Most Embarassing Moment?

[YorkieRose]

BEFORE remotes, I lost my car at the mall once...I had two kids with me and it was getting dark...I could have sworn up and down it was in a certain area..infact I was so positive I had parked it by Sears, that I called the police and reported it stolen.
The cops came and drove us around and found it by the movie theater..I still say someone stole it, drove it around and reparked it...LOL

[MaxwellHouse]

I was at Water Country (near Williamsburg, VA) with my 11 year old son. Smart me, didn't want to buy a locker, so I clipped my car keys on the shoulder of my one-piece tank swimsuit. First ride of the day, I roared down a 50 foot slide on a sled and went under. Standing up, I was getting the water out of my eyes and kept hearing, "lady, your suit, lady, your suit." The entire line of 50+ people were standing there, while one kind boy was trying to let me know the keys had pulled my suit down to my waist. Good news, my son had gone to the next ride and didn't see. Bad news, it was a company outing day for my former employer, Crutchfield Corp.

[JPop & Taz 2]

Originally Posted by MaxwellHouse

I was at Water Country (near Williamsburg, VA) with my 11 year old son. Smart me, didn't want to buy a locker, so I clipped my car keys on the shoulder of my one-piece tank swimsuit. First ride of the day, I roared down a 50 foot slide on a sled and went under. Standing up, I was getting the water out of my eyes and kept hearing, "lady, your suit, lady, your suit." The entire line of 50+ people were standing there, while one kind boy was trying to let me know the keys had pulled my suit down to my waist. Good news, my son had gone to the next ride and didn't see. Bad news, it was a company outing day for my former employer, Crutchfield Corp.

[BubblPopElectrc]

Originally Posted by BamaFan121s

OK, so to lighten the mid-week mood....what is your most embarassing moment. I mean, if you can't share it amongst friends, who can you tell it to, right?
I'll start by sharing mine...then I expect everyone to join in.

On a trip to Disney World, I was in the bathroom at Cosmic Ray's (a fast food type place in one of the parks) w/ my daughter, who was almost 4 at the time. We were in the same stall one of the bigger handicap stalls. She went, then it was my turn, all of a sudden she just starts singing so loudly, "We're in the bathroom...and it's mommy's turn...I think she has to poopy...Pffft pffft pffft..." OK, 1) I did NOT have to poopy...which made it bad enough and 2) I was trying to grab her and put my hand over her mouth and she was dancing out of my reach in the big stall just laughing and making pooping sounds...."Pffft Pffft pffft." I could hear people in the other stalls and at the sinks snickering and giggling. When we came out it was clear that some people had slowed their pace so they could see my little songbird. I was SO red faced when we rejoined the family at the table.

Heeey, I saw a thread similar to this (which you responded to) on DIS.

[Tiggerwit]

Originally Posted by LuvMySissy

OMG - you just so mad my day LOL!!!!!!!!

OK - mine is from the nightmare of adolescent years......my brothers and sisters and I were staying at my grandparents cause my mom went away for the weekend. I was one month shy of my 15th birthday and still hadn't started my period. Well, guess what chooses that Sunday evening (after 5:00pm) to visit me at a home where my grandmother couldn't even remember when her last period was!!!!! The neighborhood my GP lived in was mostly older people. The only young person they would even think about talking to was the neighbor who had a 6 month old and was breastfeeding - so she didn't have any "supplies" in the house either!!!!!

For all you youngsters, back in the day there wasn't a single store open Sunday after 5:00pm!!! So, I got a diaper to use till the morning. Simply morifying on it's own, but made worse by my sweet grandfather who was rubbing my back and telling me I was a woman now!!!!!!!

LOL I remember the first time I had to buy my pads, yes pads because my mom told me I couldn't use tampons until after I had had sex don't ask, only took me a year to figure out differently. LOL Anyway, first time I ended up buying the one you had to have the belt for!!! I had no idea, it wasn't until after I had my first daughter in Germany that I figured those out because that's what the hospital gave me too!!

[BubblPopElectrc]

Originally Posted by YorkieRose

BEFORE remotes, I lost my car at the mall once...I had two kids with me and it was getting dark...I could have sworn up and down it was in a certain area..infact I was so positive I had parked it by Sears, that I called the police and reported it stolen.
The cops came and drove us around and found it by the movie theater..I still say someone stole it, drove it around and reparked it...LOL

Haha, my mom's friend/coworker did something to this!! They both work at a doctor's office that is in the building right next to the post office.

It was the lady's responability to go pick up the mail daily. Well, she avoid walking (I guess it was hot or should've just walked), she drive her car over. She gets back to the office and someone had stolen her!!

She calls the police to report it and they come.

Turns out, it was still parked at the post office.

[Tiggerwit]

I lose my car all the time, worse now that I got a new one. The other day I came out of the grocery store and just stood there, it was like everything had drained from my brain, I had not one clue which way to go. Kinda scared me actually.

Another time I was driving with my friend just blabbing away. I was totally into telling my story when I stopped cold, looked at the window and popped off "What the heck did Pat (my ex) put on my car now!! I mean I was bent! My friend looked at me like I had lost my mind and then busted out laughing. I was like what? I was the passenger in HER car.

[RoxyJosMom]

When my oldest dtr was about 4, she wanted a pair of knickers (they were the rage then), but always mispronounced them. I took her to see Santa and in front of a whole line of people waiting their turn, Santa asked her what she wanted and she very proudly and extremely loudly announced "Could you please bring me a pair of knockers?. Santa looked at me and we both turned the color of his suit. SIDENOTE: Be careful what you ask Santa to bring - he really came thru with her request, lol)

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by BubblPopElectrc

Heeey, I saw a thread similar to this (which you responded to) on DIS.

Yeah! I responded with the same story. THAT thread gave me the idea to start THIS one.

[jp4m2]

I'll never forget this , it happened to my sister..no, it was really her....

She went to the BMV to get her new sticker for her plates...She waits in line ..buys the sticker...comes out & precedes to put the sticker on the plate right in the parking lot .....mission accomplished....she goes to get in her car & the door wont open...she peers in & it's not her car ...some one was at the same place, same time,same color , same make car as her....I asked her if she notified the owner & she said she was to embarrassed to... so she went back inside, stood in line again & bought another sticker....I would have loved to have seen the owners face when he went to place his new sticker on & it already had one....

[Sam*my*YoRkie]

LMAO!!! LOL OMG THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!! TOTALLY MADE MY DAY EVEN HAPPIER!!!

LOL!!


gotta give for posting their moments

[Sam*my*YoRkie]

LMAO!!! LOL OMG THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!! TOTALLY MADE MY DAY EVEN HAPPIER!!!

LOL!!


gotta give for posting their moments


Ok so Ill post mine! but gotta warn ya it is long! hehe