When my oldest dtr was about 4, she wanted a pair of knickers (they were the rage then), but always mispronounced them. I took her to see Santa and in front of a whole line of people waiting their turn, Santa asked her what she wanted and she very proudly and extremely loudly announced "Could you please bring me a pair of knockers?. Santa looked at me and we both turned the color of his suit. SIDENOTE: Be careful what you ask Santa to bring - he really came thru with her request, lol) |