Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[alaskayorkie]

Sorry, the board is out of executive session. No new members till 2013

[concretegurl]

Dude we're only on page 47...way too long!!!

[NewYorksBrandy]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Sorry, the board is out of executive session. No new members till 2013

Oh no does that mean Brandy didn't make it? is their to many people already? please get back to us we're worried..thanks

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by NewYorksBrandy

Hello Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society,

I stand corrected today we went to petsmart and got weight in.. Miss Brandy is 9lbs 3oz the vet said she may not go down from their but up.. Thank you for considering us our new picture will be post below.. we are so excited.. we so love the factor of more to love..

Of COURSE Brandy is in! Welcome to the club! The picture and new weight information cleared committee before we quit!

[NewYorksBrandy]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Of COURSE Brandy is in! Welcome to the club! The picture and new weight information cleared committee before we quit!

thank you so much.. WHOO RAY we are in.. we are so happy.. Miss Brandy is still up and was walking around.. but I will tell her in a few mins.. thank you again...

[R_Z]

We are honored to have Bailey inducted into the Yorkie Teapot Society. Just to be certain he maintains his fighting weight, we plan on feeding him strawberry shortcake, chocolate mocha java ice cream and double fudge oreos 3 nights a week. The rest of the week, he'll be eating his normal steak and potatoes with butter and sour cream. (No pm's or replies please, just kidding . . . or am I?)

[concretegurl]

Originally Posted by NewYorksBrandy

Oh no does that mean Brandy didn't make it? is their to many people already? please get back to us we're worried..thanks

That dictator messenger of the benevolent tea pot honorary society committee volunteer panel is a pretend Barney-Bad-Bottom

We have toyed with the idea of getting him a Bad-Boy-Band to keep him from spotting his perceived authority around YorkieTalk, but thus far he's evaded capture much like a Yorkie hiding under a King bed at bath time you have to wait him out...or offer treats.

Any flack he flicks your way can be further returned to him on the banning thread!

[Tayluvheryorkie]

I just want to say, That Corky, is now a whopping 11 fit pounds.. (Via his vet). He is a member of the local dog park, that his mommy takes him to twice a week, so he runs like crazy.

[MommytoMiles]

Originally Posted by alisonJ

Dear YT,

Please accept my application for membership to the YT Teapot Club. The vet told me today that I weigh 7.25 pounds, and based on this, I feel that I am eligible.

I hoped this day would come--but so far I have been hovering in the 6.5 lb. range for several years. I really think this might have something to do with a new scale, but hey---I'll take it.

My vet tells me that I am NOT fat, and I am in tip-top shape, due to my rigorous exercise regime of soccer and chasing birds that have the nerve to land in MY yard. My momma is constantly telling me how beautiful I am, and I suspect I am just a big-boned girl (like momma!).

Thank you for considering my application.
Edith Jones

Milesy is IN!!

[concretegurl]

Originally Posted by Tayluvheryorkie

I just want to say, That Corky, is now a whopping 11 fit pounds.. (Via his vet). He is a member of the local dog park, that his mommy takes him to twice a week, so he runs like crazy.

YaY big healthy boy!

[msyorktown]

Please accept my application into the teapot club.my name is Orion and i am 11months old and weighs in at 10lbs! mom calls me beasty....im a big clummsy dude! my sister is Raelle, but she only 6.5lbs at one year! mom swears im gonna hurt her...i wont ...shes a feisty one and she holds her own. I love chasing her around the backyard, after im done digging up moms garden ( she gets a bit ticked at that..although i have no idea why). the big golden next door and i love to have chats..again drives mom nuts.hehe! Oh yea and i love racing around the house like a greyhoound,mom says she tired watching me. Anyway do i qualify? i'll see if i can get mom to figure out how to post pics..shes new and hasnt quite got it yet.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by msyorktown

Please accept my application into the teapot club.my name is Orion and i am 11months old and weighs in at 10lbs! mom calls me beasty....im a big clummsy dude! my sister is Raelle, but she only 6.5lbs at one year! mom swears im gonna hurt her...i wont ...shes a feisty one and she holds her own. I love chasing her around the backyard, after im done digging up moms garden ( she gets a bit ticked at that..although i have no idea why). the big golden next door and i love to have chats..again drives mom nuts.hehe! Oh yea and i love racing around the house like a greyhoound,mom says she tired watching me. Anyway do i qualify? i'll see if i can get mom to figure out how to post pics..shes new and hasnt quite got it yet.

Thanks for the application to the Exalted Teapot Club and Secret Society. We have to remain secret or the powers that be in the Standard Yorkie community hold us up to ridicule and frivolous regulations that deny us equal rights.

Normally, a prospective Teapot is summarily rejected until he or she reaches 1 year of age. Baby fat can often be the difference between a normal, standard, boring Yorkie and a fabulous Teapot.

However, at 10 pounds Orion has impressed our Benevolent Elders so much that they have broken into executive session to examine the application.

In the meantime, I would strongly encourage you to fill in a couple glaring gaps in your application: 1. Is Orion a girl or a boy? (We're assuming boy because you say "dude," but you never know in this day of equal rights.). 2. Get your Mom to do a crash course in attaching pictures. The Benevolent Elders, unless they're three sheets to the wind and forget, require that all applications be accompanied by a picture larger than an avatar.

Thank you for your application. We will be in touch.

[Princesa Bella]

Pretty please...pretty please accept my application into the teapot club. My name is Bella and I am 2 years old and weigh 10lb, or so my vet tells mommy...I think their scale is a little of... Mommy helped me attach a picture of myself! Hope to hear back soon!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Princesa Bella

Pretty please...pretty please accept my application into the teapot club. My name is Bella and I am 2 years old and weigh 10lb, or so my vet tells mommy...I think their scale is a little of... Mommy helped me attach a picture of myself! Hope to hear back soon!

Bella, Bella, Bella! Where have you been all this time? Of COURSE the Exalted Ones accept you into the Teapot Club and Secret Society. Your application met all the requirements -- name, sex, age, weight and picture -- in one succinct paragraph! Bravo to you and your personal secretary who typed it for you!

You certainly do like a princess, an especially gorgeous one who rocks pink! We love having royalty in the Teapot Club -- it makes those skinny teacups jealous!

Welcome to the club, Your Highness!

[msyorktown]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Thanks for the application to the Exalted Teapot Club and Secret Society. We have to remain secret or the powers that be in the Standard Yorkie community hold us up to ridicule and frivolous regulations that deny us equal rights.

Normally, a prospective Teapot is summarily rejected until he or she reaches 1 year of age. Baby fat can often be the difference between a normal, standard, boring Yorkie and a fabulous Teapot.

However, at 10 pounds Orion has impressed our Benevolent Elders so much that they have broken into executive session to examine the application.

In the meantime, I would strongly encourage you to fill in a couple glaring gaps in your application: 1. Is Orion a girl or a boy? (We're assuming boy because you say "dude," but you never know in this day of equal rights.). 2. Get your Mom to do a crash course in attaching pictures. The Benevolent Elders, unless they're three sheets to the wind and forget, require that all applications be accompanied by a picture larger than an avatar.

Thank you for your application. We will be in touch.

Hi its me Orion...ya I'm a boy...mom says all boy hehehehe! Any way mom still hasn't figured out how to post pics...computor dumb she calls herself..hopefully soon..thanks again!