[msyorktown]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Thanks for the application to the Exalted Teapot Club and Secret Society. We have to remain secret or the powers that be in the Standard Yorkie community hold us up to ridicule and frivolous regulations that deny us equal rights.

Normally, a prospective Teapot is summarily rejected until he or she reaches 1 year of age. Baby fat can often be the difference between a normal, standard, boring Yorkie and a fabulous Teapot.

However, at 10 pounds Orion has impressed our Benevolent Elders so much that they have broken into executive session to examine the application.

In the meantime, I would strongly encourage you to fill in a couple glaring gaps in your application: 1. Is Orion a girl or a boy? (We're assuming boy because you say "dude," but you never know in this day of equal rights.). 2. Get your Mom to do a crash course in attaching pictures. The Benevolent Elders, unless they're three sheets to the wind and forget, require that all applications be accompanied by a picture larger than an avatar.

Thank you for your application. We will be in touch.

Hi its me Orion...ya I'm a boy...mom says all boy hehehehe! Any way mom still hasn't figured out how to post pics...computor dumb she calls herself..hopefully soon..thanks again!