Here! Here!
This is Chloe.
I am getting pretty fed up with this!!
My mommy knows I don't like this. She can see that I roll around on the carpet after a bath, trying to wipe this "clean" off of me. And my poor head itches when she puts that rubber band and bow in. Sometimes, when I think she's not looking, I rub myself along the edge of the sofa, and if I'm really stealthy, I can rub my head on it and soothe that itchiness.
If you really want to get your back itcher foot going full force flicking at that bow on your head, you have to wait until your mommy leaves the room. Muuhwaaa haa haa!! I know if I sit all cute and still for a few minutes, I can lull her into a false sense of security, and she'll leave the room for a few minutes.
Oh, but I have gotten good!! (tee hee!) I can usually flick that bow off my head, chew it up, and spit it out before mommy comes back!
I know she has her faults, but she's my mommy and I love her despite it.
