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Originally Posted by Amber_lv

The perfect Walmart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ...
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "H#@!*#l no they
ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
h#@* would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they
look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

OMG! That is TOO funny!!!!!