to move out of the parental home into a shared house - student digs - with a couple of her female friends, and moved out last week.

She seems to be enjoying the independence and not having her Dad and I nagging her to get out of bed/tidy her room etc. The disadvantage is that she'll have to learn to manage her money carefully and will rapidly learn there's no 'washing-up fairy' to do the dirty dishes or a 'laundry fairy' to do her dirty laundry regularly. It'll be tough for her but if she manages it living away from home at Uni won't be such a shock to her system.

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Micah my love Donating YT 100K Club Member & Top YorkieTalk Poster! Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: western KY Posts: 108,935	I love this thread it reminds me of why i love my furbabies so much LOL __________________ Betty & Micah my love + Yogi

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RachelandSadie No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 5,748	will you be willing to trade an 18 year old sister of mine that's no longer speaking to me over her unwilling to listena to anyone with any sense at all ???

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babiegurl Currently Suspended! Join Date: May 2011 Location: Chicago Posts: 198	No trades! No trades! I am trying to free up space! After all, I have 2 sons and I'm trying to see when I will putting them up for sale too!

06-16-2011, 05:55 PM	#117
My lil friend Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: FtWorth,TX,USA Posts: 3,269	I have an 18yr old son that does yard work and vaccums but only if you fuel him with hotpocket,pizza and hotdogs. After 4yrs of hard,constant work,I am getting to where I like him more days than not. He needs a job!

06-23-2011, 02:47 PM	#118
cobden28 Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire, England. Posts: 21	We had a lot of these problems with our daughter aged 19, who's due to go off to Uni in October this year. She decided she wanted to move out of the parental home into a shared house - student digs - with a couple of her female friends, and moved out last week. She seems to be enjoying the independence and not having her Dad and I nagging her to get out of bed/tidy her room etc. The disadvantage is that she'll have to learn to manage her money carefully and will rapidly learn there's no 'washing-up fairy' to do the dirty dishes or a 'laundry fairy' to do her dirty laundry regularly. It'll be tough for her but if she manages it living away from home at Uni won't be such a shock to her system.