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Most Embarassing Moment? OK, so to lighten the mid-week mood....what is your most embarassing moment. I mean, if you can't share it amongst friends, who can you tell it to, right? I'll start by sharing mine...then I expect everyone to join in. On a trip to Disney World, I was in the bathroom at Cosmic Ray's (a fast food type place in one of the parks) w/ my daughter, who was almost 4 at the time. We were in the same stall one of the bigger handicap stalls. She went, then it was my turn, all of a sudden she just starts singing so loudly, "We're in the bathroom...and it's mommy's turn...I think she has to poopy...Pffft pffft pffft..." OK, 1) I did NOT have to poopy...which made it bad enough and 2) I was trying to grab her and put my hand over her mouth and she was dancing out of my reach in the big stall just laughing and making pooping sounds...."Pffft Pffft pffft." I could hear people in the other stalls and at the sinks snickering and giggling. When we came out it was clear that some people had slowed their pace so they could see my little songbird. I was SO red faced when we rejoined the family at the table. |
OMG - you just so mad my day LOL!!!!!!!! OK - mine is from the nightmare of adolescent years......my brothers and sisters and I were staying at my grandparents cause my mom went away for the weekend. I was one month shy of my 15th birthday and still hadn't started my period. Well, guess what chooses that Sunday evening (after 5:00pm) to visit me at a home where my grandmother couldn't even remember when her last period was!!!!! The neighborhood my GP lived in was mostly older people. The only young person they would even think about talking to was the neighbor who had a 6 month old and was breastfeeding - so she didn't have any "supplies" in the house either!!!!! For all you youngsters, back in the day there wasn't a single store open Sunday after 5:00pm!!! So, I got a diaper to use till the morning. Simply morifying on it's own, but made worse by my sweet grandfather who was rubbing my back and telling me I was a woman now!!!!!!! |
I have sooooo many but the latest was my 6 year old granddaughter asking for a quarter to by a "napkin" because her hands were dirty. Everybody was cracking up. |
Lol I have a filing cabinet full of embarrassing stuff I have done...a couple years I was getting ready for church..I didn't use my glasses and just "winged" it...I mistook a dark purple eyebrow pencil for a black one...I noticed a number of people looking intently at me when they were talking...finally a friends 6 yr odl daughter asked.."Ms Pat, why are you eyebrows purple?" |
Oh my gosh...those are all hilarious! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
One day I had very chapped lips and I put cherry chapstick on in the car, went to the mall shopped etc. Hours later I get back in the car and look in the rear view mirror. I had red chapstick all around my mouth. |
Does it count if no one knows the story but you? I had moved from one town to another across a major bridge and into another county. My youngest daughter lives in the new area as well. Two years later she gave birth to my granddaugher. I took a week off to help her and the new baby. One night around 9:00 when I left her house after helping her all day I must have been in a daze and exhusted because I got on the highway and drove right across the bridge! Only when I paid the toll did I realize I don't live on that side of the bridge anylonger and had to turn around and go back across to my house. LOL I never told anyone. My kids would have me committed. I was so embarrased that I did such a dumb thing. I guess I was really tired. |
talk about embarrassing!!!! this will be a bit long, but funny, ok i use to clean houses years ago, and one f my cutomers was a older man very mean to us, so we are there cleaning one morning, and i accidently put his coffee cup in the dish washer, he comes over to get a coffee and says where is my favorite cup, im like oh sorry its in the dish washer , here ill get, so i open it up( the dish washer)grab the cup and close it( while he was attached to it) i close his manly parts up in the dish washer,omg im laughing so hard remembering this, he looks up and says, thank you darling!!!!! he was nice to us after that:eek: |
Lol Those are so funny!!!! I used to be a pet nanny and go to peoples home while they were out or on vacation. I took care of a Bassett and German Shepherd. I went into the garage to get the food and the Bassetts tail knocked the door shut...it locked. The garage door was locked and would not go up! They had a doggie door into the back yard, but the Shepherd when out first and kept growling at me when I tried to crawl through it..she stood there with her teeth showing, just waiting to bite as I stuck my leg out.. Luckily, the owner had tools on the wall and I used a screwdriver to unscrew the door lock and get back into the kitchen...and the Shepherd was all lovey dovey again...! |
I was at college, (I was 16 so this was like 9yrs ago), and it was coming up to the summer break. I had a nice little summer top and tight white trousers... I'd just finished my first afternoon class and was walking down the hallway with my friends when one of the stopped to chat to someone, we all carried on walking and suddenly I felt someone grap me by the arm and pull me up to wall with my back to it... it was my friend that had stopped... apparently as we'd walked away from her she noticed I'd come on my period and it was blatantly obvious!!! :eek: :( :eek: I borrowed someones jacket and tired it round my waist to go home so people wouldn't notice. I must of mixed my dates up because there would of been NO WAY I would of worn anything like that with a risk of that happening! :( |
Oh man I have too many to list, I think I've put some before year or so ago so you could search if you really want to know. :p The one that stands out most right now is I once introduced my husband by the wrong name!!! :eek: |
I asked a lady once, when her baby was due... And she wasn't pregnant! :eek: :p |
I have so many!! I am such a dufus!! The one that comes to mind just happened last year.... I went to our local gas station that sells coffee. I went around back where the drive thru is. I could hear someone talking but they seemed far away..I just thought the speaker was broken. I proceded to order my coffee and bagel through the TRASH BARREL!!! I was laughing so hard at myself that by the time I actually got to the speaker I couldn't speak.. |
Oh my gosh! These are cracking me up, guys. haha. It's kind of crazy because I have SO many embarrassing moments, but I can't think of any of them right now! I'll have to get back to you on this subject... EDIT: OK I just thought of one. :p When I was in 7th grade, my science class had a pet hamster named Turtle (the boys named it. :rolleyes: ). So after a couple months, he died. and the day he died for most of the day I was like "Oh my God! I can't believe Turtle died, etc." Then at lunch, I had just stopped talking about him. One of my friends comes up and she's like "Did you hear that Turtle died?" and I had a MAJOR brain fart and I was like "...who is Turtle?" It was soo funny at the time. |
I just thought of another one (I really have soooo many). Since I can't tell one car from another I am always losing my car. To me a white car is a white car, or black, or a van. Do you know how many black cars there are or how many time I have tried to put my keys in the wrong car???? Thank goodness with the remotes now, I just look for the car with the flashing lights:D |
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