[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by msyorktown

Please accept my application into the teapot club.my name is Orion and i am 11months old and weighs in at 10lbs! mom calls me beasty....im a big clummsy dude! my sister is Raelle, but she only 6.5lbs at one year! mom swears im gonna hurt her...i wont ...shes a feisty one and she holds her own. I love chasing her around the backyard, after im done digging up moms garden ( she gets a bit ticked at that..although i have no idea why). the big golden next door and i love to have chats..again drives mom nuts.hehe! Oh yea and i love racing around the house like a greyhoound,mom says she tired watching me. Anyway do i qualify? i'll see if i can get mom to figure out how to post pics..shes new and hasnt quite got it yet.

Thanks for the application to the Exalted Teapot Club and Secret Society. We have to remain secret or the powers that be in the Standard Yorkie community hold us up to ridicule and frivolous regulations that deny us equal rights.

Normally, a prospective Teapot is summarily rejected until he or she reaches 1 year of age. Baby fat can often be the difference between a normal, standard, boring Yorkie and a fabulous Teapot.

However, at 10 pounds Orion has impressed our Benevolent Elders so much that they have broken into executive session to examine the application.

In the meantime, I would strongly encourage you to fill in a couple glaring gaps in your application: 1. Is Orion a girl or a boy? (We're assuming boy because you say "dude," but you never know in this day of equal rights.). 2. Get your Mom to do a crash course in attaching pictures. The Benevolent Elders, unless they're three sheets to the wind and forget, require that all applications be accompanied by a picture larger than an avatar.

Thank you for your application. We will be in touch.