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08-17-2007, 02:07 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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| For YORKIE eyes only! No PEOPLE allowed! Dear yorkie friends, it is me, Susanah. I am writing this to you because we have a real situation on our hands! It is called getting a BATH and being groomed! Does your mom or dad act all nice to you and give you a treat, only to plop your butt down in some water and start washing you? Are you tired of having your ears cleaned? Are you tired of having to sit still while they put dumb ponytail on top of your head that you aren't allowed to take down? Do they make you get your butt wiped every time you go potty? Even in PUBLIC? We've got to ban together and stop this treatment! As yorkies we should be allowed to do what we want! We should be allowed to roll in the dirt! We shouldn't have to get brushed a hundred times a day! They should let us eat poop if we want and not make us brush our teeth. Who is with me?
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut |
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08-17-2007, 02:12 PM | #2 | |
2 Pups=Double Trouble! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Iowa
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And you are wight-I wike to eat poo sometimes too, but Mommy yells at me n Emma if we do dat. Sometimes we twy to tell Mommy and Daddy dat we aren't eating it, but just pwaying wiff it. But it doesn't work. We get our teef bwushed and a baff if we's too dirty too! We do need ta take a stand against our pawents that twy to keep us cwean! We should call it the "Dirty FurGirls Club!"
__________________ Suzy Emma & Milli What's better than loving a yorkie? Loving two yorkies! Milli 's Remi! | |
08-17-2007, 02:18 PM | #3 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Madrid (Spain)
Posts: 167
| Dear Susanah, It's me Rubi, the real one, not the human impersonator who has even taken posesion of my name . I am most definately with you and my big sis, 14 yr old Jennie is even more with you because she likes taking a bath even less than I do. I like rolling in poop sometimes but, to no avail As soon as my human friends spot or smell me they are taking me to the tub. Oh well, what can we do? We love them the same, don't we? Rubi (me, not the name stealing person who posts sometimes here) |
08-17-2007, 02:24 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,563
| I love my mommy the best out of everybody, but she makes me so mad! It isn't fair to pretend to be nice and give me a treat and then make me take a dumb bath. I like the name Dirty FurGirls Club! We should do it! ~Susanah - the Queen of Dirt
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut |
08-17-2007, 02:25 PM | #5 |
No Longer a Member | Here! Here! This is Chloe. I am getting pretty fed up with this!! My mommy knows I don't like this. She can see that I roll around on the carpet after a bath, trying to wipe this "clean" off of me. And my poor head itches when she puts that rubber band and bow in. Sometimes, when I think she's not looking, I rub myself along the edge of the sofa, and if I'm really stealthy, I can rub my head on it and soothe that itchiness. If you really want to get your back itcher foot going full force flicking at that bow on your head, you have to wait until your mommy leaves the room. Muuhwaaa haa haa!! I know if I sit all cute and still for a few minutes, I can lull her into a false sense of security, and she'll leave the room for a few minutes. Oh, but I have gotten good!! (tee hee!) I can usually flick that bow off my head, chew it up, and spit it out before mommy comes back! I know she has her faults, but she's my mommy and I love her despite it. |
08-17-2007, 02:31 PM | #6 |
I love Jackson too! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio
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| Dear Susanah, Hi I'm Jake and I'm with you! I don't like my bath much, but it does feel nice and cool on hot days. I do NOT like to have my teeth brushed, but mommy keeps telling me that she wants my teeth to be nice and clean and healthy. I guess she's right (sigh), so I try to hold still. Then, I get impatient because doesn't she realize I have toys to play with?? What I REALLY hate is when she puts clothes on me. I just don't see the point. What I do is wait until she's not looking and take them off. It's easy, try it!! I bet you can do it too! I had to draw the line at a top knot. I took it right out, and I let them know I'm not having any of that! What WERE they thinking??? And the brushing grrrrrrrrrr, I don't like that at all. I get brushed every day and night, and I get my private parts washed with doggy wipes. I don't like it one bit, and I don't think mommys should be seeing that stuff. We yorkies really have it rough, don't we? Now my mommy and daddy are talking something about getting me a brother. I don't know where this brother is gonna sleep, cuz my mommy is all mine!
__________________ Selina, mommy to Jake and Jackson. RIP baby Lily Coming soon: Gracie Last edited by LoveMyJake; 08-17-2007 at 02:34 PM. |
08-17-2007, 02:32 PM | #7 | |
2 Pups=Double Trouble! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Iowa
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The Dirty FurGirls Club it is! I just changed Mommy's signature on here to show our new club membership. Since you started this, you can be the QUEEN OF THE DIRTY FURGIRLS CLUB (and cuz your mommy says you're da queen of Dirt), and I will be da founder, and Emma can be da Princess, ok? Check out Mommy's new signature...she'll NEVER KNOW!
__________________ Suzy Emma & Milli What's better than loving a yorkie? Loving two yorkies! Milli 's Remi! | |
08-17-2007, 02:35 PM | #8 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Madrid (Spain)
Posts: 167
| Hi there, it's me real Rubi again. Now that false Rubi is not looking I dashed to the computer cause I remember something else I do. I've got a bro cat Mimosin and I just love his litter tray. When my mom has just finished giving me a bath I sneak into Mimosin's tray and roll over and I also love his poo, it taste good (yummy, yummy). Ooops, sorry got to go, mom's coming on. Count me in as a member of the club. Real Rubi. |
08-17-2007, 02:35 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,563
| You will like having a brother. That's the good thing mommies and daddies do sometimes. I have a brother too and 2 sisters. They aren't yorkies though. They are chihuahuas. Sometimes you have to share mommy and daddy, and your toys, but its fun to have someone who can run as fast as you to play chase with. I like my sister, Josephine, the best because she plays. Harley and Sidda Lee are too growed up to play fun stuff. I hate being brushed too! I especially hate it on my feet. It ouches there on account of them always getting tangly.
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut |
08-17-2007, 02:36 PM | #10 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
Posts: 14,495
| Dis is Penny & Piper and wez wit u. Wez wantz to run in da wild, and getz all messy. Wez doesn't wike dat dumb water stuff. It makes us smells wike fwowers. Wez dink we shouldz starts a Yorkie Union.
__________________ Susan, Piper ,Harley & Suiki |
08-17-2007, 02:39 PM | #11 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stuart, Florida
Posts: 1,094
| Dear Susanah, I agree with you!! I'm sick of having my hiney wiped, especially in public. It's embarassing!! I don't see why our moms have to try to keep us all dressed up and pretty, I mean we are already so cute we don't even need it! We should do something about this! Should we start a petition! Madeleine
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08-17-2007, 02:41 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,563
| We just got to teach everybody that as yorkies, we are the real bosses here! If we make a union does that mean we might go on strike? If we go on strike can we still eat poop and then lick daddy on the mouth? That's my favoritest thing in the world to do!
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut |
08-17-2007, 02:44 PM | #13 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,563
| I just don't understand why they are pickin on us yorkies! I have a friend who lives down the street. He is not a yorkie. He is a Great Dane. He is real big, and he is MY friend! He says that when he goes poo poo he doesn't have to get HIS butt wiped! He said I was the first doggie he ever seed that got her butt wiped! He don't have to get his hair brushed all the time either! It's not fair!
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut |
08-17-2007, 02:44 PM | #14 |
2 Pups=Double Trouble! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Iowa
Posts: 6,581
| I see you've changed your mommy's signature too! Tee hee, aren't we clever?
__________________ Suzy Emma & Milli What's better than loving a yorkie? Loving two yorkies! Milli 's Remi! |
08-17-2007, 02:50 PM | #15 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: MO
Posts: 522
| cheers! i wanna join! mommy brushes my teeth every night too. she doesn't know that i eat more of the toothpaste instead of it being used to clean my teeth, but don't tell her. mommy is always busy when i want to go out so i always whine and fake "peeing" and run around because i want to play. i like rolling around in the grass too, especially when it's wet after it rains. after i play i come back inside and mommy gets mad because i get mud all over the white carpet. oopsie. but then she cleans it up and then i get the evil "bath", before she lets me snuggle with her. it's not fair. hmp. i'm with you all the way, susannah. dirty fur girls! whoo!
__________________ Mommy to Miss Mocha Member of the Spoiled Rotten Club |
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