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i feel like laughing anyone have any jokes or any real funny things to say.. i need a good laugh and i bet most of us do today.. |
Look in the mirror...thatll get ya going!! :D :D :D :D |
i got some, just let me save them and ill post them k |
i did look in the mirror and i saw your reflection:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears thanks for the laugh.. |
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borrowed from http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Dirty-Jokes/Girls-night-out.h Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' |
only kidding of course!!! but i know you werent... |
I don't know if this is funny, but it's cute!:p link below! Enjoy! http://www3.telus.net/public/a7a55952/sweettaters.htm |
4 Attachment(s) here are some |
3 Attachment(s) more the lion one is proof there is marriage in the animal kingdom!! |
they were funny,,,,, |
1 Attachment(s) IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY.... YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING....... AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... You open the door.... NOW, REMEMBER,THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR! TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....DOESN'T IT? |
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1 Attachment(s) Ok, here's one....it's the Tatoo of the Year! :p |
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That is too funny, I have to send it to my dad!!! |
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