We are honored to have Bailey inducted into the Yorkie Teapot Society. Just to be certain he maintains his fighting weight, we plan on feeding him strawberry shortcake, chocolate mocha java ice cream and double fudge oreos 3 nights a week. The rest of the week, he'll be eating his normal steak and potatoes with butter and sour cream. (No pm's or replies please, just kidding . . . or am I?)