Here's another, this one is funny more than embarrasing,.
My boss has this leather desk chair on wheels, actually it's a race car seat he had made into a desk chair.
One day I go back to sit at his desk, well I sit on the edge of the seat, and It flipped up in the air, I land on my ass, I'm on the floor and the chair is on my head and the floor and on the desk,, So I'm cracking up, and I say in the real pathetic voice " Help" I didn't want to move for fear the chair would move and hit me on the head more.
Or estimator comes back and is losing it, and he lifts the chair off of me.
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