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Originally Posted by Amber_lv this is funny in light of all the recent gas prices:  I went into the gas station today and asked for ten dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. well if you want more tell me i got a million of them LOL hope i helped you laugh! |
Well since you brought it up... I've got one. This isn't a joke, its an embarrassing story and its all my mom's.
When I was about 3 yrs old, I was sitting with my mom in a very crowded doctor's office. Apparently I was, umm, gassy? I guess it was a bit loud (oops) and everybody looked up. My mom said, Nikki! What do you say? And I replied for the whole room, But Mommy, YOU did it!
One more funny one for my mom- She was pushing me in a shopping cart in a grocery store. She was wearing a tube top (hey it was the early 70's). I ripped it down and started loudly chanting- little boobies! little boobies!
I've had a few embarrassing moments with my own daughter but think God she isn't a little stinker like I was.
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