Dear Susanah,
Hi I'm Jake and I'm with you! I don't like my bath much, but it does feel nice and cool on hot days. I do NOT like to have my teeth brushed, but mommy keeps telling me that she wants my teeth to be nice and clean and healthy. I guess she's right (sigh), so I try to hold still. Then, I get impatient because doesn't she realize I have toys to play with??
What I REALLY hate is when she puts clothes on me. I just don't see the point. What I do is wait until she's not looking and take them off. It's easy, try it!! I bet you can do it too! I had to draw the line at a top knot. I took it right out, and I let them know I'm not having any of that! What WERE they thinking???
And the brushing grrrrrrrrrr, I don't like that at all. I get brushed every day and night, and I get my private parts washed with doggy wipes. I don't like it one bit, and I don't think mommys should be seeing that stuff.
We yorkies really have it rough, don't we? Now my mommy and daddy are talking something about getting me a brother.
I don't know where this brother is gonna sleep, cuz my mommy is all mine!