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YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mississippi
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OMG! That is TOO funny!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Peeka Boo I See You! Donating Member | ![]() > DIE-VORCE!!! > > > > A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. > The wife is behind the wheel. > Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. > "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." > The wife says nothing, > keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. > The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," > he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, > and she's a far better lover than you are." > Again the wife stays quiet, > but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. > He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. > Up to 60. > "I want the car, too," he continues. > 65 mph. > "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" > The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. > This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" > The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. > "No, I've got everything I need," she says. > "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" > Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, > the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." > > Moral of the Story: > Women are clever!!! > Don't mess with them!! > Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!! >
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Peeka Boo I See You! Donating Member | ![]() this is funny in light of all the recent gas prices: ![]() ![]() ![]()
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YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mississippi
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LOLOL!!! Yep, that about nails it these days ![]()
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I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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When I was about 3 yrs old, I was sitting with my mom in a very crowded doctor's office. Apparently I was, umm, gassy? I guess it was a bit loud (oops) and everybody looked up. My mom said, Nikki! What do you say? And I replied for the whole room, But Mommy, YOU did it! One more funny one for my mom- She was pushing me in a shopping cart in a grocery store. She was wearing a tube top (hey it was the early 70's). I ripped it down and started loudly chanting- little boobies! little boobies! I've had a few embarrassing moments with my own daughter but think God she isn't a little stinker like I was.
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Princess Bella Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: virginia
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Lovin' Lucy & Rebel Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia
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| ![]() OK - my husband came home from work one day and told me that a lot of changes had been made in his insurance. The main one was that oral surgery would now be covered under his dental insurance. I was cooking and said the first thing that came to mind, "Good, now you can have a vasectomy"! ![]() ![]() |
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