For Sale!!!!!!!!!! Hey YT'ers! I have for sale a teenage daughter! She b$$$hes, stumps her feet, sleeps all day, begs you for money, does absolutely nothing, and acts like the world owes her something! This can be yours for the price of $100,000,000! To cover the cost of 16 years of misery! CAll 1-888-got-damn!!!! But wait!!!! If you order now, you can have my 13 year old! She thinks the world is against her, lazy and runs up your cell phone bill! She can be yours for free. Pay shipping and handling.... **DISCLAIMER** The younger one also talks too much and is overdramatic. I will not be held accountable for her actions....:thumbdown |
Sounds a lot like me when I was that age.:D |
I will trade with you..my 26 year old son who has been in college for almost 6 years and still likes two classes to graduate..oh and he still lives at home:eek: |
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As long as he has a job!!!!! |
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I will trade you for an 18 year old girl with entitlement issues :rolleyes::rolleyes: :D:D |
You guys are making me feel very terrible for what my Daddy-O had to endure. My mom & five girls!!! And he still loves us! lol. |
Oh, now God I understand why you only gave me boys. :rolleyes: Yep, you were right God, a girl Yorkie was perfect for me. :D Good luck raising those girls. I remember being a little self focused during my teenage years too. ;) |
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LMAO! If youre still handing out money and he has TWO jobs then that wont help me! |
Lol! !!! |
Visit Megansmomma's page to hear OUR themesong!!!! "Teenaged Daughters" :sidesplt: http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/member.php?u=21803 |
Wait a second...What is my daughter doing in your house??? lol We just had an incident with my 16 yr old today. Her cell phone is broken. She can only text, can't make or receive calls, camera is broken. My plan is up so I told her she could just use mine and get a new phone. Oh she wants a $100 phone and expects us to pay for it. Wait just a minute... she has money. I told her if she wants a phone other than the FREE one than she has to pay for it. She tells me I'm lucky she doesnt want the i-phone!!! Been trying to get her to clean her room all day. You can't see the floor. She says she knows where everything is and why do I care what her room looks like. Hey how about we go in for a 2-for deal? Who ever buys your daughter can have mine free. That sounds like a deal to me :D.... I'll even ship her !!! Doesn't get any better I have a 20 yr old who acts the same way. She just can't understand why I don't shell out money for her. She says she's still my daughter. WHAT???:eek: Just can't win :rolleyes: |
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So I had to LOL When My DD had a friend visiting last month she tried to tell me I wasn't getting her dinner fast enough :eek: I told her I needed 15 minutes to regroup after work. She said I didn't have the right to do that (and her friend AGREED :confused:wtf???) So I said she could cut up the tomatoes and put the bread in the toaster. Guess What? SHE DIDN"T KNOW HOW so they went for a walk to cool off :rolleyes::rolleyes::confused::cool::eek: |
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