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Old 08-16-2006, 01:02 PM   #47
Amber_lv
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> DIE-VORCE!!!
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> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40
miles per hour.
> The wife is behind the wheel.
> Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice.
> "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
divorce."
> The wife says nothing,
> keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed
to 45 mph.
> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it,"
> he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend,
> and she's a far better lover than you are."
> Again the wife stays quiet,
> but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases
the speed to 55.
> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
> Up to 60.
> "I want the car, too," he continues.
> 65 mph.
> "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
> This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything
you want?"
> The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
> "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
> "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
> Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
> the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
>
> Moral of the Story:
> Women are clever!!!
> Don't mess with them!!
> Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!!
>
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