I was at Water Country (near Williamsburg, VA) with my 11 year old son. Smart me, didn't want to buy a locker, so I clipped my car keys on the shoulder of my one-piece tank swimsuit. First ride of the day, I roared down a 50 foot slide on a sled and went under. Standing up, I was getting the water out of my eyes and kept hearing, "lady, your suit, lady, your suit." The entire line of 50+ people were standing there, while one kind boy was trying to let me know the keys had pulled my suit down to my waist. Good news, my son had gone to the next ride and didn't see. Bad news, it was a company outing day for my former employer, Crutchfield Corp. |