I lose my car all the time, worse now that I got a new one. The other day I came out of the grocery store and just stood there, it was like everything had drained from my brain, I had not one clue which way to go. Kinda scared me actually.
Another time I was driving with my friend just blabbing away. I was totally into telling my story when I stopped cold, looked at the window and popped off "What the heck did Pat (my ex) put on my car now!! I mean I was bent! My friend looked at me like I had lost my mind and then busted out laughing. I was like what?

I was the passenger in HER car.